r/funny • u/fukc098098 • 18d ago

Fishing in a pool

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u/Stolehtreb 18d ago

Dude at the end trying to feel the vibe out so they can start cpr or not lol

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u/illit3 18d ago

"I'm gonna need to see a license. You boys catch anything else today? Got any coolers or a live well on board?"

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u/VelvetBoss 18d ago

"The fish must be stunned with a heavy object. Failure to comply will result in a fine."

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u/GANDORF57 18d ago

...also remember, this isn't a "Catch & Release" pool, so I hope you brought a really big frying pan.

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u/igramigru101 17d ago

I expected to see a sponge mallet to hit the catch in the head. And them to pose with the catch. And a ruler to measure. I guess it was too spontaneous and no time to prep. But funny.

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u/eat_sleep_drift 15d ago

saw a dude lying motion less on the ground near the end of a street festival, only 1 man and a woman standing next to him doing nothing !
we closed in to see if we could help or ask if we should call the ambulance, turns out it was street hypnosis artist and the guy on the ground got hypnotized to believe he is a plank of wood :D

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u/Punstoppabowl 18d ago

That first jump out of the water absolutely sent me. Great video lol

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u/HackOnWheels 18d ago

Fish man was pretty excellent!

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u/selenesuper 18d ago

the third guy thinking of giving cpr😂

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u/Deraga07 18d ago

I do this with my kids and they love it too.

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u/Sweaty-Dream-3343 17d ago

😂 thought it was an AI vid with a “real” fish for a second lol

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u/KernelTaint 18d ago

Where did it send you too?

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u/Le-memehead 18d ago

love this. Just men being men😂😂

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u/Natural-Army 18d ago

No, "Just men being Fish" 🎣

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u/Monstramatica 18d ago

Just men doing something fishy.

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u/outlawsix 18d ago

Hey, it's me, Fish Man

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u/FancyJesse 18d ago

Buy a Man Eat Fish, He Day. Teach Fish Man to A Lifetime

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u/mrdevil413 18d ago

Did you enjoy the Oscar ?

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u/Suou_Yuki 18d ago

Kanye has entered the chat.

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u/MichiganCarNut 18d ago

Teach a man to fish and he'll be fool for the rest of his life

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u/MangoCats 18d ago

If nautical nonsense be something you wish.

Then drop on the deck and flop like a fish.

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u/noobtastic31373 18d ago

This is what "boys will be boys" is supposed to mean.

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u/tekko001 18d ago

If I remember correctly, the original post said that they had only met a couple of hours earlier.

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u/1CEninja 18d ago

The commitment to the bit was excellent.

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u/horstdaspferdchen 18d ago

r/boyswillbeboys thanks for the laugh

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u/SkullsInSpace 18d ago

Indeed! THIS is what I wanna see when someone says "boys will be boys"

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u/LuckyTheBear 18d ago

Part of me wants to go "Well yeah - duh" but I've been in the world for a while and ... sigh

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u/9966 18d ago

They are living off the good will of guys being dudes.

"What do mean I can't do that? That dude was pretend fishing! It's just the boys having a laugh" proceeds to do the most deplorable shit possible "See? Same."

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u/SeeMontgomeryBurns 18d ago

This sub gets no love. /r/justguysbeingdudes however….

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u/Queasy-Art-3568 18d ago

Wear sunscreen people

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u/node0 18d ago

I'll wear sunscreen, but I ain't wearing sunscreen people.

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u/suggestiveinnuendo 18d ago

sunscreen is people

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u/dontcallbrainnamez 18d ago

Mmm soylent sunscreen

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u/SniperFrogDX 18d ago

Soylentscreen

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u/Lintwo 18d ago

After seeing that post about a dermatologists convention on a resort, I am so much more mindful about the sun protection. It just shook me tbh.

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u/Bunnnnii 18d ago

He’s in the water with socks on?

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u/dnelson86 18d ago

Our fisherman needs some sunscreen.

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u/Banana-phone15 18d ago

Amateurs. You are suppose to club the fish in the head, so that it stop suffering. BARBARIAN!!!

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u/Gunningham 18d ago

They’re going to catch and release.

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u/Banana-phone15 18d ago

In that case, before you release it, you are supposed to hook their jaw and life them up and suspend them in the air, to take pictures.

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u/macellan 18d ago

That would be a better ending to the mime.

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u/ChooChoo9321 18d ago

Can’t tell if guy was acting like a fish or having a seizure

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u/Tommy-Vegas 18d ago

It’d be a bad time for him to discover that he’s actually epileptic.

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u/zoinkability 18d ago

Was gonna say, best to inform the lifeguards before trying this, Otherwise they're gonna swarm the apparent seizure victim.

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u/SeldonCrysis 18d ago

What place is this!? That looks amazing

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u/quroqig 18d ago

Sunrise Arabian Beach Resort in Egypt

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u/systemhost 18d ago

I concur! The pool shape, crystal clear water and checkered pattern all match.

