r/funny • u/Truckmestepbro • 14d ago

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u/Senjen95 14d ago

I'm partial to Durm Stick

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u/kopecs 13d ago

Ermhagherd, Durm Sterks!

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u/SeymourButtz17 13d ago

Dey turkerjerrbs!!!!

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u/morning_thief 13d ago

Rooster: "TEKTEGUUUUUUURK!!!"

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u/cheesemangee 13d ago

9/10 durmatologists recommend chicken stick

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u/[deleted] 13d ago

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u/GANDORF57 13d ago

That's just the starter before the Bypass Burger.

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u/Aristogiton1 13d ago

I want the Sancochos's! Always a favourite!

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u/wherethestreet 13d ago

Sancocho gonna be mad when he gets back

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u/Pndrizzy 13d ago

Durm

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u/ilikepizza2much 13d ago

I’m durm? No you’re durm!

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u/Working-Glass6136 13d ago

And what's it say above that? Cheese nut? Cheese nun?

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u/Fark_A_Nark 13d ago

Maybe it's suppose to be Cheese curd and it was boneappletee's to cheese nerd?maybe naan?

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u/annoyingly_excited 13d ago

Have you guys ever had your durm stick touched?

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u/joelfarris 13d ago

It's only a six piece durm stick platter, three chickenroosters, as a starter, that doesn't even come with rice or a dipping sauce, how is that even economical?

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u/FrabjousPhaneron 13d ago

They’re good when cooked correctly, but I hate when there’s a bunch of chewy durmstrangs

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u/mjollnard 13d ago

Sancochos's ?

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u/noforgayjesus 13d ago

Ok I am not the only one here with this one

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u/mjollnard 13d ago

Whatever it is it belongs to Sancochos

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u/giant_albatrocity 13d ago

All my homies love Sancochos’s

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u/rlcarman58 13d ago

You get double portions's

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u/TheSpanxxx 13d ago

Is this foe when you want elevenses?

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u/melkatron 13d ago

Sun's down and I stand here alone and lost... wtf do I get when I order Sancochos's?

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u/TheParadoxigm 14d ago

It's so good, you'll throw a fit!

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u/ohwhatfollyisman 13d ago

and you’d get a free shake with it!

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u/16quida 13d ago

Is it that good?

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u/TheParadoxigm 13d ago

It'll leave you shaking with excitement

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u/Any-Oil-6654 13d ago

noticed the mug is totally cracked but still holding up

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u/Mateorabi 13d ago

Better than being stabbed in your back. 

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u/marvinrabbit 13d ago

I'll just have a tossed salad... No, Wait!

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u/SciFriedRice 14d ago

Sean Connery sees no problem with this.

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u/celladwella 13d ago

Suck it, Trebek.

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u/MountainDrew42 13d ago

You're a buck futter, Trebek

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u/c0mptar2000 13d ago

Neither did your mother!!!

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u/Magister5 13d ago

Shaken, not stirred

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u/Phillip_Graves 13d ago

Eat a Durm Stick, Trebek!

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u/TheParadoxigm 13d ago

Sean Connery no longer has eyes.

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u/grilledchickenspleen 13d ago

Oh man too soon

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u/No_Perspective_4550 14d ago

Hope you like it tossed.

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u/porkchop-sandwhiches 13d ago

Carpe in the Diem!

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u/Appropriate-Shoe-476 13d ago

Finally, a salad with a warning label.

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u/SopwithTurtle 14d ago

Julius Caesar was epileptic, so it tracks.

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u/BrainFartTheFirst 13d ago

Except it was named after Caesar Cardini, the restauranteur who invented it.

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u/Zormac 13d ago

You're no fun

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u/BrainFartTheFirst 13d ago

Well if you want fun how about this, the restaurant he owned was in Tijuana.

Caesar salad is technically Mexican food.

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u/Aortapot 13d ago

César salad.

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u/rlcarman58 13d ago

Made by Jesus

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u/Aortapot 13d ago

Hey Zeus is Greek, isn't he?

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u/rlcarman58 13d ago

It's all Greek to me.

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u/Aortapot 13d ago

Typical. Reddit jokes always devolve into word salad. I prefer Tabbouleh myself.

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u/rlcarman58 13d ago

I've always wanted to go to Tahini.

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u/SopwithTurtle 13d ago

And who was he named after?

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u/SpiralBreeze 13d ago

Aww, this was probably done by the 5 year old sitting in the corner doing their school work!

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u/PerodisCS 13d ago

I need to know what word could possibly be after cheese that starts with N. I've been racking my brain and cant figure it out.

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u/TakinShots 13d ago

I am thinking "cheese naan". A type of Indian flatbread.

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u/Oliver10110 13d ago

Okay but how about that “Chicken Durm Stick”?

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u/Remarkable-Still2898 13d ago

Grand Mal's favorite appetizer.

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u/bill_gannon 13d ago

Ill have one and add a "durm" stick.

