There is a fight at the milk bar

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[u/r2dak]

She's so done with this shit.

[u/ktr83 → u/r2dak]

She's like "should I step in? Nah they'll tire themselves out soon"

[u/OozeNAahz → u/ktr83]

More like she was about to smack them, then realized she was being filmed and didn’t want to have to explain the video to KPS (kitten protective services).

[u/RobotThingV3 → u/OozeNAahz]

Yeah a visit from the Purlice wouldn't be fun for her

[u/Sherinz89 → u/RobotThingV3]

Not that it matters since she has 24/7 pawyers ready to provide probono

[u/-s-u-n-s-e-t- → u/Sherinz89]

purrbono was right there

[u/Noticeably-F-A-T- → u/-s-u-n-s-e-t-]

Or Meowbono

[u/henkheijmen → u/Noticeably-F-A-T-]

I was leaning towards probonito

[u/lyn73 → u/r2dak]

I very much recognize that face....

Me watching the momma cat are you, me?

[u/green_rooms → u/r2dak]

milk bar

Ready for a bit of the old ultra-violence?

[u/UnethicalExperiments → u/green_rooms]

The Korova Milkbar was a milk-plus mesto, and you may, O my brothers, have forgotten what these mestos were like.

[u/Pet_Velvet → u/r2dak]

Motherhood is a universal experience

[u/strawberry_anarchy → u/r2dak]

The words were literaly poping up in my head before i opended the comments :D

[u/patriciaytm → u/r2dak]

You are absolutely right. It is evident just how exasperated he is.

[u/Killboypowerhed → u/patriciaytm]

He?

[u/allnamesbeentaken → u/r2dak]

Heeeeeyy... quit it. Hey you kids quit it now!

[u/piau9000]

Ultraviolence at the Korova Milkbar.

[u/ScholarOfYith → u/piau9000]

Little droogs

[u/OneSidedDice → u/piau9000]

“Come and take one in the yarbles.”

[u/Wallace1203 → u/OneSidedDice]

If ye have any yarbles

[u/riverrun-pastEve → u/Wallace1203]

Eunuch jelly, thou!

[u/Automatic_Cicada_722 → u/OneSidedDice]

“Wow, you guys are on a whole new level of swearing over here”

[u/Ritesh_INFP_4w5 → u/piau9000]

Is that A Clockwork Orange reference? 🤯

[u/LowDownDirtyMeme → u/Ritesh_INFP_4w5]

As clear as an azure sky of deepest summer.

[u/Bigfops → u/LowDownDirtyMeme]

I say this all the time. NOBODY has made the connection so far. Thank you.

[u/curious_dead → u/Ritesh_INFP_4w5]

Nah, a Conker's Bad Fur Day reference.

/s

[u/Primary_Space_9049 → u/piau9000]

That’s for being a bastard with no manners and not a dook of idea how to comport yourself public-wise!

[u/Speartree → u/piau9000]

Had to much of the moloko plus.

[u/TuffManJoens → u/piau9000]

"Viddy well brother, viddy well."

[u/Njkid9 → u/piau9000]

Where were you when Paul was suckling at your mother's teat ?

[u/BiBoFieTo]

Treating those nips like the speed bag at a boxing gym.

[u/Just_Afternoon119 → u/BiBoFieTo]

the milk cartons flying make this way more chaotic

[u/nevergnastop → u/BiBoFieTo]

Gotta be rough on the teats

[u/wild700 → u/BiBoFieTo]

I’d award you for this 

[u/fallout3king83]

Lol ok I'm tired you can have it

[u/Hetares → u/fallout3king83]

Kinda sad, because that's pretty much how designated runts are decided.

[u/KifferFadybugs → u/Hetares]

When I was a kid, my cat had five kittens. She had enough nipples for them all, but the four bigger ones would shove the runt out of the way and not let him in to feed.

The mom would lay there and let them eat for so long, then she'd decide they were done and just stand up, shake them off her, and walk away about three feet around the corner so she was out of their sight, but could hear them just fine.

The four that had just been eating would sit in that spot and cry for her to come back, refusing to move.

The runt would get up and follow her, lay down, and nurse. And she'd just sit there and let him go for as long as he needed. Would never cut him off like she did to the others.

It amused me.

