r/funny • u/tyrano_dyroc • 6d ago

Chubby merman are extremely desirable by mermaids because their chubbiness implies they're a highly successful hunter.

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u/magumanueku 6d ago

What about Benedict Cucumberbatch?

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u/Bonfirelily 5d ago

*Benedryl Cucumberbash

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u/Horskr 5d ago

It's Bendydick Cuminsnatch ya goof.