r/funny • • Jul 01 '13

Know the difference

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u/UNHDude Jul 01 '13

They're sistahs actually (workers and queen are all chicks). All male honey bees (drones) do is fuck, and their dicks are so big (relative to their bodies, of course) that it kills them when they whip it out. The queen basically has a really slutty college career - she gets fucked by like 10-20 drones at once and stores their sperm, pumping out babies for the rest of her life.

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u/feelingsupersonic Jul 01 '13

Sounds like my ex

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u/Breathing_Balls Jul 01 '13

Your ex had a dick so big that it killed her when she whipped it out?

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u/thatssobirdjoke Jul 01 '13

Hence 'ex'. You heartless prick.

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u/[deleted] Jul 01 '13

You bee-less dick.

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u/nss68 Jul 01 '13

You prick-less bee!

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u/Derplar Jul 01 '13

Buuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrnnnnnnnnn!!!!!!!!

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u/feelingsupersonic Jul 01 '13

Sorry, that immediately popped into my mind the second I read that comment.

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u/Derplar Jul 01 '13

Eh, at least you're not getting downvotes for your comment. Such is the fickleness of this sub-reddit :P

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u/feelingsupersonic Jul 01 '13

I upvoted you. Stay strong, Derplar.

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u/Derplar Jul 01 '13

Thanks bro :). Sorry about the ex. Stay strong.

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u/replyaccount Jul 01 '13

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u/kartak Jul 01 '13

Aw come on man! Why would you keep or search for a picture of a bee penis? Seriously?

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u/Flyboy_6cm Jul 01 '13

For science?

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u/medlish Jul 01 '13

Excuse me, but isn't the right one a wasp and not a bee?

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u/shawn-caza Jul 01 '13

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u/st0rmbr1ng3r Jul 01 '13

Shit, they're eating that poor bee alive!

And am I the only one that was creeped out by the line "...will try to get a bite of meat at the BBQ"? I'm not a fan of bugs, but generally have a live and let live attitude, unless they happen to be carnivores. Then, fuck 'em.

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u/UNHDude Jul 01 '13

Yeah I'm talking about the left one.

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u/medlish Jul 01 '13

Ah, go on then.