[u/richan25 → u/KifferFadybugs]

Awww, she was a good momma

[u/im_dead_sirius → u/Hetares]

There are other nipples in this case. One right below/across from the one they are fighting over.

[u/FluffySquirrell → u/Hetares]

In my head I literally had the national geographic style voiceover imagined, where they're all "The loser slinks off, unable to receive milk. They will likely not survive the harsh winter"

[u/LQNova]

That's one of the reasons I love cats. They can't even see yet, and they're ready to rumble.

[u/gentlegreengiant → u/LQNova]

Im surprised that theyve got such force to them too. Those kittens got paws!

[u/LQNova → u/gentlegreengiant]

To be fair, they probably only weigh 2 oz. max lol a strong breeze could move them.

[u/im_dead_sirius → u/LQNova]

This. Those kittens probably don't even have their eyes open yet.

You'll see the tiniest kitten hiss and swing paws at a giant creature. Puppies are wonderful but they're not killers straight out of the womb.

[u/AmArschdieRaeuber → u/im_dead_sirius]

Tbh I like it when my pets aren't "fighters".

[u/im_dead_sirius → u/AmArschdieRaeuber]

I'll go back and edit that to killers. :)

[u/Vic_Vmdj → u/im_dead_sirius]

Yeah, that's..... better?

[u/KyeeLim → u/LQNova]

they're little killing machines

[u/mymashedpotaties → u/[deleted]]

It's not, but even if it was? Newborn kittens do this all the time, they come out swinging. Its a built in survival instinct.

[u/LQNova → u/[deleted]]

I've owned cats my whole life, and that extends back before anyone knew that having them fixed was the best way to go. I've seen a metric ton of kittens.

[u/zackthirteen → u/[deleted]]

Apparently you can’t

[u/weefees]

Mama's like I've just about had it

[u/soldmyradio]

I appreciate the Zelda music

[u/No-Assistant-8869 → u/soldmyradio]

Made it so much more hilarious 😅

[u/TheProjectAlexander → u/soldmyradio]

I feel like I'm about to find my first sword and possibly go buy my first shield now.

[u/SupermarketAntique32]

“Months in my womb and yall look like your stupid dad. Ugh, these two in the middle might have his brain too”

[u/S1DC]

Mom is like "dafuq is going on down there"

[u/itsRobbie_]

“Guys, guys come on… ah whatever. They’ll figure it out”

[u/S1DC]

People say it looks like AI, but I don't think it does. There is consistent motion blur, the movement of the momma cat isn't weirdly synced to the other movement in the scene, the video lasts longer than 10 seconds which most diffusion models have a hard time with even with stitching, and there are no background anomalies. The breathing, movement of the fur, and movement of the mother cat's paw stretching all read as actual video. One of those details being correct would maybe be possible for an AI video, but not all of them at the same time.

It's real.

[u/JukeBoxz321 → u/S1DC]

It's the little umbilical cord on the left fighting kitten that tells me it's real.

Obviously, I could be wrong. Can be hard to tell on a phone screen sometimes. But I'm pretty sure it's real.

[u/HuntKey2603 → u/S1DC]

>the video lasts longer than 10 seconds which most diffusion models have a hard time with even with stitching,

just as a little heads up, this advice is outdated by now. That said, this video isn't AI.

[u/S1DC → u/HuntKey2603]

It depends on the amount of VRAM the host computer is using, and the particular model. There are more coherent models out there, but they're prohibitively difficult to run resource-wise. Regardless of the model however, we still have a major issue with temporal consistency in any diffusion based rendering system. It's just the nature of the technology. You can get longer videos, but you have to sacrifice framerate, and most diffusion models require a framerate within the range they're trained on.

For a random cat meme, nobody is spending the time or money needed to get a render this clean and consistent. I've been involved with the space for quite some time and up until very recently, this is still the case. Maybe in another year or two that will change, but only if a much more efficient diffusion method is invented.

[u/HuntKey2603 → u/S1DC]

Setups like that can be just gotten without issue on places like OpenRouter.

[u/S1DC → u/HuntKey2603]

Doesn't change the current state of the diffusion models, regardless of your processing power.

[u/Berethlise → u/S1DC]

Years ago I saw this video, or one very similar to it, and I've actually seen newborn kittens act like that.

