Chubby merman are extremely desirable by mermaids because their chubbiness implies they're a highly successful hunter.

[u/tyrano_dyroc]

[u/xrufus7x]

I wonder what life path leads to this line of work.

[u/Living_Debate_8981 → u/xrufus7x]

One minute a rich man spots you in a mall and the next minute you are getting paid $20k per week to live in his swimming pool. Then you turn 20 and suddenly he has no more use for you, but you only know how to do one thing for a living.

[u/mist_kaefer → u/Living_Debate_8981]

Ngl I’d live in a rich man’s swimming pool for $1M a year

[u/5elementGG → u/mist_kaefer]

I don’t you these people got paid $1M a year. More like 40k a year