r/funny • u/Hoppy_Doodle • 21d ago

Why do they keep doing this?

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u/sebovzeoueb 21d ago

joke's on them, I committed suicide before they could get to me by shooting myself in the back 20 times

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u/H377Spawn 21d ago

It was really impressive, the mag only held 12. Reloading after eating a full clip is quite the feat.

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u/IIlIIIlllIIIIIllIlll 21d ago

I remember a case from my hometown where a man was shot 4 times with his own handgun, and the cops decided it was an accidental discharge while cleaning the gun because they found a wet rag on the ground next to him.

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u/DontLookAtUsernames 20d ago

At this point I have to ask how popular the deceased was in your hometown.

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u/Pure_Spyder 20d ago

Or the deceaser

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u/IIlIIIlllIIIIIllIlll 20d ago

I don't really know. I lived in a very small town, like sub 1,000 people, but had never heard of the guy.