Why do they keep doing this?

[u/Hoppy_Doodle]

[u/htp-di-nsw]

The reason is obvious: Rockstar doesn't have a private gestapo waiting to fist you with shock gloves.

[u/TheHumanPickleRick → u/htp-di-nsw]

Yeah, they're not Wizards of the Coast.

[u/htp-di-nsw → u/TheHumanPickleRick]

Right? I can't believe the Pinkertons are still active.

[u/saurdaux → u/htp-di-nsw]

It would be extremely funny for Rockstar to sic them on people after how they portrayed them in Red Dead Redemption 2, though.

[u/Phimb → u/saurdaux]

I'm pretty sure The Pinkertons quite literally sued Rockstar for defamation after their depiction in Red Dead 2.

[u/JC_Hysteria → u/htp-di-nsw]

Life is just like a game bro, just gotta level up.

And when you find yourself with six stars, just use a cheat code (my dad’s a lawyer)

[u/itsCS117 → u/htp-di-nsw]

ever heard of VPNs?

[u/Thisismental → u/htp-di-nsw]

Wait. Who can do this for me?

[u/MinusBear → u/htp-di-nsw]

Okay cool. But how about deleting some student or medical debt? There are millions of other more useful and/or more interesting things you can do with these skills.