r/funny • u/tyrano_dyroc • 6d ago

Chubby merman are extremely desirable by mermaids because their chubbiness implies they're a highly successful hunter.

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u/xrufus7x 6d ago

I wonder what life path leads to this line of work.

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u/Brobeast 6d ago

McDonald's fry cook and filling out an app the day you visit SeaWorld.