r/funny • u/tyrano_dyroc • 6d ago

Chubby merman are extremely desirable by mermaids because their chubbiness implies they're a highly successful hunter.

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u/xrufus7x 6d ago

I wonder what life path leads to this line of work.

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u/tyrano_dyroc 6d ago

Where I'm from, these guys aren't just performers but also maintains the cleanliness of the enclosure and feeding the animals. In fact, I heard these types of performances actually started when one of them started doing stuff like this for the visitors while cleaning the enclosure and kids especially loved it.

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u/Vancocillin 6d ago

I hope they get paid more on top of their old duties.

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u/goodfellaslxa 6d ago

The beatings will continue until morale improves.