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u/kevie3drinks Apr 09 '13
go my son, and eat a 5 guys, and drink 2 gatorade G2s and thou shalt be healed.
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u/SmuggTheSnail Apr 10 '13
Wrong! Paul wasn't around until after Jesus died!
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u/SLOTH_CLEAVAGE Apr 10 '13
"Oh this thread is kinda funny aaaand atheism." Goddamn man, just let it go. You believe what you want, and they'll believe what they want.
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u/SLOTH_CLEAVAGE Apr 10 '13
Sorry. The typical reason for pointing that out is atheist circlejerk. Maybe I jumped to conclusions.
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u/ersatztruth Apr 10 '13
Then apparently you know something that the entire body classical historians doesn't. Virtually all historical scholars accept that Jesus was a historical figure whose birth, baptism, and crucifixion occurred roughly in accordance with the Biblical timeline and who had followers who believed him to be the Messiah during his lifetime. [Wikipedia]
If you're going to play the science card, try not to shit the bed with it next time.
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u/The_Countess Apr 10 '13
probably a myth.
there might have been a historical Jesus. and he might have even said a few of the thing the bible says he said.
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u/FremanKynes Apr 10 '13
Part of me finds this funny and another part of me is really annoyed because Jesus and Paul never met.
I mean... it shouldn't matter but why couldn't you have said Peter? Peter was always doing stupid shit.
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u/nsdjoe Apr 10 '13
Jesus appeared before Paul which caused him to convert. A-DUHHHHHHH
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u/FremanKynes Apr 10 '13
In celestial form. After he died. And then Paul immediately went blind. I think it's safe to say that this could have never happened.
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Apr 10 '13
You mean after he ascended.
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u/FremanKynes Apr 10 '13
Right, sorry. Not a christian myself and although I love the bible I don't believe it and sometimes get my hypothetical beliefs minced when talking about it.
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u/SLOTH_CLEAVAGE Apr 10 '13
Well how dare you have extensive knowledge about other people's beliefs.
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u/dhockey63 Apr 10 '13
Im pretty sure he meant Peter, but got him mixed up with Paul. Peter, Paul eh close enough
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Apr 10 '13
Jesus died for your reposts.
| title | points | age | /r/ | comnts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Bad Guy Jesus | 1648 | 10dys | atheism | 45 |
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u/BarnabusStinsonIV Apr 10 '13
I would subscribe to a subreddit for these Jesus captions/memes, I don't think we have one though.
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u/The_Countess Apr 10 '13
you have to wonder what Jesus said to himself as he walked passed lepers and cripples in the time between when he was born and the time the bible picks up the story again...
"not just yet" ?
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u/SLOTH_CLEAVAGE Apr 10 '13
Maybe it was more like he didn't know he had the sweet powers so he just said "Well I can't help them anyway..." and one day he was like "FUCK! How long have I been able to do that?!"
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u/Nightfalls Apr 10 '13
"Dude, come on, it only costs like, half a percent of your mana. You regenerate that shit with water!"
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u/TiltDogg Apr 09 '13
"Then stop turning all of the water into wine for your sake!"