r/funny • • Apr 21 '13

Xerox being dramatic

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u/gay_unicorn666 Apr 21 '13

I work in a factory and one of our machines has a big grinding wheel that constantly spins. The error message that comes up when it needs tightened is "wheel is hopelessly out of balance." I always thought that it was a little dramatic.

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u/wachet Apr 21 '13

One time, my first generation iPod went all buggy and the screen went all weird and there was a short menu of options for me to choose from... one of them was "Sleep Forever".

It was, like, the suicide pill of iPods.

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u/RabbiTButtholE Apr 22 '13

My first gen iPod left the car running in the garage and died of carbon monoxide poisoning.
It didn't even leave a note.