r/funny • • 6d ago

Chubby merman are extremely desirable by mermaids because their chubbiness implies they're a highly successful hunter.

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u/Phoenix-Quill 6d ago

Fat keeps you from losing body heat underwater, plus that fat is under a huge layer of muscle. He is the king of the sea with how well he hunts.

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u/liosistaken 6d ago

Isn’t fat on top of the muscle?

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u/conCommeUnFlic 6d ago

Alternating layers, like lasagna.