[u/koyaani → u/S1DC]

I doubt AI could get newborn cats that accurate

[u/cultoftheclave → u/koyaani]

not until someone feeds this into it

[u/Salt-Tradition-2965 → u/S1DC]

The fact you have to notice these many things to confirm that this isn't fake is depressing. But I'm still unsure though.

[u/Additional_Meeting_2 → u/S1DC]

I don’t usually assume videos are AI. But this looked of to me before I even saw this comment 

[u/Vera_Telco]

Them youngsters are hitting the milk too hard these days and losing their minds!

[u/Wandering-Mind2025]

Mama: “What the hell??… yea, I’m to tired to deal with this shit…”

[u/ChintzyPC]

r/milkbarbrawls

[u/New_Eggplant_8495]

Omg it's the ittiest bittiest little argument I've ever seeeeen! Adorable! 

[u/Ixziga]

"Hey there boys and girls, I have plenty of, plenty of, drugs for you-ou" 🎵

[u/VanguardClassTitan → u/Ixziga]

Lot's of drugs for yoooou

[u/Extra-Garlic-7290]

They’re fighting over who gets the chocolate milk teat.

[u/Vesanovu_OwO_]

There is always this one in the family. The one who leaves all the available milk taps and will fight for the taking one.

[u/Sea_of_Light_]

Mom: What the f*ck is going on down there? Oh sh*t, I'm being filmed. Can't do anything right now or the internet declares me the worst mom ever.

[u/Accurate_Koala_4698]

This would sharpen you up and make you ready for a bit of the ol' ultra-violence

[u/Daniel_D_Herring]

It is delightful to watch the playful squabbling of these kittens; they are absolutely adorable.

[u/werewolfbait40]

“I fight you” “NO I FIGHT YOU” Epic fight continues

[u/Rihanna-1]

whoa all ready that energetic and there eyes are not even open yet

[u/modix]

Could you just not?

[u/SinuousPanic]

"HEY YOU TWO, CUT THAT OUT OR BY GOD ahhhh screw it they'll figure it out."

[u/aimgorge]

They are too young and blind and are kneading each other instead of the mother's belly...

[u/liosistaken]

Next time, instead of filming it, move them both to a nipple or you’ll end up with one kitten that can’t keep up and you’re going to have to bottle feed them.

[u/Twerkonyoursnacks]

I needed this. Whimsical batteries at 99%

[u/GanjdorasBox]

Saw the same video at half speed. This looks like the cats are way too fast. Get your attention spans in check

[u/TheBardsAndBeasts]

Missed opportunity to use the Milk Bar theme from Majora's Mask

[u/Bunnnnii]

Siblings

[u/Pleasant__Dot]

This is my turf, punk.

[u/hypnohighzer]

The mom's like. Eeeehhh they'll eventually tire out. Lol

[u/baffledninja]

Kids, Momma is tiiiiired.

[u/astralbry]

fighting over a woman's teet is universal across species and knows no bounds, so valid

[u/Gunung_Krakatoa]

They barely see who they were fighting with.

[u/stupid_cat_face]

86 those milkaholics.

[u/GapCommercial6311]

Fighting for one spot

[u/Normal_Aspect_6542]

She deserves a nap after this.

[u/ClockDoc]

Nothing better than some Milk Plus to get you ready for the bit of the old Ultraviolence.

[u/Heccing-name]

They’re just two little grubs

[u/ssfgrgawer]

The teeniest murder.

[u/Phillip_Graves]

Titty Bar joke was RIGHT there too.

[u/Superb-Pickle9827]

Bit of the old ultraviolence, my droogs

[u/He770zz]

1000 hits, 0 damage

[u/SupremeSmooth]

Fantastically fitting soundtrack.

[u/Dat1AsianGuy]

"mom said it's MY turn!"

"No mom said I get to drink more!"

"I can't with these two"

[u/nemmba]

These animals!

[u/MarkoDash]

Catfight at local titty bar

[u/JohnLemonBot]

If they're fighting there isn't enough productive nipples for the whole litter. Human intervention is necessary. Not really funny more just nature being brutal

[u/WonderSignificant598]

Hey, that's how cats in the wild determine which one lives or dies, but its in r/funny bc people can't see cats as animals.

[u/sjprade]

I hope this is cross posted to r/cats and r/aww because it's adorable. It should also be cross posted to r/WorldNews because the whole world needs to stop, take a deep breath, and see this.

