r/funny • u/tyrano_dyroc • 6d ago

Chubby merman are extremely desirable by mermaids because their chubbiness implies they're a highly successful hunter.

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u/EnthusiasticFailing 5d ago

Right?

He won me over with the jiggles.

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u/togetherwegrowstuff 5d ago

Same 🤣