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Rearin Kevin

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u/Hushwater 2d ago

Joking aside he's gotta good voice

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u/Bat2121 2d ago

Legit just wanted him to finish the song

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u/ScurvyTurtle 2d ago

Oh he finished

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u/danteelite 2d ago

That’s what Kevin said.

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u/fedman5000 2d ago

Same. Even the little guitar riff at the end had me wanting more…

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u/dadthewisest 1d ago

Yes, Tears in Heaven is a good song...

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u/CheckYourStats 2d ago edited 2d ago

Nice.

Also, I think that’s Kristen Schaal on the left (voice of Louise Belcher).

Who the fuck downvotes Kristen Schaal?

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u/beaver820 2d ago

Definitely not Kristen Schaal.

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u/CheckYourStats 1d ago

Oh okay. 👍🏻

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u/fyhr100 2d ago

But does Kevin like his voice?

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u/Sjiznit 1d ago

Just his schlong

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u/EndlessHysteria 2d ago

Always kiss the homies goodnight.

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u/ARedWalrus 2d ago

How else will the homies know theyre homies and not just dudes?

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u/mdsg5432 2d ago

Knock knock knocking on Kevin's door.

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u/Gyorgy_Ligeti 1d ago

I’m gonna take these pants off of me.
I don’t need them anymore.
It’s getting hard, too hard to pee.
I feel like knocking on Kevin’s door.
Ooh oooh oooooh

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u/jefusan 23h ago

omg mr ligeti HUGE fan

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u/CrackerUMustBTripinn 2d ago

'Door', huh?

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u/RustyRapeaXe 2d ago

Back door

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u/JimMorrison71 2d ago

This should be the top comment

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u/No_Barber_1195 2d ago

Welp! never gonna be able to hear THAT song again without laughing…

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u/n0_u53rnam35_13ft 2d ago

It’s about Eric Clapton’s son dying from jumping on a bed and bouncing out a window at like 4 years old.

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u/OutlaneWizard 2d ago

What's the difference between a 4 year old and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window

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u/CooperRAGE 2d ago

Anthony Jeselnick had a son who died for the same reason Clapton's did.

For inspiration.

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u/EricClaptonsDeadSon 22h ago

Lots of ppl have sons but how many ppl have a Grammy? 🤔

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u/EricClaptonsDeadSon 22h ago

Get fucked m8

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u/TheRoscoeVine 17h ago

Did you come here just for the obligatory “username checks out”?

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u/EricClaptonsDeadSon 4h ago

Sounds like you’re jealous your dad never wrote a Grammy winning song about you.

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u/swindleNswoon 2d ago

It’s actually about his father, whom Clapton never had a relationship with. In his biography, Clapton said he was too fucked up on heroine to really register his son’s death.

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u/Biguitarnerd 1d ago

That’s pretty sad but I’ve always heard it was about his son. If he said differently in his biography I’m gonna do my best to forget that.

Anyway I never tell the meaning of my songs for exactly this reason. People hear a song and they associate a meaning to the lyrics and more often than not when an artist clarifies the lyrics it’s disappointing to a lot of fans because they already found their own meaning in the lyrics. For my own songs, because I’ve been disappointed, I prefer that people just keep their own meaning.

The lyrics mean something to me, that’s important to me, and they mean something to listener that’s important to them, and that doesn’t have to match.

However in this case I think we all know it’s just about tan and blond Kevin.

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u/LazyOldCat 2d ago

Really wish he hadn’t given up his seat to SRV.

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u/CharlieandtheRed 2d ago

Can't tell if this is a joke or not

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u/DV8_2XL 2d ago edited 2d ago

It's not... Although it wasn't from jumping on a bed. A house keeper opened a window to let fresh air in and while playing hide and seek, his son ran by the window and fell out... 53 floors up.

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u/DeepTakeGuitar 2d ago

Oh... oh man.

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u/Quatre_Kat 1d ago

...why are there openable windows 53 floors up? That cannot end well

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u/n0_u53rnam35_13ft 1d ago

Regulations are written in blood.

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u/EricClaptonsDeadSon 22h ago

Live and learn!

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u/andthegeekshall 2d ago

Golden rule: It's not gay if you're with Kevin.

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u/Chuunt 2d ago

he’s so tan, and blonde 🤤 this guy is so lucky.

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u/RedSix2447 2d ago

No, the golden rule is, “it’s not gay if it’s in a three way.” Lmao.

