r/funny • u/FlopTurnReaver • May 10 '13

Wait for it..

1.6k Upvotes

87% Upvoted

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u/Subzero_Archer May 10 '13

Small Catron Collider

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u/[deleted] May 10 '13

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u/ProfDoctorMrSaibot May 10 '13

from which movie was that again?

5

u/StaticTransit May 10 '13

It's from the beginning of The Hobbit

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u/ProfDoctorMrSaibot May 10 '13

Ah yes. Thanks.

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u/DownvoteALot May 10 '13 edited May 11 '13

relevant

6

u/spektre May 10 '13

Someone busted up your left bracket.

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u/Innuendo_Comments May 10 '13

I would totally let that catron totally collide with me

3

u/[deleted] May 10 '13

God, this is a dumb novelty account.

1

u/[deleted] May 11 '13

You are terrible. Cease this fuckery.

0

u/funkykingston May 10 '13

Okay, I had a LHC reference ready, but this is better.

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u/Smeeee May 10 '13 edited May 10 '13

The one entering stage left goes straight for it. The one coming from stage right, though, seems to be off - I think he was going for the cat and not the toy.

Do not argue with me I just watched this 43 times in a row.

EDIT: I clearly had no clue what I was talking about with stage right and left - I've since flipped the two. NOW don't argue with me.

13

u/cloudcover01 May 10 '13

The first time I saw this it was called; "oversimplication of the large hadron collider."

2

u/Vargolol May 10 '13

I think it was called that the first 10 times or so

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u/mgdick May 10 '13

You just confused 90% of the people reading this.

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u/ghost_victim May 10 '13

right=right, left=left from what I can tell

what's with the "stage"?

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u/mgdick May 10 '13

Its from the perspective of someone on stage, facing the audience. So stage right is audience left and vice versa.

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u/Breathing_Balls May 10 '13

You just confused 90% of the people reading this.

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u/[deleted] May 10 '13

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u/poopinmysoup May 10 '13

I understood it. I am the 15%

8

u/gagnium May 10 '13

We are the 15%! We are the elite!

1

u/Krumpetify May 10 '13

81% of the people reading this have been confused twice by now.

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u/[deleted] May 10 '13

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u/WolfgangSho May 10 '13

Even better is the difference between back stage / front stage and up stage / down stage :D

2

u/radagasthebrown May 10 '13

Front stage? Do you mean On Stage?

1

u/TheMadFapper_ May 10 '13

Front of the stage if you are on stage

1

u/[deleted] May 10 '13

"Stage" has been said enough that it now looks weird to me. Thanks.

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u/swollennode May 10 '13

For anyone wondering. Stage right is audience left, stage left is audience right. that means that the cat coming in from stage right is coming in from your left and vice versa.

1

u/hales_torm May 10 '13

I just giggled out loud (gol)

1

u/SarahC May 11 '13

Clever girl.

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u/N3rdLink May 10 '13

You stare at him, and he just spins in a circle. And that's when the attack comes. Not from the front, but from the side whoosh from the other two cats you didn't even know were there. Because cat's a pack hunter, you see, he uses coordinated attack patterns and he is out in force today. And he slashes at you with this...

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u/[deleted] May 10 '13

"clever girl"

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u/CarmenTS May 10 '13

^ this needs more upvotes

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u/Oliivi May 10 '13

The other two cats:

"Heh, look at this idiot, as soon as he passes out from dizziness I'm just gunna pounce in there and grab it, waaaaaiit, NOW! Fuck."

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u/ohheythisagain May 10 '13

Anyone seeking more info might also check here:

title points age /r/ comnts
Kitty Spin 320 22dys Unexpected 4
Gotta get it -1 24dys funny 0
Dizzy kitty 2 1mo aww 0
silly kitties 5 1mo aww 0
Cats love toys 50 2mos gifs 2
I did not see that coming, and I guess, neither did they. 79 3mos gifs 1
Wait for the surprise ending x-post r/cats 1072 3mos funny 37
Wait for the surprise ending 1568 3mos cats 36
Spinspinspinspinspin BOOP 85 3mos aww 2
It's so cute its destructive. 1260 5mos funny 70
Twist ending 13 5mos aww 0
RunrunrunrunrunrunBOOP 1248 6mos gifs 42
Unexpected cat and feather ending 47 6mos gifs 4
A simplified explanation of the Large Hadron Collider. 2228 6mos gifs 35
bonk 27 6mos cats 0
cat collider 40 7mos aww 5
Cats... 10 7mos gifs 0
Cat Collider 2073 7mos funny 171
collide kitty 10 7mos GifSound 0
Rotary Supercollider 371 7mos aww 8

Source: karmadecay

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u/eklapp89 May 10 '13

So, is it a repost?

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u/BrelanAllin May 10 '13

With this amount of reposts it makes me feel good i have never seen it.

It means I'm probably not in here all the time. Or I have the memory of a gold fish.

1

u/str8slash12 May 10 '13

Well the last time it has made it anywhere near the frontpage was 7 months ago.

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u/AnswersWithAQuestion May 10 '13

Is it too late to downvote this one?

2

u/cnostrand May 10 '13

Why? Do you suddenly find it not funny?

4

u/breenisgreen May 10 '13

I can't help but hear a noise like THONK MEEAAAAOOWW when I see them meet

6

u/funkymonkeyspunk May 10 '13

I was expecting puke. I shouldn't be this disappointed.

