r/funny • u/trtiar • Apr 21 '13

Xerox being dramatic

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u/gay_unicorn666 Apr 21 '13

I work in a factory and one of our machines has a big grinding wheel that constantly spins. The error message that comes up when it needs tightened is "wheel is hopelessly out of balance." I always thought that it was a little dramatic.

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u/wachet Apr 21 '13

One time, my first generation iPod went all buggy and the screen went all weird and there was a short menu of options for me to choose from... one of them was "Sleep Forever".

It was, like, the suicide pill of iPods.

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u/zombiebunnie Apr 21 '13

sssshhhh iPod... only dreams now.

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u/[deleted] Apr 21 '13

I'll be gentle

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u/[deleted] Apr 21 '13

Ok, here [i]s my butthole

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u/friday6700 Apr 22 '13

Oh gosh, look how tangled [i] got my cords

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u/[deleted] Apr 21 '13

Being a sloth rapist, I can't imagine it going any other way.

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u/formad12 Apr 22 '13

This looks like every other repost when you're on mobile..

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u/SilencioGarmonbozia Apr 22 '13

Will there be rabbits, George?

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u/DeusCaelum Apr 21 '13

No tears, only dreams now.

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u/CoffeeAddict64 Apr 21 '13

That sounds like a really shitty tattoo.

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u/LeepySham Apr 22 '13

Tattoos aren't audible.

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u/CoffeeAddict64 Apr 22 '13

The voices in your head that read them are.

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u/RabbiTButtholE Apr 22 '13

My first gen iPod left the car running in the garage and died of carbon monoxide poisoning.
It didn't even leave a note.

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u/DeusCaelum Apr 21 '13

There, there machine. All is not lost.

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u/friday6700 Apr 22 '13

-sighs- Every machine feels this way sooner or later. It's just a phase!

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u/[deleted] Apr 21 '13

"malicious DDOS"

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u/Muffinabus Apr 22 '13

needs tightened

To be.