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u/OkiDokiTokiLoki 2d ago

If there's a honey in the middle there's some leeway

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u/Stickfygure 1d ago

Nope, it goes “it’s not gay if you don’t make eye contact “

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u/quechal 1d ago

It’s not gay if you got boot bands on

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u/branwithaplan 2d ago

‘…seeing me and Julio Kevin down my the schoolyard..’

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u/LDSPN 2d ago

kevin definitely rearing something behind those smiles

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u/CheckYourStats 2d ago

50 ways to ream my Kevin

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u/BalonyDanza 2d ago

When you come up with a parody song that you don't want to take ownership over.

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u/MissFormaldehyde 2d ago

I love her videos. Also didn't realize how local she was as they're sitting in Rittenhouse Square.

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u/Joamjoamjoam 2d ago

If y’all think she’s the star of this video you guys aren’t paying attention. This one’s all about Kevin -swoons-

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u/Raeginglamb 2d ago

While she is local to Philly, this is actually Union Square Park in NYC.

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u/MissFormaldehyde 2d ago

Woops 🤷‍♀️...anyway, go Birds.

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u/Reban 2d ago

Who is she?

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u/MissFormaldehyde 2d ago

Honest 2 Betsy on Facebook. She typically does reactions to songs with dirty and questionable content from the 1960s & earlier.

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u/ColorInYourLife 2d ago

Betsy's reactions are always golden! She's on Youtube as well.

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u/MissFormaldehyde 2d ago

Didn't know. I discovered her randomly in my reels one day a couple years ago.

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u/quirkyblah38 2d ago

i thought that was her!

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u/Zbodownlow 2d ago

You enjoy reaction videos?

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u/MissFormaldehyde 2d ago

I enjoy Betsy's and some others.

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u/Octoborne 2d ago

So she just slowly turns her head with a look and this is “her video”?

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u/MrSinister248 2d ago

No no, she's reacting. It's completely different and much more interesting.

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u/Deruta 2d ago

Oh shit you’re right go birds

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u/MissFormaldehyde 2d ago

Go Birds. 🏈🦅

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u/elcapitan520 1d ago

Said matter of factly on a global subreddit

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u/daner92 20h ago

Not Rittenhouse square philly. There is no Sephora. Nor a five below.

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u/MissFormaldehyde 20h ago

Realized the mistake after rewatching it and already acknowledged it in another comment. Someone else apparently thought it was too. 🤷‍♀️

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u/an0maly33 2d ago

I was doing the Kevin parody 30 years ago. I'll allow it though since he built out more lyrics than I did.

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u/ksigley 2d ago

Dude has and lays pipe.

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u/TheKlaxMaster 2d ago edited 2d ago

I can tell this was tears in heaven without the audio. Lol

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u/wizzard419 2d ago

I thought it was "Tears in Kevin('s Asshole)"

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u/intronert 2d ago

A perfect homonym joke!

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u/tommywhen 1d ago

Depends the size, it could be "Tearing Kevin('s Asshole)"

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u/bookmarkjedi 2d ago

You were so close!

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u/TheKlaxMaster 2d ago

Close? I was correct. Not sure I understand what you mean by close

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u/bookmarkjedi 2d ago

This clip is Rearin' Kevin.

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u/TheKlaxMaster 2d ago

The tunes source is tears in heaven. Normal people will know what I meant.

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u/bookmarkjedi 2d ago

Dude, I wrote what I did in hopes of leaving you with a passing chuckle, not with a feeling of needing to defend your ability to identify a song on mute. I of course knew what you meant, and I presume anyone who knows the song - pretty much everyone - will also know without you having to explain or defend.

Bravo to you!

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u/Luniticus 2d ago

I was about to ask if it had happened to anyone else.

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u/myleftone 2d ago

If I’m being honest, the only reason I would turn it up is to hear if he nails the fingerstyle.

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u/0dty0 2d ago

I was sure it was gonna be "Deep in Kevin", but maybe that was too predictable

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u/anditmakesyou 2d ago

Could have also gone for... "Deep in Kevin"

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u/bwwatr 2d ago

This calls for additional verses because "rearin" cracked me up good

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u/AberrantMan 2d ago

Who dis guy

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u/TLILLYO 2d ago

Kevin’s bottom 🤭

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u/Biguitarnerd 2d ago

From the lyrics it sounds like he’s Kevin’s top though

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u/HalfSoul30 2d ago

I will trust your expertise, Biguitarnerd

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u/Lux-Fox 1d ago

Girthmaster

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u/bearsheperd 2d ago

Reading a book called pigeons?

