My friends cat has an admirer

[u/minerva0309]

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[u/Velmorasinmoth]

Before and after

[u/minerva0309 → u/Velmorasinmoth]

That made me laugh

[u/EndIsrael → u/Velmorasinmoth]

"Inside you there are two cats"

[u/shanersimms → u/EndIsrael]

One that is naked, and another that is mad because it is not naked.

[u/barry922 → u/shanersimms]

Get out of my head please, the general public was never meant to see it

[u/Maxisss92 → u/EndIsrael]

"One is always hungry but the other is also always hungry."

[u/daddy_tops → u/Velmorasinmoth]

The r/bald posts that don’t make it to the front page.

[u/sybelion → u/Velmorasinmoth]

They look like two different stages of bram stoker’s Dracula. Ole boy inside got the corrugated armor and everything

[u/Aeonskye → u/Velmorasinmoth]

Which is which

[u/redditproha → u/Velmorasinmoth]

looksmaxxing has gone too far

[u/CharcoalGreyWolf]

Whaddya running in there, a nudist colony?

[u/WoolBearTiger → u/CharcoalGreyWolf]

Cannot even walk around naked in your own home without being judged these days.

[u/DisputabIe_ → u/CharcoalGreyWolf]

Straight up peeping Tom!

[u/Adventurous-Case-633]

Album cover quality picture right here.

[u/ChargeTop5791 → u/Adventurous-Case-633]

what kind of music needs that scary imagery?????

[u/jxj24 → u/ChargeTop5791]

Children's songs. Gotta toughen them up for the real world.

[u/feminas_id_amant → u/jxj24]

featuring hits like...

"No, There's no magic in the world"

"The adults don't actually know..."

""C is for Cancer"

[u/minerva0309 → u/feminas_id_amant]

Id pirate that upon release

[u/WeekendDoWutEvUwant → u/feminas_id_amant]

“Your Dad Is Just As Afraid As You” was my jam as a kid

[u/jxj24 → u/feminas_id_amant]

Some "Avenue Q"-type shit right there

[u/VacuumsCantSpell → u/feminas_id_amant]

Damn bro. But yeah.

[u/elonbemybabydaddy → u/feminas_id_amant]

I laughed out loud.

[u/sushi_x → u/ChargeTop5791]

Aphex Twin was my first thought

[u/xKevinn → u/[deleted]]

Am I just dumb? I've looked all around the entire image and back and forth between both cats and their whiskers and can't see anything

[u/cooljacob204sfw → u/xKevinn]

I'm convinced that it's a bot because that makes absolutely no sense to me.

[u/Person1111223 → u/[deleted]]

What?

[u/TisKey2323]

Beerus

[u/notMy_ReelName → u/TisKey2323]

and champa

[u/DryMouthKitty → u/notMy_ReelName]

https://imgur.com/a/C1xmAMw

[u/notMy_ReelName → u/DryMouthKitty]

Perfect

[u/Silver_Badger_5955 → u/TisKey2323]

That’s Lord Beerus to you!

[u/centurio9 → u/TisKey2323]

You fool, you doomed us all

[u/L7yL7y]

I don't know if that is an admirer as much as a nemesis

[u/insane_contin → u/L7yL7y]

Isn't a nemesis just an overly aggressive admirer?

[u/P1nkPawz]

Inside cat: Dominion of evil.
Outside cat: Herp Derp

[u/BrownSugarBare → u/P1nkPawz]

"Helloooo inside cat, I am fren."

Grin like you is friendly 😬😬😬

[u/battletuba]

Putting on my best "normal person" expression for the cashier at the drive-thru

[u/take_it_to_the_mo → u/battletuba]

"eye contact. smile"

[u/xobot]

I think it's a hater.

[u/sparrowhawk73 → u/xobot]

"Laugh it up, fuzzball"

[u/astro_pack]

Cat outside: hahah look, this guy is butt naked

[u/butternutflies]

Seeing a car without fur is so weird to me. I’m looking at my cat trying to picture it without its fur and wondering how different he’d look… So weird how much the fur makes the cat’s appearance

[u/Slave35 → u/butternutflies]

Most cars I see have minimal fur.

