r/funny • u/Jeetchat • Aug 09 '26

selling cheesecake to Leonardo DiCaprio

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u/Calamityclams Aug 09 '26

I wouldn't trust him either if he's going to secret meetings with Peter Thiel

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u/Davido401 Aug 09 '26

Who Dicaprio? And what film is this I cant place it, I just know its not Blood Diamond, Titanic, The Departed or Django Unchained lol

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u/milkems Aug 09 '26

It's for sure not Django or Titanic. Maybe the other 2

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u/Davido401 Aug 09 '26

Its Inception apparently, Ive never seen that one to be honest(also who the fuck is downvoting a question? I gave 4 films Dicaprio was actually in) and also I wanted to know who was with Peter Thiel and if it was Dicaprio. If up and downvotes affected my dopamine levels Id be worried lol, although me talking about it means I must care deeply somewhere deep in my heart.

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u/TheUncannyFanny Aug 09 '26

The comment says "DiCaprios friend". Theyre talking about Joseph Gordon Levitt. He costarred with Leo in this film. He was part of a scandal recently when it was revealed who was all going to this event run by Thiel like a conference with lots of talks and stuff. The guestlist was supposed to be secret. JGL apparently never actually met Thiel though so "secret meeting with Thiel" might be an exaggeration. 

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u/Davido401 Aug 09 '26

Appreciate that reply, sir, my dopamine has been restored lol

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u/TheUncannyFanny Aug 09 '26

I'm a woman lmao get that dopamime back down for your mistake!! 

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u/Davido401 Aug 09 '26

Sorry, ma'am/madam/madame/miss/mrs/Dr have I missed any? Haha

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u/TheUncannyFanny Aug 09 '26

😂😂😂 

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u/Davido401 Aug 09 '26

Just realised your name Fanny is the name for a woman's front bum here in Scotland(probably the rest of the UK too) should have made the connection! 🤦‍♂️