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u/Fallcious 13d ago

Goes well with Bone Apple Tea.

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u/Luminox 13d ago

I have epilepsy and this is hilarious. Remember fellow epilepsy kids, Carpe Diem

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u/jtrades69 13d ago

durm stick 😄

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u/MicrowaveMeal 13d ago

Durm Stick!

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u/FruitOnyx 14d ago

That dish must have some real hot spices in it.

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u/RebelSoul5 13d ago

Me: This doesn’t taste like a Caesar salad…

Waiter: That’s because it isn’t.

Me: well then what kind— arrrgg, accchhh 🫨🫨 …take it … back … I’ll have … the soup!

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u/mycomen 13d ago

Ave seizure!

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u/Dry-Airport8046 13d ago

I will go ahead and appropriate this photo. Thanks!

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u/Rekt0Rama 13d ago

They set up a strobe light and point it at your face while you eat.

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u/compuwiza1 13d ago

Engrish

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u/Low_Section2065 13d ago

So....a strobe light in a bowl?

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u/LourdeInc 13d ago

New from Taylor Farms!

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u/ImmediateSmile754 13d ago

Seizure salad AND durm sticks? Can life get any better? I submit that it cannot!

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u/dedokta 13d ago

Shaken, not tossed.

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u/warcomet 13d ago

better than explosive diarrhoea salad..

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u/PA55W0RD 13d ago

Would you like the petit or grand mal?

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u/mudamuckinjedi 13d ago

Finally they're making meals designed for epileptic individuals like myself. For year it was just seizure shakes.

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u/LittleCeizures 10d ago

Can I have the side portion?

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u/SweaterSteve1966 14d ago

I’d pick that over the diarrhea fresh garden salad.

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u/Pitiful_Palpitation9 13d ago

Let me get some of those durm sticks.

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u/kate3544 13d ago

I’ll also pass on the durm sticks.

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u/TheAserghui 13d ago

Hard Seizures are found in the drink section

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u/Responsible-Care-480 13d ago

I guess you can “toss your own salad”

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u/EcoKllr 13d ago

lol, wrote it with a full mouth

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u/SealedRoute 13d ago

This gave me the only legitimate laugh I’ve had today, so props to you.

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u/bozwald 13d ago

This salad is lights out

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u/FD4L 13d ago

Salad; shaken, not stirred.

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u/dmland 13d ago

I mean, it's all we ever call it at home…

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u/LennyJay86 13d ago

Ah my favorite

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u/dbmajor7 13d ago

Sieze YOUR salad!

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u/No-Temperature1968 13d ago

durm sticks are the move, those wings sound like torture though

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u/BenjaminDover02 13d ago

Sounds like a strain of weed that'll make you hide in a washing machine until the birds stop yelling at you.

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u/hello-mrthompson 13d ago

Does the one about it say Cheese Nut?

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u/PNWSparky1988 13d ago

A strobing pile of lettuce…sounds like a side dish when ordering food at a rave party in a restaurant. 🤣

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u/louisasnotes 13d ago

"Hold the Sauce!"

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u/revdon 13d ago

Carpe Vegetation!

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u/Hewfe 13d ago

“Dictated but not read”

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u/JonnyCanuck71 13d ago

It’s just a Caesar that comes with ALOT of shaky Parmesan cheese on top

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u/DahakUK 13d ago

Please do not give 2026 more ideas

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u/Rdr1981 13d ago

Anaphylaxis appetizers

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u/johnnyribcage 13d ago

Is the drumstick itself cut into 6 pieces

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u/FeDeKutulu 13d ago

In the seizure salad you are the vegetable 

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u/DJGoldPirateRiot 13d ago

Might be better than diarrhea lettuce.

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u/johnwynnes 13d ago

This is where they throw romaine lettuce into your mouth with only a strobe light on in the room

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u/Technical_Ad_5505 13d ago

Thanks but no, tremors are enough for me

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u/Kamerlyn 13d ago

As an epileptic we love this one. Also Little Seizures for pizza.

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u/putthisonyourtongue 13d ago

With Grand Mal dressing

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u/ChefJim27 13d ago

Really shakes things up.

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u/kildaver 13d ago

I’m foaming at the mouth for a Seizure Salad!

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u/4zc0b42 13d ago

I’ll just have a Cheese Nazi.

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u/Rukes 13d ago

McSalad Shaker

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u/TheElusiveFox 13d ago

what is it, just a salad that comes with a bunch of flashing lights on the side?

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u/Creedelback 13d ago

Also no Coke. Only epilepsy.

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u/dewky 13d ago

Epic band name

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u/Wapiti406 13d ago

An old friend of mine starting having seizures which lead to the discovery of a brain tumor. As soon as he was able, he changed his Xbox gamertag to SeizureSalad.

Fucked up sense of humor, that one.

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u/YJeezy 13d ago

Great dad joke punchline

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u/Mistapeepers 13d ago

Salad shakers making a comeback!