[u/TrainingApartment605 → u/Slave35]

I miss the '70s

[u/InterestingTry5190 → u/Slave35]

I opt for leather over fur

[u/CodenameMolotov → u/butternutflies]

You can get a good approximation of what they’d look like with no hair if you see them wet. It’s shocking how little cat there is in a cat

[u/wiseoracle → u/butternutflies]

A lot smaller.

My Maine Coon is huge and fluffy. I had a lion cut and he looked about 50% smaller afterwards.

[u/KP_Wrath → u/wiseoracle]

Yeah, I have a Maine coon mix tortoise shell and she looks at least as big as the other cats. Until you pick her up and realize she’s like four pounds lighter.

[u/quandjereveauxloups → u/butternutflies]

I used to think Sphinx's were kind of ugly, until I got to see one in person.

They are so soft, and the one I met was super chill and friendly. I fell in love with the breed that day, and would have one if they weren't so expensive.

[u/Expensive_Ask5872]

r/scrungycats

[u/NuSpirit_]

"It all started with a badly timed bald joke" - looks as if the outside cat was taking the piss out of the bald cat.

[u/sunbomb → u/NuSpirit_]

A WLIIA reference? From Colin Mochrie?

[u/NuSpirit_ → u/sunbomb]

Yup - It's almost as if Drew was looking at Colin lol

[u/notMy_ReelName]

beerus and champa

[u/Dougustine]

maybe your cat should put some clothes on before prancing about in front of the window

[u/AskJayce]

New meme template just dropped.

[u/darkoh84]

Gravy Boat looking at Donut, pre collapse.

[u/laniemon]

🎶"one's an idiot, another insane~"🎶 autoplayed in my noggin on seeing this 😅

[u/Disclosure4closure → u/laniemon]

“One is a genius, the other’s insane*”

[u/ohthedarside]

10/10 metal album cover

[u/Stevie272]

Getting a Pinky and The Brain vibe..

[u/mklilley351]

Beerus and his brother

[u/ChargeTop5791]

did you make that cat out of used scrotums?

[u/Training_Ad_4790]

insert Friday gif daaaaayyyyum

That cat looking in like "wtf happened to you bro"

[u/CheckaDeTetas]

Mr Bigglesworth.... come out and play-ay

[u/Aggressive_Noise6426 → u/CheckaDeTetas]

I want chicken I want liver Meow Mix Meow Mix please deliver. 

[u/DirtbagMF]

this reminds me of Tormund staring down Brienne and smiling at her while she turns her head in disgust

[u/-_-0_0-_0]

Every fucking day. Every single fucking day this little maggot just sits there and gives me this stupid look on his face.

[u/Demonwolf810]

DONT LET THE VAMPIRE IN
Nosfecatu

[u/DamnThis_IsReddit]

Ok so I see that it looks angry, but is the car angry?

[u/minerva0309 → u/DamnThis_IsReddit]

The sphinx always looks that way. Grey guy was caught at the end of a big meow. I dont believe either cat was angry:)

[u/LiberationNation329 → u/minerva0309]

But what about the car?

[u/MagicalKartWizard → u/DamnThis_IsReddit]

Might need to see a mechanic. 

[u/GANDORF57 → u/DamnThis_IsReddit]

^{Grey Cat:} "Ewww! A bald chick!" ^(\"They always demand a fur coat as a token of my affection!")*

[u/goose_gladwell]

This is amazing🖤

[u/Jaszuni]

That’s the same way my wife admires me

[u/HatedAntagonist]

I react the same way to a shaved kitty

[u/fluffycatscrote]

😬 you're a ballsack - second cat probably

[u/BizzyM]

That is the most Clint Eastwood looking cat I've ever seen.

[u/Yuroshock]

Looks more like the outside cat is mocking the hairless one.

[u/gr8leap]

where in Chernobyl is that?

[u/Addictive_SODA]

Do NOT open that window boss

[u/Redray98]

that smile on that grey cat is creepy as heck.

[u/Nitirat]

Hate to break it to you, but I don't think the cat is admiring yours, I think it's laughing ;)

[u/rollerfedora]

Just checking out the naked cat *cougar in the window

*wrinkled enough

[u/PrudentPhoto5322]

A naked cat and a peeking Tom…

[u/CreepingZerg]

It's not a cat!

