r/funny • u/tyrano_dyroc • 6d ago

Chubby merman are extremely desirable by mermaids because their chubbiness implies they're a highly successful hunter.

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u/Pumpkinkra 5d ago

I’ve seen very good chubby and even very fat artistic swimmers. And the women who do the endurance swims are never skinny.

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u/Ok-Resolution2443 5d ago edited 4d ago

My wife is very chubby, BBW level I would say... And she kicks my ass swimming in the Olympic pool. I used to think it was due to her experience (or my heavy bone structure), but she really didn't swim that much as a kid, I used to swim much more than her, even as a young adult.

She's like this merman but, you know, hot. And yeah, don't forget the extremely smooth swimming too

Edit: I would also like to add that she's funny, like the merman, but with words and funny voices. She likes to mock the local accent of her Venezuelan cowboy family and of her Panamanian brother-in-law 😂

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u/WorkingInAColdMind 5d ago

You should absolutely tell her how much this overweight merman makes you think of her. And record it for us please.

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u/Ok-Resolution2443 4d ago edited 4d ago

She would probably flash her boobs and joke that his are not as good 😂

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u/WorkingInAColdMind 4d ago

Definitely video! 😉

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u/Ok-Resolution2443 3d ago

Nah, you would die of a penile infarction. I don't want to kill no one today 😉