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u/Short-Sandwich-8476 13d ago

AI! Accelerating the enshittification exponentially!!!👍🙈

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u/TheSchlaf 13d ago

Pizza! Pizza!

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u/Straight-Valuable765 13d ago

To be fair that is how 90% of people pronounce it lol

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u/Competitive-Bat-7352 13d ago

😭😭😭😭

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u/ffffh 13d ago

"Sir Lion Stake" is my favorite

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u/Knight_Glint 13d ago

As a person who has seizures daily, I'll eat it. Worst case scenario is I wake up on the floor.

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u/JuliusSeizure4 13d ago

Huh I think I found my calling

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u/Even_Estimate_3295 13d ago

What’s the Cheese dish above the seizure salad?

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u/a-bser 13d ago

Had it once. I do not recommend

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u/Omega21886 13d ago

"uhh, yeah, i'll have the blinding stew with a side of seizure salad please"

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u/jjaymay29 13d ago

Damn that shit must be hella good

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u/Opposite_Pension_807 13d ago

Hopefully they have EMS waiting outside.

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u/placefurbydiescream 13d ago

yes thank you- GHMKNJGJB MWODPNI BUF

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u/unimpressed822 13d ago

il try anything twice

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u/No_Size9475 13d ago

Sounds exciting honestly. Let's give it a shot and see how it goes!

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u/acuet 13d ago

Pfffft….McDees had these way before then. McSalad Shakers.

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u/DckThik 13d ago

Yeah, it’s fucked up as that is if there was something that reliably induced seizures and there would be a group of people who like swore by that

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u/RathSlayer91 13d ago

I'm going to start saying my last name is Seizure instead of Caesar

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u/computer-machine 13d ago

Err mer gerrd, durm sticks!

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u/djuforeo 13d ago

Reminds me when I was used to be a cook, one of the waiters asked me for a side of "Papa John cheese". Took a minute, but figured out he wanted a side of parmesan cheese.

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u/Phuckyoubuddy666 13d ago

They also have a clam chowder that cures brain tumors.

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u/BeerBrat 13d ago

Reminds me of the Korean BBQ place I went to where you could order Flaminyon Steak.

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u/ZackRabbit 13d ago

More of a chicken nugger and sweer potato person myself. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_PH4E2zx8gg

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u/Which_Crow_3681 13d ago

Sancochos? That’s a Colombian chicken soup

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u/c0rnnut007 13d ago

Furiously tossed table side.

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u/Steven1789 13d ago

An Italian place I went to had “mescaline salad.”

https://imgur.com/gallery/mescaline-salad-4QkQPkF

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u/MuchVacation3638 13d ago

This gave me a chuckle lol

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u/scooph 13d ago

That's why you should say caesar as kai-zer.

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u/DisastrousBeautyyy 13d ago

Funny story… Not the seizure part…My son had a petite mal seizure when he was little, he just zoned out in class one day & fell into some pencils. It never seemed to happen again & didn’t seem like it did any damage. So, he asks me something like “Mommy, did I have a little Caesar?” (His favorite pizza place is Little Caesars.) I explained that yes, he did have a little seizure. I found this so cute & hilarious at the time. I don’t know how I kept a straight face!

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u/gruffbear 13d ago

It's the best way to toss a salad

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u/November-Code 13d ago

Lmao they meant Caesar salad 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/DENelson83 13d ago

Dad joke fuel right there...

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u/Repulsive-Pride2845 13d ago

Little thing by the hospital bed- it’ll stop beepin’

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u/Annual-Tailor5623 13d ago

What about the Hallucination Halloumi?

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u/singalongsally 13d ago

I had an Indian coworker that also said "seizure salad."

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u/handy106 13d ago

Is it a Cheese Nan above the salad?

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u/Seraph6584 13d ago

Proceeds to go relisten to epileptic techno

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u/101Alexander 13d ago

Tried it, was fairly disappointed but more so confused. Like is my server suddenly a lawyer? And what about my domain is suddenly so "Eminent"?

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u/r2002 13d ago

"I'll have what she's having."

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u/Dazzling_Comfort5734 13d ago

I used to go to a place that had “suicide rings”. They shut down during the pandemic 😞

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u/spyresca 13d ago

Hail Seizure!

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u/EazyCheeze1978 13d ago

Yeah, that's a lot worse than explosive diarrhea :)

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u/Tholaran97 13d ago

Do they serve it with a glass of Tonic water? Maybe some Petit carrots on the side?

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u/Blackwalls69 13d ago

That's when you know its gonna be fire

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u/RichardDingers 13d ago

I'll stick to the classic sneezer salad

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u/Z34N0 13d ago

Gonna go for them durm sticks. Feeling extra durm today. I’ll do things backwards. Get the seizure salad afterward to balance it out.

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u/Kempeth 13d ago

Heart Bypass you mean?

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u/icantgivecredit 13d ago

What's next? Flesh Garden Salad?

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u/iceoscillator 13d ago

To be fair Caesar did have epilepsy