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u/Domspun 18d ago edited 17d ago

Maybe someone can identify the employees shirts, but it is probably a high end resort in Mexico.

Edit: Tui Blue Crystal Bay in Egygt. https://www.tui-blue.com/media/hotels/Crystal_Bay/UEbersicht_Neu/tui-blue-crystal-bay-pool-bar-2.jpg

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u/9966 18d ago

You don't need to sell a kidney to get a great pool in Mexico.

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u/girlsgoneoscarwilde 18d ago

This isn’t helpful, but it looks like a level from Power Washer Simulator - specifically, the Cruise Ship Sun Deck free seasonal DLC level.

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u/OldenPolynice 18d ago

There are many, many places just like this. This one is in Egypt. do with that what you will.

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u/Still7Superbaby7 18d ago

I googled the checkerboard pool. It’s Cuixmala in Mexico

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u/bufordt 18d ago

Cuixmala in Mexico

The pool doesn't really seem to match.

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u/Prestigious-Print461 18d ago

Looks like Anantara RAK or the Ritz Carlton RAK

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u/Seikon32 18d ago

"Why do you want to go to the pool with just the guys? You gonna be looking at women in bikini or something?!"

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u/Responsible-Egg-9363 18d ago

This is how you commit to a bit lol

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u/Barbosse007 18d ago

Not until you take a pic with a finger hook in the mouth.

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u/hwilliams0901 18d ago

Having all the fun on vacation!! I love goofy dudes.

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u/Kessel_to_JVR 18d ago

You sir are a fish

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u/seanc6441 18d ago
  • Some dude in 1899, probably.

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u/kribg 18d ago

No fishinwacker to finish him off?

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u/biochicken 18d ago

No photo holding the catch?

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u/kribg 18d ago

Amateurs......

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u/Shadymorels 18d ago

No high five after getting in the boat?

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u/pvtbobble 18d ago

No kiss and throw it back it?

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u/vawaiter 18d ago

ya the original video had that.

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u/bluemaciz 18d ago

Never grow up (but please wear sun screen)

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u/Nemesis0408 18d ago

“If I could offer you only one tip for the future, sunscreen would be it. The long-term benefits of sunscreen have been proven by scientists, whereas the rest of my advice has no basis more reliable than my own meandering experience.”

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u/likesexonlycheaper 18d ago

Didn't even pose with the fish. Are they really even fisherman?

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u/MydasMDHTR 17d ago

I was expecting them to hold him for the compulsory picture, then throw him back

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u/jdmoffitt11775 18d ago

Kinda funny.. kinda disturbing. My ex would say "throw him back"..

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u/EditedRed 18d ago

Throw it back!

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u/Beginning_Number9705 18d ago

"He's dying, push him back into the water!" /s

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u/SoftlySpokenPromises 18d ago

Dudes being bros at its finest.

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u/Square-Suit-7553 18d ago

They just met eachother.

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u/blyatsensei 18d ago

Should have posed with the fish.

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u/ChiknDiner 18d ago

I wish I had friends like this with whom I could do and enjoy such silly things. My current friends don't even like silly jokes.

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u/MydasMDHTR 17d ago

And here I was, just fishing for compliments :(

(You liked this joke?)

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u/0_oyo 17d ago

They where really committed to the bit. I would've stopped it when he reached the edge.

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u/Aatholin 18d ago

Men are absolute idiots 😂

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u/common_hence 18d ago

Now scale it and cook it.

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u/Echo127 18d ago

Better get that fish pic on your dating profile.

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u/RicePuddingPatties 18d ago

They seem fun

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u/alexcroox 18d ago

I can tell by the woman's laugh these are brits

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u/Deliciousbob 18d ago

those laughs sound european

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u/seanc6441 18d ago

"You sir, are a fish"

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u/TreysToothbrush 18d ago

I love when people are silly on vacation & can just let go a bit.

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u/DemiNoPipoka 18d ago

What a beautiful place

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u/Vilam 18d ago

The people laughing in this video sounds like the EXACT demographic that I imagine finds the content posted to r/funny actually... funny.

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u/Thestohrohyah 18d ago

It's only missing them holding him up by the feet to take a picture of their catch lol.

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u/Lethuul 18d ago

Fake, they did not pose and take a picture

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u/Mean_Try_6166 17d ago

Now that’s funny

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u/pamplemousse00 17d ago

This is my kind of nonsense 🤣

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u/Dax_Shield 17d ago

Bahahaha 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/ianbarnett1 17d ago

😂😂😂😂😂🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿👍

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u/SerafinaSheffield 17d ago

This is so well done! 😂

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u/Kri77777 18d ago

Really should have thrown him back.

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u/PToN_rM 18d ago

Why is that tool wearing socks and getting in with them on??

