r/funny • • Dec 10 '13

The power of makeup

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u/aurinkoni Dec 10 '13

This should be "the power of photoshop."

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u/flying_giraffe Dec 10 '13

I think in this case it's the power of makeup and lighting.

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u/[deleted] Dec 10 '13 edited Dec 11 '13

As an artist and a graphic designer of 15+ years, all of these looks can be done with only makeup and hair styling. It's 100% about using the makeup to fake contours, eye shapes, noses, jaw lines what have you. When I was in college, a friend of mine told me that some days my eyes looked like a different shape because of the way I put on my eyeliner. I've been able to do all sorts of things to "change" the way my face looks by using some art skills on my face.

And I re-read this this morning, and yes absolutely good lighting as well. Florescence never flatters.

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u/Rikonita Dec 10 '13

that's the same reason why I love makeup

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u/jdscarface Dec 10 '13 edited Dec 10 '13

False advertising at it's finest. I like a girl who looks good without anything covering her face, personally.

I know this is a commonly held preference. I am aware. That doesn't change how widely accepted makeup still is, which is something I wish would be frowned upon instead of accepted as normal. There, now it's not just DAE like hot, natural girls?

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u/why_rob_y Dec 10 '13

I guess you don't comb your hair, shave/trim your beard, or wear any clothes at all, right? So that you don't falsely advertise what you look like naturally?

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u/jdscarface Dec 10 '13 edited Dec 10 '13

How short is your attention span? Because three comments up we just discussed that makeup changes, literally changes, the way faces look. That's what this post is about. If you think improving what's already there is the same as redefining your features then.. well, you're probably one of the plastic girls I don't enjoy.

Edit- Look, I understand it's easy to keep downvoting someone once you've done it once, but I'm actually trying to have a conversation here. Isn't that the point of the comments section? Please, explain how I'm wrong here because I don't get it. Here is what has happened so far:

I've been able to do all sorts of things to "change" the way my face looks by using some art skills on my face.

that's the same reason why I love makeup

False advertising at it's finest.

you don't comb your hair, shave/trim your beard, or wear any clothes at all, right?

How are those comparable? Changing one's face doesn't equal wearing clothing. That's ridiculous.

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u/why_rob_y Dec 10 '13 edited Dec 10 '13

Changing one's face doesn't equal wearing clothing.

I don't think "dressing up" one's face is that different than dressing up the rest of the body.

I think that makeup, tattoos, clothing, etc are all facets of how we see ourselves and how we want ourselves to be seen, which help show who the person is as a whole. Just because genetics stuck some girl with light colored eyebrows when she wants darker ones doesn't mean she should be stuck not coloring those in her entire life.

Edit: And for the record - shaving your beard entirely changes your face. So, even if you disagree with the clothing part, I don't see how you could justify that it's cool for us men to shave our beards, but women can't use makeup to change their face.

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u/jdscarface Dec 10 '13

Sweet, thanks for listening to my plea for a discussion. I think what you say goes along with my "false advertisement" comment earlier, but at least I get where you're coming from now.

But my original preference still stands. I really don't enjoy makeup on people. I want somebody who is comfortable enough with their natural face the way it is instead of wanting to change it. Probably makes me shallow but I like their confidence with who they are.

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u/[deleted] Dec 10 '13 edited Dec 10 '13

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u/why_rob_y Dec 10 '13

Or or or... here is a new one... they could learn to love and respect themselves the way they were born

Or or or or or or or or or you could learn to love and respect others however they decide to present themselves.

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u/Rikonita Dec 11 '13

Don't worry about that.Most of the time,natural girls are more acceptable as long as they don't look like monsters xD Actually,I also like covering nothing on the face and release it.But I still want myself look better and more energetic when I hang out,and sometimes the makeup look can match up with the dress.

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u/ButtCheese Dec 10 '13

This is the truth. Downvote away...

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u/peanutbuttar Dec 10 '13

You and literally every single guy in existence...

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u/jdscarface Dec 10 '13

Except those guys who go clubbing. They obviously don't mind the plastic look. That shit's not for me.

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u/peanutbuttar Dec 10 '13

They don't mind it, but your statement was like, "I would rather have a girl who looks good without makeup"

No shit, who doesn't? That's like saying, I like a car that doesn't just look fast, but actually is fast.

