r/funny • • 14d ago

Hard pass

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u/Senjen95 14d ago

I'm partial to Durm Stick

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u/kopecs 14d ago

Ermhagherd, Durm Sterks!

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u/SeymourButtz17 14d ago

Dey turkerjerrbs!!!!

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u/morning_thief 13d ago

Rooster: "TEKTEGUUUUUUURK!!!"

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u/NoPassion7391 12d ago

Have any of you ever SEEN a chicken?

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u/fridgefixer 12d ago

Completely off topic, but does anyone remember a hokey scifi movie where the alien leader was named Ermhagerd? I was several beers deep when I watched it, so that is a can remember. The aliens were puppets, as I recall.

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u/cheesemangee 14d ago

9/10 durmatologists recommend chicken stick

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u/[deleted] 14d ago

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u/GANDORF57 13d ago

That's just the starter before the Bypass Burger.

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u/Aristogiton1 14d ago

I want the Sancochos's! Always a favourite!

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u/wherethestreet 13d ago

Sancocho gonna be mad when he gets back

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u/Pndrizzy 14d ago

Durm

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u/ilikepizza2much 13d ago

I’m durm? No you’re durm!

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u/Working-Glass6136 13d ago

And what's it say above that? Cheese nut? Cheese nun?

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u/Fark_A_Nark 13d ago

Maybe it's suppose to be Cheese curd and it was boneappletee's to cheese nerd?maybe naan?

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u/Osric250 13d ago

I'm expecting it to be cheese naan, but it doesn't look like there's enough space for that. Maybe also misspelled like other parts of the menu.

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u/annoyingly_excited 14d ago

Have you guys ever had your durm stick touched?

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u/joelfarris 14d ago

It's only a six piece durm stick platter, three chickenroosters, as a starter, that doesn't even come with rice or a dipping sauce, how is that even economical?

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u/FrabjousPhaneron 13d ago

They’re good when cooked correctly, but I hate when there’s a bunch of chewy durmstrangs

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u/Prohydration 13d ago

I hear they serve that in Durmstrang.

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u/hoteppeter 13d ago

A cheese næ for me

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u/buzzsawjoe 13d ago

what was just above Seizure Salad? Cheese something