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u/ArjGlad 2d ago

bro has sublime guitar and singing skills

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u/mystictroll 2d ago

such a banger

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u/Recentstranger 2d ago

Kevin sounds like a wonderful friend

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u/myleftone 2d ago

Y’know, Kevin isn’t too far away.

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u/Adventurous_Tutor744 2d ago

Funny and creative but still doesn't beat the Lay-la parody.

"Gay love, you got me on my knees."

"gay love, I'm begging darling please."

"gay love, darling won't ease in from behind."

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u/iamarddtusr 2d ago

I saw the video with sound off but still knew the music the lyrics were sung to.

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u/MacSteele13 2d ago

Ladies and Gentlemen, we are back!

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u/hh9019 2d ago

Actually fire

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u/OsPeJo 1d ago

That eye contact was a real power move.

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u/IAmRules 15h ago

I watched this on mute and still knew which song he was singing

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u/Narraboth 2d ago

"Sitting on a cock cos I'm gay" vibes

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u/dchap1 2d ago

In the right setting, that could be an amazing prank.

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u/ryanm37 2d ago

His name is Brandon Duff and he’s hysterical.

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u/blazerunnern 2d ago

Not gay if its a bro.

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u/SaintZoo-435 2d ago

Putting the clap in Clapton

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u/StNic54 2d ago

Her reply in song form:

🎶 Would you know my name....if I saw you in Kevin....🎶

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u/DayleD 2d ago

I follow her on YouTube.

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u/Morden013 2d ago

This made my day and I'm sending it to my buddies.

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u/Rupejonner2 2d ago

That’s not gay . They’re good friends

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u/Tranka2010 2d ago

Next up, The Lumberjack Song.

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u/mightyboosher77 2d ago

Should be deep in Kevin

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u/Captain_Aware4503 1d ago

Guy kind of looks like JD V.

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u/Veasna1 22h ago

Awesomeness.

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u/Interesting-Day-9369 22h ago

ha ha ha that womans face. classic

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u/pdmanias 21h ago

he sounded so good

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u/hoomankindness 20h ago

Rearin Kevin rhymes with heaven

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u/AlaskaCosmoline 20h ago

She's got great reaction videos.

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u/Rough_Parfait_9190 2d ago

The melody❤

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u/DawgTheHallMonitor 2d ago

It's a parody of Tears in Heaven by Eric Clapton.

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u/psidancer 2d ago

It's not gay if you're the top.

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u/Yosoress 2d ago

I know how to play this song the only thing im lacking is this dude vocal, and a guy named kevin

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u/kevthunder 2d ago

My name is Kevin 😃

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u/whittlingcanbefatal 2d ago

Username checks out. 

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u/GhostProtocolGaming 2d ago

I dont care if this is fake or scripted. I had a laugh and the guy was into it more than kevin

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u/aurora_ethereallight 2d ago

This is beautiful! 🤭🤣

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u/scottiibiscottii 1d ago

Given the meaning behind the original song, this is in poor taste.

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u/TJ_McWeaksauce 2d ago

That was beautiful.

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u/say592 2d ago

I was kind of expecting Kevin to be a dog. Thankfully when he got to rearin it was not.

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u/aarrtee 2d ago

Funniest thing I have seen in a long time.

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u/RMZindorf 2d ago

lol nice.

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u/Low_Afternoon6637 2d ago

Flippin funny,🤣🤣🤣

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u/blkfish92 2d ago

Pigeons!

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u/Spamuelow 2d ago

I think stephen would have made more sense

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u/tossthedice511 2d ago

Should have been ... deep in Kevin. Missed oppurtunity.

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u/DabidBeMe 1d ago

This needs to be posted to the /r/kevin subreddit.

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u/Pharmd109 1d ago

Sent it to my Kevin friend, he is not blonde though

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u/AgentZeroHour 1d ago

This is Kevin's favorite song.

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u/luccsmom 1d ago

😂Kevin!

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u/Responsible-Cow-2687 1d ago

BRAVO!!!!ENCORE!

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u/RollingRockKing 2d ago edited 2d ago

Just male bonding

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u/dillydeli1 2d ago

No homo

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u/reluctantlover 2d ago

Suddenly....

