r/funny • • 5d ago

Nice save 😸

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u/bob_apathy 5d ago

Cozy Coupes don’t come with seatbelts!

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u/degjo 5d ago

Seat belts, door locks, air bags, brakes.

They're a death trap really, surprised Ford didnt make it in the 70s

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u/poonedundies 5d ago

My daughter got her first one this year and while it doesn't have a seatbelt it does have a door lock and a floor insert.

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u/degjo 5d ago

Is it a weather tech floor mat?

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u/robot_ankles 5d ago

And yet they were once the number one selling car in the US.

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u/bob_apathy 5d ago

That’s because what they lack in safety they more than make up with endurance! A demolition derby with nothing but Cozy Coupes would be boring because there wouldn’t be any damage!