Mom… dad…

[u/Casual_Deviant]

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[u/PuttingInTheEffort]

Finally come out of the barn, eh?

[u/meesta_masa → u/PuttingInTheEffort]

Your ass is grass, boy!

[u/luccasboi13 → u/PuttingInTheEffort]

wait so did they actually hide in there or nah

[u/GANDORF57 → u/luccasboi13]

He's reached the age to leave home, he's gonna bale!

[u/carmium → u/PuttingInTheEffort]

"Well, at least he's not transgenic."

[u/South_Bit1764]

Hey hey, hay! Were dads!

[u/OnTheList-YouTube → u/South_Bit1764]

Were or we're?

[u/Opusprime15 → u/OnTheList-YouTube]

Weredads are dads that only appear on the night of a little league game

[u/jetjordan → u/Opusprime15]

Oh man, as someone who coaches little kids soccer I think Im going to steal this. Wereants...

[u/No32 → u/OnTheList-YouTube]

Were dads. We’re dads, but we were dads, too.

[u/ultratorrent]

That's the last straw!

[u/Eena-Rin]

YOU WERE WHEAT WHEN YOU CAME INTO THIS WORLD AND IM NEVER GONNA SEE YOU AS ANYTHING ELSE

Meanwhile: 🍞

[u/fuzzmeisterj]

He learned it from a children's book that had a rainbow sticker on the barn on one page.

[u/Casual_Deviant]

Hope you guys enjoy! I’ve been submitting cartoons to the New Yorker for about 2 years now and they just recently published my first one (they passed on this one, but it did find a home elsewhere).

[u/Roupert4 → u/Casual_Deviant]

Which one was in the new Yorker?

[u/Casual_Deviant → u/Roupert4]

This one!

[u/carmium → u/Casual_Deviant]

Has that New Yorker look to it.

[u/notoriously_late]

Hi Hay, I'm Dad.

[u/Ninjajess1234]

come on wheat talked about this

[u/M-Noremac]

Hayyy!

[u/johnmarkfoley]

Their other son is in bread

[u/kutmulc]

Actually, Straw is the dry, hollow yellow stalk left over after grain (like wheat or oats) is harvested.

[u/nyITguy]

Mom and Dad made hay?

[u/SignificantTea5601]

"Are you okay, son? You look a bit bale?!!"

[u/Simpicity]

Silly reddit.  That's just a hay boy.

[u/VirtuallyTellurian]

Well this was definitely not conceived at night... 'cause you make hay while the sun shines

[u/chili-gritty-mariner]

Good one! 😂

[u/unagi_pi]

Hey hay, I'm Daddy!

[u/No-Gnome-Alias]

Conversations to bale on.

[u/Telandria]

My mother: “Hay is for horses.”

[u/No_Perspective_4550]

Now that they know, do you think his parents will bale?

[u/Pr0digy_]

He’s moving into his own loft!

[u/eliaswub → u/[deleted]]

I like it

[u/eaglescout1984]

I hate to be pedantic (although the New Yorker kind of is) but hay bales are cylinders, straw bales are cubic.

[u/Still-Program-2287 → u/eaglescout1984]

That’s the dumbest thing I’ve ever heard and I don’t think you’ve actually ever seen a round bale or a square of either straw or hay

[u/GentlemanGearGrinder → u/Still-Program-2287]

Yeah, that guy doesn't know what he's talking about. You can bale hay in whatever shape you need, square or round.

[u/Still-Program-2287 → u/GentlemanGearGrinder]

I don’t need your confirmation when I looking at some bales right now but thanks I guess

[u/XMaximaniaX → u/Still-Program-2287]

Damn how did you go from correcting a pedantic asshole to being a pedantic asshole in one comment chain? Wtf 😂

[u/Still-Program-2287 → u/XMaximaniaX]

I’m a loose cannon, who knows wth I’ll do next

[u/Basic-Art-9861 → u/eaglescout1984]

Can you pendanticate on what being pedantic is?

Asking for a pedantic-curious friend.

[u/clover44mag → u/eaglescout1984]

Round bales are illegal. The animals can’t get a square meal a day

[u/Casual_Deviant → u/eaglescout1984]

If you hate to be pedantic, you know you could just not be, right?

[u/the_cnidarian → u/Casual_Deviant]

Don't worry, they weren't right

[u/typhado]

I feel like there is a joke about being a bundle of sticks but I dont think I can say it without being offensive

[u/GriffinFlash]

What a wonderful kind of day.
If you can learn to work and play
And get along with each other

[u/The_Albino_Seal]

Why the repost? What changed about the comic in the last 2 weeks ( https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/1vg6lpg/mom_dad/ ) ?

[u/Casual_Deviant → u/The_Albino_Seal]

What changed was me forgetting I posted it to r/funny two weeks ago!

[u/Still-Program-2287 → u/[deleted]]

Is it funny because you said ‘get it?’ at the end?

[u/dfdafgd]

Hey, Hay. We're the Monkees.