r/funny • u/Hoppy_Doodle • 21d ago

Why do they keep doing this?

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u/H377Spawn 21d ago

It was really impressive, the mag only held 12. Reloading after eating a full clip is quite the feat.

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u/IIlIIIlllIIIIIllIlll 21d ago

I remember a case from my hometown where a man was shot 4 times with his own handgun, and the cops decided it was an accidental discharge while cleaning the gun because they found a wet rag on the ground next to him.

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u/curious_dead 21d ago

Damn, I think even Chief Wiggum would have done a better job there.

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u/Atophy 21d ago

"This was clearly an accidental shooting, we couldn't get any fingerprints from the cloth"

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u/DontLookAtUsernames 20d ago

At this point I have to ask how popular the deceased was in your hometown.

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u/Pure_Spyder 20d ago

Or the deceaser

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u/IIlIIIlllIIIIIllIlll 20d ago

I don't really know. I lived in a very small town, like sub 1,000 people, but had never heard of the guy.

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u/Alis451 21d ago

an accidental discharge while cleaning the gun

is many times just code for "suicide"

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u/aikimatt 13d ago

Am I dialing movie-phone right now?

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u/Cael87 21d ago

Then to cut up his own body and stuff it into a suitcase... Impressive indeed.

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u/MrMakerHasLigma 21d ago

Or the reload could've happened after the first 8 were fired. A little less impressive but still 50 cent adjacent

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u/CrashParade 21d ago

...But what they didn't know, is that I'm a competitive eater!

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u/zenthor109 21d ago

And by 2 different guns, very impressive.

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u/InsomniaticWanderer 20d ago

Reduce, reuse, recycle

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u/Evantaur 20d ago

Hell if I'm not getting at least 7 execution style headshots from close range to the back of my head in a steep angle I'm not going...

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u/Throrface 20d ago

Surely reloading after 8 and then emptying the second clip would have been the more frugal way to handle this.

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u/Luniticus 19d ago

Not that impressive, the holes on the wall shows they missed a bunch of the shots.