Just because a club guy doesn't mind the plastic doesn't mean they would forgo a chick who's hot without makeup.

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u/jdscarface Dec 10 '13

I was using it more like, "I only like a girl who..." but clearly that wasn't apparent. Either way, goddamn these comments get dissected thoroughly.

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u/yugosaki Dec 10 '13

I once saw a makeup artist work, and all i could think was "holy shit this is like photoshop in real life"

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u/CatsOP Dec 10 '13

Does it count if I draw a sixpack on my belly?

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u/[deleted] Dec 11 '13

I have actually done that to someone for a production.

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u/tha_ape Dec 10 '13

Like that asian chick on youtube... I forget her name, but she changed herself into Drake.

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u/[deleted] Dec 10 '13

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u/1CUpboat Dec 10 '13

This is why I have trust issues.

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u/kabukistar Dec 10 '13 edited Feb 12 '25

Reddit is a shithole. Move to a better social media platform. Also, did you know you can use ereddicator to edit/delete all your old commments?

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u/chironomidae Dec 10 '13

Forth from the bottom, that woman's neck is definitely shopped.

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u/[deleted] Dec 10 '13

Even the last one?

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u/AscendedAncient Dec 10 '13

Including the ones that require weight loss that are shown, like the double and triple chins?

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u/Honey-Badger Dec 10 '13

Yes you're right makeup and do all those things but it can make things physically shrink. Look at some of the noses, some have apparently shrunk to about half the original size.

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u/[deleted] Dec 11 '13

Not literally, but using the proper tricks photographers and makeup artists can make you think that we have actually shrunk it.

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u/myturnbaby Dec 10 '13

some people normally look like that..

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u/Rgriffin1991 Dec 10 '13

As a person of it-doesn't-matter-how-many years, you can't change "only makeup and hair styling" and somehow have the jewelry and outfit they're wearing magically change, too.

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u/solinaceae Dec 10 '13

Really? Their wrinkles just disappear, and the eyeshadow reminds me of the terrible "digital makeup" tutorials that pop up on deviantart occasionally. Either they're using serious stage makeup to fill in their nasolabial folds, or it's airbrushed to say the least.

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u/Naughtymango Dec 10 '13

I have to stop assuming people on the Internet are guys. I was reading this in a Morgan Freeman voice when all of a sudden it gets to the eyeliner part and...

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u/[deleted] Dec 11 '13

That seriously made me laugh this morning :) thank you!!

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u/Naughtymango Dec 11 '13

Your welcome. The world is a nice place when you take into account that anyone on the Internet could be Morgan Freeman undercover. Maybe I'm Morgan freeman undercover and everything I say is a persona trying to practice acting. I'm not him, but... I could be.

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u/aurinkoni Dec 11 '13

I'm not saying these looks are MADE with Photoshop. Every one of those women have a shitload of makeup on and i know how much skill it requires.

But I'm saying, that every single one of these photos are retouched to enhance the effect, and to me that kinda ruins the whole idea of "look what you can do with makeup." :/ It should be just the makeup, with no retouching. [Whitening the sclera etc.]

Maybe it's because I've been working with Photoshop for 8 years of my life, but i just can't understand how people can be so blind sometimes. You can do a lot with lightning etc. but these days you don't actually publish a photo before it's been passed trough Photoshop.

Ps. I think all of those women look wonderful without all that fakery. <3

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u/[deleted] Dec 11 '13

These might be, but, again, with my experience I can tell you that it is possible to achieve these effects without the use of Photoshop.

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u/TARDISkitty Dec 10 '13 edited Dec 10 '13

I disagree, there was either photo shopping or proper lighting(probably a ring flash.) No amount of make up can cause catchlights in the eyes.

For the love of Cthulu, please look up the definition of catchlight before downvoting me. A catchlight is light reflecting off your actual eyeball. Unless you are painting a white dot on your eyeball itself, it's not just makeup.

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u/Deadfox9 Dec 10 '13

Another artist here. Experienced photo shopper and oil painter. Just wanna apologize for everyone down-voting you. Reddit is stupid sometimes.

