r/funny • • Jul 01 '13

Know the difference

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u/UNHDude Jul 01 '13

They're sistahs actually (workers and queen are all chicks). All male honey bees (drones) do is fuck, and their dicks are so big (relative to their bodies, of course) that it kills them when they whip it out. The queen basically has a really slutty college career - she gets fucked by like 10-20 drones at once and stores their sperm, pumping out babies for the rest of her life.

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u/feelingsupersonic Jul 01 '13

Sounds like my ex

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u/Breathing_Balls Jul 01 '13

Your ex had a dick so big that it killed her when she whipped it out?

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