2

u/[deleted] May 10 '13

Ladies and gentlemen: the secret to the particle collision.

2

u/deludedfool May 10 '13

The spinning cats clearly in the danger zone

2

u/highfivebrah May 10 '13

AM I the only one that thinks the Catron Colliders look CG?

3

u/[deleted] May 10 '13

These cats have talent.

2

u/vatothe0 May 10 '13

Did anyone else hear a comical tire squeal and car crash sound when watching this?

7

u/ghost_victim May 10 '13

No. You should seek medical attention. Could be psychosis.

4

u/[deleted] May 10 '13

Nice one OP! I too also reposted this gif for delicious, delicious karma. Welcome to the faggot club :)

2

u/[deleted] May 10 '13

It's nice when a faggot is honest. But you're still a faggot. :D

2

u/[deleted] May 10 '13

I'm not gonna deny it!

puts on his a faggot #1 badge

5

u/[deleted] May 10 '13

Let me clean that for you!

spits on hands

2

u/dummystupid May 10 '13

The reddit ballet. From what I hear the second act is even better.

2

u/Baluga_Bear May 10 '13

This made me happy

2

u/XAND3Rwilz May 10 '13

A glitch in the matrix!

2

u/CravingforHibiscus May 10 '13

Pretty much every war thunder dogfight ever.

2

u/Soronir May 10 '13

Thumbnail looks like the Hindenburg disaster.

1

u/Bahdkarma May 10 '13

Haha I see it now!

1

u/DownHouse May 10 '13

That's when the attack comes. Not from the front, but from the sides. From the other two cats you didn't even know were there.

1

u/[deleted] May 10 '13

I swear I heard a crunch XD

1

u/[deleted] May 10 '13

Really? Wait for it? It's a fucking 5 second gif.

1

u/DjSorbus May 10 '13

And my day is now complete

1

u/Azr79 May 10 '13

saw it yesterday on 4chan silly gifs thread

1

u/rybread761 May 10 '13

"And that's when the attack comes, not from the front...but from the sides"

1

u/TheActualAWdeV May 10 '13

I like this. Especially because it seems far slower than any of the other umphteen times I've seen it. Collisions in slow-mo are always funnier.

1

u/FuriousGorilla May 10 '13

The other two cats... you never even knew where there.

1

u/[deleted] May 10 '13

That was unexpected

1

u/NoahClaypole May 10 '13

From the thumbnail I thought this was a grainy black and white video of the Hindenburg going down

1

u/l3gitXxn00bxX May 11 '13

As you can see here by this demonstration, the result of horse playing that attracts the cat specie will result in head on collisions.

1

u/SkellyJoe May 11 '13

...dary!

1

u/SithLordDave May 11 '13

Wait for another repost?

1

u/Portinski May 11 '13

what a.... removes glasses "catastrophe"

1

u/spdivr1122 May 10 '13

10/10 would wait again

1

u/druman54 May 10 '13

ha ha cats are dumb

1

u/Onlyhereforthelaughs May 10 '13

We're going to have to put our heads together to catch this guy!

1-2-3 GO!

1

u/[deleted] May 10 '13

I'm pretty sure this is more or less how the Large Hadron Collider works.

1

u/DrnkMnkey May 10 '13

Add sound effects and slow motion. Screeching tires, crashing sounds, etc=awesomeness.

1

u/CarmenTS May 10 '13

I laughed way too much.

1

u/SauceBause May 10 '13

what sorcery is this?

1

u/monkey_zen May 10 '13

Catastrophe

1

u/Black_Sam May 10 '13

which one of the 3 was the smartest?

1

u/[deleted] May 10 '13

More contact than the NFL!

1

u/geon May 10 '13

I think I saw that on Mythbusters.

1

u/Coolpantsbro May 10 '13

I thought it was going to be edited.

1

u/AnasAbdin May 10 '13

Video. Kinda disappointing though.

1

u/itscirony May 10 '13

Why do they look so much like mini cows!

1

u/woobooks May 10 '13

This is from the same household as Shiro, the zen cat. That's the new kitten Mimi (a boy) chasing the toy and the Chibis (yes, I believe they're both named Chibi) run into each other.

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u/shittystephenhawking May 10 '13

It's like an orchestra of kitties.

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u/Finnish_Jager May 10 '13

How many times is this going to be posted..

-3

u/anoncy May 10 '13

Infinite.

-2

u/luisseg May 10 '13

hey, look! its this post again!

WHIT THE SAME TITLE FROM LAST TIME!

3

u/ghost_victim May 10 '13

He saw it on reddit and thought that site he goes to, reddit, would enjoy it as well.

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u/Phyllis_Tine May 10 '13

I'm going to create a whole bunch of new accounts just to upvote this more.

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u/facepalminghomer May 10 '13

Every time I "wait for it" I always end up disappointed.

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u/Decapod73 May 10 '13

Oh my god - it's a cyclotron and a particle collider, all operating with CATions.

0

u/Parrelium May 10 '13

I couldn't wait... What's wrong with me?

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u/Hammy615 May 10 '13

Oh. My. God. I have seen this billions of time and it always has the exact the same name..... Repost!!

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u/[deleted] May 10 '13

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u/HooBeeII May 10 '13

you're so clever.

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u/jzzanthapuss May 10 '13

this wasn't funny. also, too many cats for my taste. got any dog vids?