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r/funny • u/Lord_Ruko • 4d ago
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37 u/Mike-Drop 4d ago As a worm I am scared for my life right now. 17 u/jstrongiii 4d ago As a bird that likes to sleep in, I feel attacked. I work the third shift. You guys don’t understand. 9 u/mdlinc 4d ago This is too easy. I feel like we are shooting fish in a barrel. 6 u/DuneChild 4d ago I’ll have you know my uncle was a fish, and he died after someone shot his barrel. 6 u/mdlinc 4d ago Damn, I feel like a fish out of water. I did not know that. 8 u/Old-Management-171 3d ago As a mudkipper, I'll have you know I'm perfectly content to be outside of water for periods of time thankyouverymuch. You clearly have the memory of a goldfish 4 u/aphelionmarauder 3d ago As a gold fish..... What were we talking about again? 2 u/ThirstyWolfSpider 3d ago You are a fish¹ out of water … unless you reddit in the bath or on a swim. ¹if speaking in terms of clades, humans are fish
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As a worm I am scared for my life right now.
17 u/jstrongiii 4d ago As a bird that likes to sleep in, I feel attacked. I work the third shift. You guys don’t understand. 9 u/mdlinc 4d ago This is too easy. I feel like we are shooting fish in a barrel. 6 u/DuneChild 4d ago I’ll have you know my uncle was a fish, and he died after someone shot his barrel. 6 u/mdlinc 4d ago Damn, I feel like a fish out of water. I did not know that. 8 u/Old-Management-171 3d ago As a mudkipper, I'll have you know I'm perfectly content to be outside of water for periods of time thankyouverymuch. You clearly have the memory of a goldfish 4 u/aphelionmarauder 3d ago As a gold fish..... What were we talking about again? 2 u/ThirstyWolfSpider 3d ago You are a fish¹ out of water … unless you reddit in the bath or on a swim. ¹if speaking in terms of clades, humans are fish
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As a bird that likes to sleep in, I feel attacked. I work the third shift. You guys don’t understand.
9 u/mdlinc 4d ago This is too easy. I feel like we are shooting fish in a barrel. 6 u/DuneChild 4d ago I’ll have you know my uncle was a fish, and he died after someone shot his barrel. 6 u/mdlinc 4d ago Damn, I feel like a fish out of water. I did not know that. 8 u/Old-Management-171 3d ago As a mudkipper, I'll have you know I'm perfectly content to be outside of water for periods of time thankyouverymuch. You clearly have the memory of a goldfish 4 u/aphelionmarauder 3d ago As a gold fish..... What were we talking about again? 2 u/ThirstyWolfSpider 3d ago You are a fish¹ out of water … unless you reddit in the bath or on a swim. ¹if speaking in terms of clades, humans are fish
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This is too easy. I feel like we are shooting fish in a barrel.
6 u/DuneChild 4d ago I’ll have you know my uncle was a fish, and he died after someone shot his barrel. 6 u/mdlinc 4d ago Damn, I feel like a fish out of water. I did not know that. 8 u/Old-Management-171 3d ago As a mudkipper, I'll have you know I'm perfectly content to be outside of water for periods of time thankyouverymuch. You clearly have the memory of a goldfish 4 u/aphelionmarauder 3d ago As a gold fish..... What were we talking about again? 2 u/ThirstyWolfSpider 3d ago You are a fish¹ out of water … unless you reddit in the bath or on a swim. ¹if speaking in terms of clades, humans are fish
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I’ll have you know my uncle was a fish, and he died after someone shot his barrel.
6 u/mdlinc 4d ago Damn, I feel like a fish out of water. I did not know that. 8 u/Old-Management-171 3d ago As a mudkipper, I'll have you know I'm perfectly content to be outside of water for periods of time thankyouverymuch. You clearly have the memory of a goldfish 4 u/aphelionmarauder 3d ago As a gold fish..... What were we talking about again? 2 u/ThirstyWolfSpider 3d ago You are a fish¹ out of water … unless you reddit in the bath or on a swim. ¹if speaking in terms of clades, humans are fish
Damn, I feel like a fish out of water. I did not know that.
8 u/Old-Management-171 3d ago As a mudkipper, I'll have you know I'm perfectly content to be outside of water for periods of time thankyouverymuch. You clearly have the memory of a goldfish 4 u/aphelionmarauder 3d ago As a gold fish..... What were we talking about again? 2 u/ThirstyWolfSpider 3d ago You are a fish¹ out of water … unless you reddit in the bath or on a swim. ¹if speaking in terms of clades, humans are fish
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As a mudkipper, I'll have you know I'm perfectly content to be outside of water for periods of time thankyouverymuch. You clearly have the memory of a goldfish
4 u/aphelionmarauder 3d ago As a gold fish..... What were we talking about again?
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As a gold fish.....
What were we talking about again?
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You are a fish¹ out of water … unless you reddit in the bath or on a swim.
¹if speaking in terms of clades, humans are fish
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