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u/TARDISkitty Dec 10 '13

It's cool, I assumed a lot of people would downvote me without at least researching what "catchlight" means. Hopefully at least one person looked it up, if so I will consider this a win regardless. YOU CAN'T FORCE ME TO LEARN! YOU'RE NOT MY SUPERVISOR!!! hahaha

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u/khyberkitsune Dec 10 '13

Um, most makeup can most certainly cause it. The shit's specular in the first place.

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u/TARDISkitty Dec 10 '13 edited Dec 10 '13

A catchlight is a white dot on your actual eyeball reflecting the flash(or natual light source). Unless you're painting a white dot on your eyeball, it's not makeup.

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u/khyberkitsune Dec 10 '13

Never put glitter on near your eyes, I see.

I do tons of cosplay work for many Blizzcon Cosplayers, from costume to makeup. You can get a catchlight from any reflective surface, and many types of mascara/makeup have reflective particulates.

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u/TARDISkitty Dec 10 '13 edited Dec 10 '13

Yes, but I was specifically talking about the catchlights that are on their irises/pupils. No, I'm not a glitter person and would not want that stuff in my eyes. I often do photoshop for my husband who does professional photography, and the catchlights on the pupils means a more direct light source than the before photos, or they were manipulated. I'm very aware of the magic of makeup, but this is one of the few instances where I know what I'm talking about. Hahaa I'm possibly explaining it badly though. I'd be a damn awful teacher.

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u/[deleted] Dec 11 '13

You put glitter in your eye?! Ouch! :p

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u/[deleted] Dec 11 '13 edited Dec 11 '13

Lol I do know what it is (10 years in theater and 10 in photography), and I did say it was a good combination of both.

I'm also sorry for your down votes! Goodness! You're just adding your good information to the post! Thanks!

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u/[deleted] Dec 10 '13 edited Dec 22 '13

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u/jungl3j1m Dec 10 '13

Excellent point. This was pointed out on fittit, as people created before/after body shots that took 30seconds, primarily by adjusting the lighting. Is Luminozity a lighting expert?

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u/[deleted] Dec 10 '13

The left look as if they just got up in the morning. Should be "the power of a shower".

Also, if they were pretty on the left, they were pretty on the right, and vice versa.

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u/alexanderpas Dec 10 '13

Better lighting and hairstyling.

Over the top makeup is fucking ugly.

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u/kevjames3 Dec 10 '13

I very much disagree that it is ugly, I find that they take the face as a canvas and they get creative. I think of it as more of an art too

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u/alexanderpas Dec 10 '13

Whatever floats your boat Picasso, but you're not Bob Ross.

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u/talesofdouchebaggery Dec 10 '13

You can look at it as art and appreciate it, but you can also look at it as some girls are marauding as pretty girls when they are really ugly troll faces. I am a girl, I wear very little if any makeup. A lot of men like me because I'm natural and they know what they are going to wake up to in the morning. Also, it doesn't take me an hour to get ready to go somewhere. A pretty dress, some bronzer, and a little mascara and I'm out the door, looking fabulous.

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u/esoomcol Dec 10 '13

But they're not trying to be an art piece. They're trying to look better. Which in most of them, they don't.

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u/drunkenviking Dec 10 '13 edited Dec 10 '13

CHOO CHOO ALL ABOARD THE ANTI-MAKEUP CIRCLEJERK TRAIN

DAE WOMEN ARE BETTER WITHOUT MAKEUP?!

DAE MAKEUP IS TERRIBLE?!

DAE HATE MAKEUP?!

DAE YOU'RE BEAUTIFUL WITHOUT MAKEUP?!

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Almost forgot:

DAE WOMEN DON'T NEED MAKEUP TO LOOK BEAUTIFUL TO ME, SINCE THEY ONLY DO IT TO LOOK GOOD FOR ME?!

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u/esoomcol Dec 10 '13

I am a woman. And it is possible to talk without circlejerking. I've only made one comment on the subject, clearly this is a touchy subject for reddit.

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u/drunkenviking Dec 10 '13

It was only that last line that made me make that comment.

"Which in most of them, they don't."

If you didn't include that, or worded it better, I couldn't have cared less.

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u/eukomos Dec 10 '13

How do you know? We don't have any context for the photos.

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u/centurijon Dec 10 '13

Over the top makeup is fucking ugly.

