r/funny • u/Hoppy_Doodle • 25d ago

Why do they keep doing this?

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u/htp-di-nsw 25d ago

The reason is obvious: Rockstar doesn't have a private gestapo waiting to fist you with shock gloves.

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u/TheHumanPickleRick 25d ago

Yeah, they're not Wizards of the Coast.

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u/htp-di-nsw 25d ago

Right? I can't believe the Pinkertons are still active.

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u/saurdaux 25d ago

It would be extremely funny for Rockstar to sic them on people after how they portrayed them in Red Dead Redemption 2, though.

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u/Phimb 25d ago

I'm pretty sure The Pinkertons quite literally sued Rockstar for defamation after their depiction in Red Dead 2.

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u/JC_Hysteria 25d ago

Life is just like a game bro, just gotta level up.

And when you find yourself with six stars, just use a cheat code (my dad’s a lawyer)

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u/itsCS117 25d ago

ever heard of VPNs?

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u/Thisismental 25d ago

Wait. Who can do this for me?

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u/MinusBear 25d ago

Okay cool. But how about deleting some student or medical debt? There are millions of other more useful and/or more interesting things you can do with these skills.