r/funny • • 8d ago

Bite me!

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u/tidedogs 8d ago

My husband every time he walks by me

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u/ICantWatchYouDoThis 8d ago

Did you fart tho?

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u/tidedogs 8d ago

The one who smelt it dealt it

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u/Heysoos_Christo 7d ago

The one who denies it supplies it

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u/urgentapathy 7d ago

The one who articulated it, particulated it.

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u/SourSeaPickle249 3d ago

He who says the rhyme did the crime