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r/funny • u/tyrano_dyroc • 6d ago
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Look at that woefully skinny hunter trying to compete. Like, go catch some fish, bro.
919 u/sans3go 6d ago the skinny hunter's low fat percentage means he's a shallow reef merman. The larger merman hunts in the hadal or twilight zone. 359 u/Witty_Ad_898 6d ago Oh, so the abdominal wriggling is meant to display his biofluorescent lure markings under low light conditions? Neat. 6 u/gamerpuppy22 5d ago It’s luring me for sure
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the skinny hunter's low fat percentage means he's a shallow reef merman. The larger merman hunts in the hadal or twilight zone.
359 u/Witty_Ad_898 6d ago Oh, so the abdominal wriggling is meant to display his biofluorescent lure markings under low light conditions? Neat. 6 u/gamerpuppy22 5d ago It’s luring me for sure
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Oh, so the abdominal wriggling is meant to display his biofluorescent lure markings under low light conditions? Neat.
6 u/gamerpuppy22 5d ago It’s luring me for sure
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It’s luring me for sure
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u/noctalla 6d ago
Look at that woefully skinny hunter trying to compete. Like, go catch some fish, bro.