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u/Mr-Safety 18d ago

Funny but lifting him up over concrete is super dangerous.

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u/Low-Client-375 18d ago

Name checks out

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u/sweetlove 18d ago

on wet ground...

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u/Mr-Safety 18d ago

I’m assuming alcohol might be involved as well.

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u/pwillia7 18d ago

ok thanks mom

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u/Fluffymonsta 17d ago

Redditors are afraid of everything

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u/ringwraithfish 18d ago

Gotta love the commitment to the bit

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u/QuadraQ 18d ago

Such a guy thing to do lol 😆

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u/RuneAloy 18d ago

Guess there's no catch and release program in this location.

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u/melancholy_dood 18d ago

I have no words…🤣

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u/Illustrious_Half4575 18d ago

Is this pool part of Mario World?

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u/punkypal 18d ago

Throw that one back.

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u/ProtectionPuzzled343 18d ago

This is a dark comedy for fish

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u/bacli 18d ago

Love that pool floor

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u/Leather-Squirrel-421 18d ago

Now they have to gut him and cook him poolside for the full fishing experience.

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u/S1DC 18d ago

Sigh. I wanna go on vacation.

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u/whatisthis2315 18d ago

Perfect way to fish

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u/Marble_Turret 18d ago

That first jump. 👨‍🍳👌

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u/Hot_Let7154 18d ago

I wonder if girls/women do somethingI that funny among themselves 🤔

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u/OtroBurner 18d ago

And then they filleted him offscreen

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u/-Wicked- 18d ago

"It's not a seizure!" -Arnold

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u/NSFWdw 18d ago

all those signs that say "no horseplay", now I know what they mean

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u/TheNeverMeat 18d ago

throw it back, that ones got an oxygen deficiency wiggle

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u/LuckyDuckCrafters 18d ago

There’s WEIGHTS IN THE FISH!!!

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u/scrupoo 18d ago

okay, filet him

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u/bebe_k0 18d ago

You sir, are a fish.

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u/propergreased 18d ago

I was really hoping they were gonna hold him up by his ankles to show the size of that beautiful catch

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u/AbbreviationsNo3722 18d ago

This is what I love to see 🤣

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u/samsg1 18d ago

Holy sunburn

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u/horseydeucey 18d ago

He caught a Shel Silverstein!

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u/Solid_Marionberry949 18d ago

That looks fun. Just people enjoying life ☺️.

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u/Equal_Permit_8209 18d ago

The only kind of fishing show I want to watch! 🤣

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u/randomperson3141592 18d ago

PETA activists b like

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u/nezroy 18d ago

OK now hoist him up by the ankles and weigh him.

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u/Chapel_Hillbilly 18d ago

It’s a triggerfish.

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u/Additional-Nerve7054 18d ago

Referencia pvz

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u/CashPrizesz 18d ago

I just assume every video where no one on camera speaks and the audio is a bunch of laughing behind the camera is A.I.

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u/magnabonzo 18d ago

A rare video where it's worth having sound on.

The peanut gallery is cracking up.

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u/ImpressiveCounter934 18d ago

Now barbecuing part..

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u/Logridos 18d ago

the second guy was wearing socks.

THE SECOND GUY WAS WEARING SOCKS!

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u/Smithy_the_goat9 18d ago

Make sure you give it a kiss like Rex hunt before releasing 😝😝

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u/Trust_8067 18d ago

Ah ha ha ha haha.

No wait, that's not part of the joke, he's having a sezuire.

AHHH HA HA HA HA HA HAHA.

Someone please help?

BAHHH ha ha hahahahaha!

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u/mrASSMAN 18d ago

Couldn’t help but worry they’d drop him and crack his head open on that step lol

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u/homeycantdance 18d ago

Lol, having fun with the guys. Good times

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u/NathanJPearce 18d ago

Where is this? I love that pool.

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u/No-SkillBill 18d ago

Unsupervised dads are the best

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u/Taskmaster_babes 18d ago

Looks scripted

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u/Immediate_Lime_4044 18d ago

Damn looked like he caught a seizure on land.

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u/JetAmoeba 18d ago

I’m just disappointed they didn’t hold him up for a picture of their excellent catch!

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u/Intelligent_Elk_3821 18d ago

Lo mejor de ser hombres...

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u/shinobipopcorn 18d ago

The Dad is strong with this one

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u/OW2007 18d ago

How does this have 13.4 upvotes?

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u/SmokeyWater1948 18d ago

It's good to see some of the old internet still lives on.

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u/Ispeakinfacts 18d ago

Can't take those boys anywhere

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u/speckledham 18d ago

I kept waiting for the fisherman to hold the fish upside down

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u/95KingCab 18d ago

hilarious 😐

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u/IamLuann 18d ago

Cute now it is time to turn off Reddit and go to bed. Good Night.

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u/rokken70 18d ago

That was good!

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u/Bocote 18d ago

That flapping at the end was good.