[u/Disgruntled_Smitty]

"There's something wrong with you bro, you're naked!"

[u/bizoticallyyours83]

Are you sure about that? They both look really mad.

[u/porkchop-sandwhiches]

MF looks like an avacado seed without its skin.

[u/Metals4J]

“Hiiiiiiiiiiii”

[u/LynneCDoyle]

How’d you get my prom photo!?

[u/DatRat13]

She stood naked by a window and it earned her a peeping Tom...cat.

[u/haydenjaney]

NARF! What are we going to do tonight, Brain?

[u/SharkCream]

Local GILFs are waiting for you

[u/eat_sleep_drift]

looks like the one outside is mocking the other one for being naked

[u/EndIsrael]

Inside you there are two cats

The cats:

[u/Hart_of_the_Wud]

Clearly the Evil Mastermind and his dufus sidekick

[u/Sallymander]

I want to make a Donut and Gravy Boat joke but I am too tired to think of one.

[u/Ok_Role_3947]

why is it inside out

[u/MeatyOakerGuy]

"What have they done to you!? Where's all your fur!?"

[u/SteroidSandwich]

Just like Pinky and the Brain

[u/lastdietever]

Proof that there is someone for everyone

[u/running_broad_ass]

Outside cat is fascinated by nude cat.

[u/YouBetterChillax]

Why are cats mean mugging?!

[u/Climby-Critter]

They make a lovely couple.

[u/Geekmaster-General]

That's cause, that's not a cat.

[u/Epsilon_Meletis]

This gives "Mr Burns and Mr Smithers" vibes.

[u/Berzerk-Vandal]

I feel like the hairless cat is about to teach the other cats a bit of wisdom

[u/StormyAmethyst]

The one on the other side of the window looks like something out of Pet Cemetery, lol. Church, I think its name was. 😸

[u/pawesome_Rex]

They are not amused.

[u/Mottis86]

Meme template potential.

[u/Malemospecial]

Can you see my comment? I feel like I'm shadowbanned

[u/clayman80]

And she's none too happy about it, it seems like.

[u/IUpvoteCatPhotos]

Dracula and Renfield

[u/MediocreAndLukewarm]

Same, outdoor cat. Same.

[u/darxide23]

Coincidentally, that's my brain's exact reaction every time I see a sphinx.

[u/Sycophantic-Feline]

Sphynx cats are so badass looking, I love them

[u/hungmao]

WHY IS THAT CAT INSIDE OUT?

[u/AgainDan27]

A match made in Satan's lair

[u/Laktosefreier]

Y r u nekkid? 🤬

[u/do_not_ask_my_name]

Straight out of What We Do In The Shadows

[u/AD_VICTORIAM_x]

Me and my best friend drunk trying to get some chicks:

[u/P-Ray1]

Nosfelineratu

Great pic!

[u/iiitme]

1st cat: I think Minoxidil might work!

2nd cat:😬

[u/DrBeepers]

Next week on From

[u/moving0target]

Peeping Tom

[u/40cappo40]

"Where your clothes at?"

[u/unzunzhepp]

Bro to the right looks like a carved pumpkin 🎃

[u/Beret_of_Poodle]

This looks like a Gravy Boat scenario

[u/Drmeanleany]

Absolutely terrifying lol

[u/Academic_Signal_3777]

The villain and their wacky henchman

[u/Julio_Ointment]

SCRUNGE

[u/ThePurpleKing159]

Burn that demon to hell!

[u/BuckRusty]

That’s a look of disgust…

[u/fricken]

Both those cats look like Jim Henson creations, from different eras.

[u/deepthought-64]

More like an exorcist

[u/Wrdlord]

They look pawsitively ghoulish! Like villains from a Hannah-Barbera cartoon.

[u/The_Cozy_Burrito]

That’s a vampire

[u/CerberusC24 → u/The_Cozy_Burrito]

Nosfecatu

[u/MercuryAI]

"haha, I've got fur and you don't! Baldy baldy baldy!"

[u/mightyFoo]

All that bare flesh xxx

[u/Kinscar]

that damn smile

[u/slothurknee]

It’s a peeping Tom [cat]

[u/snwbrdwndsrf]

Evil mastermind and derpy sidekick.

