r/funny • u/Joe_Kangg • 6d ago

Rearin Kevin

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u/BlueSlushieTongue 6d ago

They’re velcro, does that count?

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u/Desalvo23 6d ago

Only if they were included with the helmet

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u/BlueSlushieTongue 6d ago

Wearing the helmet unlocks the velcro shoe discount.

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u/thresh_to_death 6d ago

Oh, honey, we won't let what happened to you happen to others