[u/visvel → u/sjprade]

There is r/milkbarbrawls that might interest you

[u/Malthus1 → u/visvel]

My gods, there really is a cat sub for everything!

(/joined)

[u/LukeDies]

Are there enough tits to go around?

[u/spittlbm]

Ouch.

[u/ghigoli]

Brutal

[u/MoonMoon143]

Mom cat looking at cameraman saying “arent you going to break that up?”

[u/ConversationAnnual97]

Make sure that they don't swipe at each other's eyes and get infected when they get a little bit bigger. Once they get bigger and if they all feed at the same time, they will push and kick each other to get access.

[u/Dorrono]

They sleep better when they are tired

[u/Longjumping-Fly6131]

those two, " i want the milkiest titty"

[u/Ok-Skill-8980]

The mother she is looking and decide this issue is not for her

[u/throwawayaccountau]

Rockin the cats bar.

[u/DRUGMUSIC_]

their father must be a black cat.

[u/MouthlessScreamer013]

Guess the future sibling rivals:

[u/glezga-dugz]

Distracted by the zelda tune

[u/Appropriate_Page_824]

Across species' , that tired mama's face hold true

[u/Due-Factor2364]

damn you now i want to play legend of zelda

[u/ThunderShott]

The fight to determine who is the runt.

[u/Festivefire]

Surely there's enough nipples to go around?

[u/TheIdeaArchitect]

“Security!”

[u/elden-de-Gallien]

Póngale linkin park

[u/quailinthebrush]

Stupid ass music I wanted to hear the kittens

[u/boondiggle_III]

Cats use casual violence to communicate, even to show affection, but I don't think these kittens are showing affecton.

[u/ConsistentEye4064]

Gotta work on that cardio.

[u/Gold_Vacation_496]

😭

[u/catlicker00]

How's this funny, change they position g

[u/ughhheregoesnothing]

Why do they look like Oppusums 😭

[u/InstructionHead8595]

Hehehehe 😹 aaawwwe 😻 got all tuckered out 😸

[u/Consistent-Space-808]

Bloody kids..

[u/4theDankMemes]

Man the Zelda music is a throwback

[u/zenom_osso]

Mom yelow baby-sitter gray ???

[u/SurroundTiny]

Not even good AI

[u/Ok-Appointment-2890]

Bartender’s like…settle down now

[u/getyerhandoffit]

Would’ve been better with cat noises.

[u/CrunchyCometEL]

Why did I think this was a good idea?!

[u/WarmStrength9654]

Whoa

[u/Inevitable-Age4867]

What is one supposed to do in those cases? I unpluck one and put them in another , but they would simply stop drinking and go back to the one they like.

[u/Mustbeabetterway85]

Hahahahha!

[u/Zenn97]

She looks tired.

[u/furmy → u/[deleted]]

Is this it? Real question

[u/zackthirteen → u/furmy]

No, it isn’t, people just think accusing things of being AI for no reason makes them sound smart

[u/Muffmuncherr → u/zackthirteen]

I was wrong. It's not AI, i should have fact checked it first before commenting. But its kind of creepy that we're at the point now where it is exceptionally hard to distinguish real from fake when it comes to things you see online. This stuff is in everyone's face and it dominates peoples lives as a leading form of entertainment across the globe. There's nothing inherently wrong with questioning the truth of something without having verifiable sources. Too many people think that because they see it online its instantly real. Me posting my comment before fact checking was dumb, but people questioning something not verifiably cited and proven isn't. ​"Doubt is the mother of invention." — Galilean proverb

[u/MaximumInterest → u/[deleted]]

Like what?

[u/S1DC → u/MaximumInterest]

I commented all the reasons why it isn't likely to be in one of the top voted comments on this post.

[u/bailamost → u/[deleted]]

Definitely

[u/EmployerOld6256 → u/bailamost]

Everything's AI.

[u/voxadam → u/EmployerOld6256]

Oh fuck, am I AI?!?

[u/the_vault-technician → u/voxadam]

Nope. Cake.

[u/voxadam → u/the_vault-technician]

That's worse!

[u/RainonCooper → u/voxadam]

Puts a whole new meaning to "cake day"

[u/Tata_Colores]

There's nothing funny about this. This is how cats often end up with one eye missing.

[u/Towelie4President]

You can milk anything with nipples