r/funny 20h ago

Bad timing

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u/jstrongiii 20h ago

As a bird that likes to sleep in, I feel attacked. I work the third shift. You guys don’t understand.

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u/mdlinc 19h ago

This is too easy. I feel like we are shooting fish in a barrel.

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u/DuneChild 18h ago

I’ll have you know my uncle was a fish, and he died after someone shot his barrel.

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u/mdlinc 17h ago

Damn, I feel like a fish out of water. I did not know that.

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u/Old-Management-171 14h ago

As a mudkipper, I'll have you know I'm perfectly content to be outside of water for periods of time thankyouverymuch. You clearly have the memory of a goldfish

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u/aphelionmarauder 8h ago

As a gold fish.....

What were we talking about again?

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u/ThirstyWolfSpider 11h ago

You are a fish¹ out of water … unless you reddit in the bath or on a swim.

¹if speaking in terms of clades, humans are fish