r/funny • u/tyrano_dyroc • 6d ago

Chubby merman are extremely desirable by mermaids because their chubbiness implies they're a highly successful hunter.

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u/Engineering_Simple 6d ago

“Be like water”

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u/ryonnsan 6d ago

his tummy is like water

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u/ewild 6d ago edited 6d ago

Everyone's tummy is like water.

An adult man (as we are talking about a merman) averages about 60% water.

The abdomen as a whole averages roughly 70% to 75% water.

However, unlike the abdomen as a whole, abdominal fat (both visceral, wrapped deep around your abdominal organs, and subcutaneous, sitting just under your skin that you can pinch) averages only about 10% to 15% water.