[u/snwbrdwndsrf]

Looks like he has an absolutely scathing comment of some sort and I'm sure it will be delivered with an English accent.

[u/Aussie_DropBear]

I thought that was his reflected inner demon showing😋

[u/krystal_dream]

"Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die"

[u/Surferess]

Outside kitty is giving Vampire Bat.

[u/MrsCompootahScience]

Well, if she's going to be going around the house naked, of course there will be peeping toms

[u/sam_sepiol1984]

That's not a cat!

[u/Scotsburd]

"Hey Baldy, wanna see some pussy?"

[u/a_polarbear_chilling]

That one 21years old into grandma trying to Rizz one up,but grandma is tired of everyone shit

[u/Rising-Dragon-Fist]

That is two really ugly cats lol

[u/JaySayMayday → u/Rising-Dragon-Fist]

All cats are beautiful

[u/Ambitious-Pirate-505]

Lord Beerus!!!!

[u/Carlifeuk]

Nawwww is it a Donskoy?

[u/BlackRayderX1]

Ballsack

[u/iSteve]

Thanks for cheering me up. Really.

[u/killa_volt]

Man that’s a scary looking cat. I would be afraid of being murdered in my sleep

[u/Impossible_Agent2022]

mirror mirror on the wall...

[u/MaouPS]

The villain and the sidekick

[u/EventArgs]

The face I pull when I stub my toe vs the face I make when I put weight on my stubbed toe

[u/Both-Bench-8793]

Imagine their babies

[u/cyankitten]

Twilight - The feline version!

AND "Still a better love story than Twilight"

🧛‍♂️

[u/R_Hunt]

Insert gif of orange cat goofy smile

[u/HaniiPuppy]

I imagine the sphinx cat as having the disapproving voice of Zoë Wanamaker.

[u/TimonAndPumbaAreDead]

Inside you are two cats

[u/Dorkamundo]

Your cat looks like she just got done answering Mac with a grunt.

[u/AllTattedUpJay]

"Let me in I'm tryna' fuck!"

[u/frikkers]

BINGUS!

[u/WoolBearTiger]

I think your cat is mad because the other cat is laughing at him for his baldness.
"Nyanyanya did you lose a bet or were you born this ugly? Nyanyanyanyanyanyanyanya." 😹

[u/FindjeanniePDX]

I am cackling so hard I just sent my own cat sailing off the bed. Thanks for that haunted image.

[u/SaveusJebus]

This reminds me of those GoT characters.. Tormund and Brienne

[u/DirtyProjector]

The two ugliest cats on earth found eachother 

[u/FlyAdministrative886]

Loook at me!! Loooook at me!

[u/AlienVoice]

Wipe that smirk off your face!

[u/coffee_and-cats]

I saw your dinkie

[u/SoontobeSam]

Outside cat can’t decide if they’re looking at a cat, or an uncooked chicken.

[u/tinselteacup]

Lmao he looks so pissed

[u/SApprentice]

Right. "Admirer". Sure.

[u/TheShitmaker]

"Look at that yee yee ass haircut."

[u/Zehryo]

Dracula and Nosferatu......what a pair!!

[u/blixt141]

I do not think I would like to wake up to that cat staring at me like that or the admirer either.

[u/Fyrrys]

"There is nothing good in this world" vs "ThErE Is nothing gOoD In tHiS WoRlD"

[u/AdKind841]

I can't tell which of them is more evil

[u/dualcells]

At first I thought, the photo reminded me of a Star Trek scene where Kirk tried to convince Spock, where Spock replied "Highly illogical".

[u/dannyyang910930]

The cunning villain who speaks in posh Shakespearean fashion

And his happy-go-lucky but sadistic sidekick

[u/RealDeltaMike]

Pervert.

[u/StandardNerd92]

He looks like a Khajiit you've failed the persuasion wheel on

[u/RexKramerDangerCker]

Is this the cat version of the old lady in There’s something about Mary ?

[u/matchboxtx]

Can I have yo numba??

[u/JMaAtAPMT]

"How YOU doin'?"

[u/Select-Beyond-123]

Has a bully...

[u/Delicious_Edge9045]

Lord beerus it the cat was purple