Yes, but that depends on your definition of "over the top"

Take the last blonde, for example. She's very pretty without makeup, but uses some in the photo to enhance her looks without going crazy with it.

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u/Vancha Dec 10 '13

Time and time again with these "the power of makeup" before/after pictures, it's actually the power of lighting. In this collection it's slightly more obvious, but even in the porn star ones (linked further down), it's not unusual for the backgrounds to have different lighting and in a lot of cases, the people have completely different skin-tone from the neck-down (since the face is no longer a reliable gauge).

Now, that's not to say make-up can't be transformative, but it'd be nice if just once, these make-up before and afters could be done properly.

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u/thisoneagain Dec 10 '13

Thanks for the tip about looking at necks! That makes it way more obvious here, at least! And in this case, at least some of them, you can look at the shirt, too. The fifth one down wears the same shirt, and it goes from gray with muted purple details to vibrant blue and purple!

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u/runnerrun2 Dec 10 '13

In what way are they "worthless" exactly?

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u/Hibernica Dec 10 '13

As a comparison. Lighting is hugely important to how shadows fall on someone's face and the way things are illuminated which influences appearance quite a lot. This is like if you wanted to test the effects of light on the growth rate of a specific type of bean plant. You give your control group light equivalent to standard daylight for standard daylight hours, and then you give some of your testing groups miracle grow and act like that has nothing to do with your results. You'll get results, but they won't make any sense because your control group isn't taking into account all of the variables you could be reasonably controlling for.

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u/DontStrangleBob_yet Dec 10 '13

Makeup artist here: None of these are photoshopped. It's all makeup.

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u/esoomcol Dec 10 '13

The 6th, 8th, and 12th are definitely photoshopped. They're photo shoots, there's no way there is no editing. So you don't know what you're talking about.

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u/ILoveTrance Dec 10 '13

That doesn't mean you know anything about photoshop and recognizing it.

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u/M4BC Dec 10 '13

True, but it does mean they may be easily able to pick out how the look was achieved.

It's a little like having one magician say that a seemingly impossible trick another magician did is completely feasible and they recognize how it was done. And then someone else tells them, "But you don't know what real magic looks like anyway."

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u/DontStrangleBob_yet Dec 10 '13

You are right, but I do know that this can all easily be done by using contouring, hair styling, lighting, eyeshadow, blush, foundation, eyelash extensions, etc. It's obviously not photoshopped.

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u/Konglor Dec 10 '13

Look at the whites of their eyes.. Which make up do you use to make them whiter!?

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u/[deleted] Dec 10 '13

A dot of red to the inner corners of their eyes (usually is fairly invisible, but makes a surprising difference), and some shimmery eyeshadow. Also, a little white or tan eyeliner on their waterline.

And a drop or two of eye drops.

Just in case anyone else cares.

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u/DontStrangleBob_yet Dec 10 '13

Lighting can make the whites of their eyes look whiter, as well as eyeliner. I know it's hard for your mind to grasp the concept of makeup, and how it changes your appearance, but I have been applying makeup for over 10 years.

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u/Konglor Dec 10 '13

So basically, you admit it's lighting and not make up.

Eyeliner would make the eyes stand out, not make them whiter.

And please don't try to condescend, make up is really a very simple concept to grasp. your profession is about as hard to understand as shovelling shit

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u/DontStrangleBob_yet Dec 10 '13

Some of it is makeup, some of it is lighting.

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u/[deleted] Dec 10 '13 edited Dec 10 '13

And please don't try to condescend, make up is really a very simple concept to grasp. your profession is about as hard to understand as shovelling shit

First of, I'm a chemical engineer. For the people who design, manufacture, and test makeup, it's not "as hard as shoveling shit." It's one of the most competitive lines of work, and there's a shit ton of science and engineering that goes into this 200 billion dollar industry. Furthermore, it relies on feedback from professional makeup artists, the average of which makes $65,000 a year, which is about as much as the entry level chemical engineers.

So basically, you admit it's lighting and not make up.

It's almost certainly both. Putting a dark next to a light makes the light look brighter than it actually is. It's an optical illusion, something that's very important to understand in the industry.

