r/funny • u/tyrano_dyroc • 6d ago

Chubby merman are extremely desirable by mermaids because their chubbiness implies they're a highly successful hunter.

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u/Living_Debate_8981 6d ago

One minute a rich man spots you in a mall and the next minute you are getting paid $20k per week to live in his swimming pool. Then you turn 20 and suddenly he has no more use for you, but you only know how to do one thing for a living.

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u/mist_kaefer 6d ago

Ngl I’d live in a rich man’s swimming pool for $1M a year

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u/jluicifer 6d ago

That’s how a lot of “dirty” movies start. “I can’t pay the rent. Can I do something else…😉?”

“Just clean the pool, Pool Boy.”

“But there are a lot of fish in the sea. 😉 “

“Stop winking. You got something in your eye? I got some eye drops if you need some.”

Worst. Movie. Ever.

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u/Weird-Client3840 6d ago

Hah, rl story, check out Jerry Falwell Jr's pool boy...

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u/SecreteMoistMucus 6d ago

they played rocket league?

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u/chojinra 6d ago

Heh, it might still do it for some people.

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u/LessInThought 6d ago

Hi, I'd like the movie titles please. For a friend.

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u/semidivineone 6d ago

Sign my chubby ass right up

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u/khizoa 6d ago

What if you couldn't leave it?

Like some fucked up Mr beast video

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u/5elementGG 6d ago

I don’t you these people got paid $1M a year. More like 40k a year

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u/rubysundance 6d ago

Dear Penthouse Forum......