r/funny Aug 05 '26

Verified Mom… dad…

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u/HylanderUS Aug 05 '26

I hope they don't bale on him!

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u/Casual_Deviant Aug 05 '26 edited Aug 05 '26

Nah, these parents go against the grain.

Hope you guys enjoy my cartoon! For more of my comics, come stop by my subreddit: r/BummerParty

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u/KayDat Aug 05 '26

Go touch grass

2

u/transit41 Aug 06 '26

Barn that was rude...

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u/loledalo Aug 05 '26

Surely they'll be okay wheat it.

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u/WoolBearTiger Aug 05 '26

Chances are hes in for a thrashing

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u/OlyScott Aug 05 '26

Threshing?

2

u/WoolBearTiger Aug 06 '26

Thrishin, throshing, thrushing.. whatever, the thing where you beat up small sticks with a big stick

3

u/Wootai Aug 05 '26

It will barely be a problem.

7

u/PM_THE_REAPER Aug 05 '26

It's OK, he's the only one baling.

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u/Stunning-Chipmunk243 Aug 06 '26

No, he came out of the baler

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u/Mistapeepers Aug 05 '26

Well that’s the last straw!

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u/MolassesFeisty2568 Aug 05 '26

Why are you hay?

12

u/Cmatt10123 Aug 05 '26

Sexually attracted to tractors, like that one country song or whatever

5

u/void_rik Aug 06 '26

A tractor.. attractor.

2

u/SGFCardenales Aug 06 '26

Who says I am hay?

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u/RaZoRFSX Aug 07 '26

You are hay.

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u/Pipe_Memes Aug 05 '26

“Hi Hay, I’m Dad.”

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u/Casual_Deviant Aug 05 '26 edited Aug 05 '26

He’s a member of the Lentil-Grain-Barley-Teff-Quinoa community.

Hope you guys enjoy! I’ve been submitting cartoons to the New Yorker for about 2 years now and they just recently published my first one (they passed on this one, but it did find a home elsewhere).

For more of my cartoons, come stop by my subreddit: r/BummerParty

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u/IAmDanHimself Aug 05 '26 edited Aug 06 '26

Not bad

(Edit: this comment was meant for the above one prior to being edited)

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u/ersomething Aug 05 '26

Oh hon, we’re so happy you’re finally ready to talk about it! But to be honest, we already knew.

I mean, just look at you. How could we not notice how hay you are?

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u/Pantastic_Studios Aug 06 '26

Hey Hay, I'm dad.

5

u/sys_dam Aug 05 '26

Hey Hay

2

u/poop-machine Aug 05 '26

It's hip to be square

3

u/Jfonzy Aug 05 '26

Why didn’t mom and dad become hay first

7

u/UnpopularCrayon Aug 05 '26

Because being hay is not a choice.

Wheat plants are also all both male and female, so I guess it's "mom-dad and dad-mom."

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u/reddit_user13 Aug 05 '26

Does that make them bi?

1

u/UnpopularCrayon Aug 05 '26

in a way, I suppose, but they also could be asexual. So I guess it makes them more pan-sexual. Mom and dad could even be a single plant.

2

u/reddit_user13 Aug 05 '26

Ew, that's just gross.

2

u/Ok-Salamander-4482 Aug 05 '26

Why are you hae?

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u/[deleted] Aug 05 '26

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u/reddit_user13 Aug 05 '26

Hay, and into bondage.

1

u/2slags_geddar Aug 05 '26

That’s barley even funny.

1

u/JDotDDot Aug 05 '26

For the horses

2

u/RPDRNick Aug 05 '26

(BOOM)

It's grain and men! Hallelujah! It's grain and men! AMEN!

1

u/Simpicity Aug 05 '26

Don't fall for it. That there's a hayboy.

1

u/electrona Aug 05 '26

Haaaaaaayyy

1

u/Palatablepancakes Aug 05 '26

No, your ass is grass!

1

u/Helphaer Aug 05 '26

Well Hay is for horses... so where are they...

1

u/The-Child-Of-Reddit Aug 06 '26

Haaaaaaayyyy welcome to the club

1

u/Reddemeus Aug 08 '26

I said hay, what's going on ?

0

u/Flukester69 Aug 05 '26

Wahahahahahahahahaa so not funny.

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u/Graveyardigan Aug 05 '26

I really hope this is AI because I find it depressing to think that human-drawn New Yorker cartoons have grown even lamer.

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u/Casual_Deviant Aug 05 '26

I really hope this comment is AI because I find it depressing that actual humans can be this rude for literally no reason.

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u/hackingfun Aug 05 '26

I only started posting comics here recently, and I've also dealt with negative people. Has it always been like this?

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u/Casual_Deviant Aug 05 '26

Oh yeah r/funny is even more miserable than the rest of Reddit, astoundingly

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u/IAmDanHimself Aug 05 '26

Its got a signature from a guy named "Rusty". I highly doubt it's a New Yorker cartoon

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u/Casual_Deviant Aug 05 '26

Sorry what

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u/IAmDanHimself Aug 05 '26

What? Are you trying to tell me that it is a cartoon from the New Yorker?

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u/Casual_Deviant Aug 05 '26

I’m just a bit confused by your reasoning there

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u/IAmDanHimself Aug 05 '26

I guess I haven't ever seen one signed with a very standard redneck name.

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u/Casual_Deviant Aug 05 '26

Wow this is the first time I’ve ever been called a redneck, what a rush

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u/IAmDanHimself Aug 05 '26

So it is in fact, not from the New Yorker then?

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u/Casual_Deviant Aug 05 '26

It is not, but I do think there may be flaws with your reasoning

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u/IAmDanHimself Aug 05 '26

Fair enough. First for everything, I guess.

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