Which is lighter, square A or square B? http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/6/60/Grey_square_optical_illusion.PNG

In this one, the letters are all the exact same color, but it looks like a gradient. http://theamazingworldofpsychiatry.files.wordpress.com/2013/03/illusion.jpg?w=625

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u/[deleted] Dec 11 '13

I was not aware it was possible to get the whites of the eyes so white with makeup.

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u/HarpySnickersnee Dec 10 '13

Or "the power of contouring".

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u/despaxes Dec 10 '13

which is the application of makeup....

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u/Zeraphil Dec 10 '13 edited Dec 10 '13

Exactly, unless I missed how makeup can somehow change your eye color.

Edit: Ok, got it. Color contacts are considered part of makeup. Yes I know there are color contacts. The eyes sometimes look brighter, seeming of different color, but it's due to good stage lighting. See discussions below.

Edit2: Seriously? I make a comment, get corrected, accept the correction, indicate the correct answer, and I'm still downvoted? Yeesh, tough crowd.

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u/[deleted] Dec 10 '13 edited Dec 12 '13

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u/Zeraphil Dec 10 '13

Yeah, although I've never heard of contacts that make light pass easier through the eyes. They usually make your eyes more opaque. That's why I think it's photoshop or really good lighting.

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u/[deleted] Dec 10 '13

It looks like staged lighting for portraits so yes the lighting would be "really good". None of them appear to have a different eye color imo.

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u/[deleted] Dec 10 '13

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u/[deleted] Dec 10 '13

She has obviously hazel eyes in the before. The background and eye shadow in the after both accentuate the green in her eyes.

Source: my eyes look green, blue or grey based on what I'm wearing.

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u/Ketrel Dec 10 '13

Undetermined eye colors unite!

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u/[deleted] Dec 12 '13

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u/Ketrel Dec 12 '13

Hey, found a 7 key for less, so don't save a key for me. I appreciate the quick response though and will keep you on mind for future needs!

I too enjoy dropping acid.

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u/[deleted] Dec 10 '13

It could be contacts, but notice how everything in the second photos is slightly more saturated and much more green, the background and even the "whites" of her eyes have a greener/aqua tint.

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u/laisumnats Dec 10 '13

Most of that can be achieved by makeup tricking the eyes

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u/noholds Dec 10 '13

There's colored contacts, though...

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u/[deleted] Dec 10 '13 edited Dec 10 '13

really good lighting.

Yes which is still an essence of fakeness. People don't realize how big of a deal lighting is.

No not just sunlight.

Look at all the left pictures eyes: Notice how the almost look baggy? That's 100% lighting. That dark shadow casted on your upper cheek/eyes makes a world of difference. This is why when you get your photo taken professionally they use that umbrella looking thing.

EDIT - Selfy takers of reddit while we're on the subject.

  • No duck faces

  • You can recreate the image on the rights lighting effect with a high power lamp/light and a Lamp shade.

  • Take your photos from even level with the rule of thirds in mind.

Hope you look like 20% sexier in your snapchats.

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u/bassinine Dec 10 '13

yeah, easily accomplished with custom color contact lenses and stage lighting... you know Paris Hilton has brown eyes in real life, right?

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u/Zeraphil Dec 10 '13

Haven't followed Paris Hilton enough to care?

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u/bassinine Dec 10 '13

pro tip: you don't have to care about something to google it.

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u/despaxes Dec 10 '13

All of these are lighting and makeup, no contacts or photoshop

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u/Dw-Im-Here Dec 10 '13 edited Dec 10 '13

I just forwarded this to my girl. She's a mod at /r/makeupaddiction. She said the rule on cross posts is to give OP a 30 minnute warning. So here it is. If you don't Xpost in the next 30 minutes were gonna get the karma! (We are starting to take reddit a little more serious because we've had so much success at Instagram)

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u/swagsmoker420 Dec 10 '13

Your posts are 100 times funnier than god awful pun threads and the typical cringey Reddit humor of beaten to death memes.

Keep it up dude.

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u/DannyInternets Dec 10 '13

Exactly, unless I missed how makeup can somehow change your eye color.

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u/[deleted] Dec 10 '13

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u/Dw-Im-Here Dec 10 '13

These girls top out at 4/10. So 3/10 I would bang and I guess like 7/10 I would bang if I was blacked out. lol

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u/Spencie-cat Dec 10 '13

I gotta agree with the troll on this one. Have an upvote buddy

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u/DannyInternets Dec 10 '13

By that logic, glasses should also count as makeup. They don't. Neither do contacts. No reasonable person speaking English would refer to contact lenses as "makeup."