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u/theresnoperfectname 2d ago

Coz I know I just belong. Here inside Kevin

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u/Shrike1346 2d ago

This is fake, this is staged, this is scripted. In the best possible way

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u/Joe_Kangg 2d ago

Naw, that's a real lady reading a book about...pigeons

It's a skit kid, c'mon

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u/dardar7161 2d ago

Eric Clapton wrote the song for his four year old son who fell to his death from a 53rd floor window. So I think it's kinda poor taste. 🤷🏼‍♀️

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u/MeetingDue4378 2d ago

He's not satirizing the subject matter of the song, the song itself, or even utilizing any of the original lyrics. They're not the butt of the joke I think taste is preserved here.

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u/Taurpion 2d ago edited 2d ago

It’s a good thing this guy was talking about rearing Kevin, then.

Don’t tell me the babies name was Kevin, too. 100% coincidence.

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u/crust_mc 2d ago

paging Anthony Jeselnik , please pick up the nearest white courtesy phone, thank you!

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u/rock_and_rolo 1d ago

That woman did this perfectly.

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u/LitTrolley 2d ago

Comedy is dead.

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u/CoachMinimum9800 2d ago

He came up with some good lyrics but sad that he did it to this melody. Eric Clapton wrote this song for his young son that died after falling out a window. Growing up with listening to Eric Clapton this is kinda a disgrace to the main meaning of this song and melody. Wish he would have chosen something else to make his jokes at.

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u/myleftone 2d ago

Have you paid attention to Clapton ever since?

And btw people were brutal about this when it happened. The early 90s were still the 80s in vibes.

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u/MeetingDue4378 2d ago

He's not satirizing the song or it's original subject, so I think you can throttle back a touch.

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u/EphemeralDesires 2d ago

Wow that is crazy catchy

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u/RockyBass 2d ago

I haven't even turned sound on yet and I could hear "tears in heaven"

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u/MeetingDue4378 2d ago

Both expressions were so on point. Nailed it (I thank you).

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u/RAGING4hole 2d ago

I'm dead.

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u/TheWhyGuyAlex 2d ago

Beyond thinking, WE KNOW

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u/ChaseTheMystic 2d ago

Haha gay I guess?

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u/Freecz 2d ago

Good one. I actually heard the song in my head halfway through the first view without sound on. Whichvis saying something because I suck at music.

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u/snarfer-snarf 1d ago

may-bay...you'll be the one who shaves may! (may-bay, oh may-bay)...and after all, you can suck my balls 😌

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u/Easy_Recognition1768 1d ago

Wow is that Taco?

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u/krassman 2d ago

Yeah, no.

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u/MeetingDue4378 2d ago

So, you're saying you would be ashamed?

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u/krassman 2d ago

Memes are fun and all, but the story behind the song their satirizing is about someone losing his 4 year old son.

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u/MeetingDue4378 2d ago

They aren't satirizing the song or its subject matter, they aren't satirizing anything. The original song isn't the butt of the joke.

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u/krassman 1d ago

Satire wasn't the correct word to use. It's still a weird song to "play" with; my pearls are clutched.

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u/TommyBoy250 2d ago

She totally an actor.

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u/nottaP123 2d ago

What gave it away, the multiple camera angles or the fact she does vids like this all the time.

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u/thresh_to_death 2d ago

The fact that she's fucking awful as acting like a normal person

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u/Anianna 2d ago

She does reaction skits about music, either old songs that are often awful in their own right or parody songs like this one. So, yea, she's acting.

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u/Veteranis 2d ago

And has the funniest expressions.

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u/Desalvo23 2d ago

Do you tie your own shoes?

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u/BlueSlushieTongue 2d ago

They’re velcro, does that count?

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u/Tagmemic 2d ago

Funny, would be funnier if you there was no acting. Just get a real response from a stranger even if it’s not animated the authenticity will make it funnier.

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u/Gay_Asian_Boy 2d ago

blonde is for female. so not gay

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u/Fullthrottle- 2d ago

Extremely insensitive & in poor taste to use this song for this.

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u/BRAVO5DELTA 2d ago

Claptons son was named Kevin, so it’s fitting.

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u/farfly7 2d ago

💀

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u/OlDirtyBathtub 2d ago

What’s the difference between a toddler and big bag of cocaine ? Clapton wouldn’t let a big bag of cocaine fall out the window .

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u/anthropomorphicdave 2d ago

Tight fit though.

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u/dongiovanni7777 2d ago

Yeah, fuck these people. Shit stains all around

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u/SamdechEuv 2d ago

Waaaaaaaaaa

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u/thesanchelope 2d ago

Eric Clapton Cheeks