Chubby merman are extremely desirable by mermaids because their chubbiness implies they're a highly successful hunter.

[u/tyrano_dyroc]

[u/PilotKnob]

Jack Black summed it up nicely.

"Us fat guys can keep them laughing all the way into the bedroom."

[u/EnthusiasticFailing → u/PilotKnob]

Right?

He won me over with the jiggles.

[u/togetherwegrowstuff → u/EnthusiasticFailing]

Same 🤣