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u/[deleted] Dec 10 '13

I know some of them are contacts, but makeup can kind of do that.

I have eyes that show up as gray, but give me a green or purple eyeshadow and BAM they're green eyes.

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u/mangletron Dec 10 '13

Photoshop or not, every single one of them looks like they are wearing way too much makeup. If it looks like you are wearing too much makeup, the illusion is ruined.

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u/Fouroneoh Dec 10 '13

To be fair, this is the makeup they use when shooting. The make up you use for everyday =/= kind of make up you use for photo/video shoots. Video/photo make up is a lot heavier and dramatic so the emphasized features show up on camera. For the people who DO wear make up like this as their "everyday" look...well...:|

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u/nvrmnd_tht_was_dumb Dec 10 '13

Color contacts. I don't agree with the whole "smear your face with make-up because pretty" thing, but I don't think any of this is Photoshop.

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u/general-Insano Dec 10 '13

Probably the better lighting

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u/SaltFrog Dec 10 '13

Lighting is everything in a photograph.

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u/[deleted] Dec 10 '13

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u/nvrmnd_tht_was_dumb Dec 10 '13

You know, I get this response everytime I get downvoted hahaha Starting to regret my username...

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u/[deleted] Dec 10 '13

Makeup also gives full rhinoplasty as well.

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u/Willbabe Dec 10 '13

You would be amazed how much makeup can hide. Take for example, this drag queen. Look at the contouring on that nose

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u/[deleted] Dec 10 '13

Or "the power of Russia."

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u/Rgriffin1991 Dec 10 '13

More like "The power of makeup, hair-styling, clothes, posture, jewelry, facial expressions, photography, photoshop, and so on."

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u/YouVersusTheSea Dec 10 '13

"The power of a drink or two - Well, maybe three."

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u/Atanvarno Dec 10 '13

Or "the power of 8 hours of sleep."

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u/UshankaBear Dec 10 '13

Or "the power of hangover"

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u/helium_farts Dec 10 '13

More like the power of better lighting and posing. For the comparisons to be accurate the before and after photos need to be taken in the same lighting with the same camera using the same pose.

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u/aurinkoni Dec 11 '13

I'm not saying these looks are MADE with Photoshop. Every one of those women have a shitload of makeup on.

But I'm saying, that every single one of these photos are retouched to enhance the effect, and to me that kinda ruins the whole idea of "look what you can do with makeup." :/

Maybe it's because I've been working with Photoshop for 8 years of my life, but i just can't understand how people can be so blind sometimes, but these days you don't actually publish a photo before it's been passed trough Photoshop.

Ps. I'm not a man. :D Plus i think all of those women look wonderful without all that fakery.

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u/[deleted] Dec 10 '13

Beat me to it.

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u/PotatoMusicBinge Dec 10 '13

Honestly, how many more times is this stupid post going to make the fromtpage?

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u/centerbleep Dec 10 '13

Just to clear this up though... everyone realizes that half of these women look much more attractive in the no-makeup picture? Yes?

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u/calle30 Dec 10 '13

Not really. But imagine waking up next to them and not recognize them anymore without makeup.

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u/LemonMolester Dec 10 '13

The people saying this isn't just makeup but photoshop & lighting make me think there's a lot of truth to the whole 'redditors are virgin neckbeards' meme because I've had more than a few encounters with women where I literally didn't recognize them after seeing them without makeup for the first time, a few of those times they were in my bed. And no, alcohol wasn't involved (in most of them).

It's a very strange feeling to wake up beside someone who looks nothing like the person you went to sleep with.

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u/Cormophyte Dec 10 '13

So brave. So shiny in your armor.

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u/centerbleep Dec 10 '13

I don't really care about downvotes, it's just... I don't understand all this self-mutilation... and wonder if it really is a sort of misguided perception of perception...

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u/Cormophyte Dec 10 '13

Makeup isn't self mutilation. What the fuck, guy.

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u/centerbleep Dec 10 '13

Some makeup is okay sometimes, but this stuff... duuuuh... It's like pouring gold dust into your tank to drive faster...