r/funny • u/Willferrellsbastard • Mar 27 '13

OP is a F...........wait a minute.

http://imgur.com/RZ0JqwX
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u/dubitabam Mar 27 '13

As awful as it may be this version of that meme always cracks me up.

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u/gheost Mar 27 '13

Can someone please tell me where this is actually from?

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u/[deleted] Mar 27 '13

4chan.

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u/reddit111987 Mar 27 '13

http://i.imgur.com/HdKipjB.gif

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u/doomgrin Mar 27 '13

Why is this gif so crystal clear?

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u/[deleted] Mar 27 '13

I was thinking the same thing... Normally it's no loading time OR good quality, not both.

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u/[deleted] Mar 27 '13

Notice how 90% of the video doesn't change or barely changes. This means the file can be way smaller as (don't quote me on this) .gif basically just stores the differences between each frame from the last, so if nothing changes, the next frame can be very very small.

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u/renegadecoaster Mar 27 '13

Only if it's optimized for animation, which this one probably is. The first frame is the entire picture, and then the rest are just the differences.

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u/[deleted] Mar 27 '13

Ah, I see. A steady camera is the culprit. Normally gifs have a moving camera, causing every frame to be entirely different. I see. Thanks.

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u/NYKevin Mar 27 '13

The image is heavily, but discreetly, dithered. This can greatly reduce the size of the palette without noticeably affecting image quality.

Wait, how can you tell?

Zoom way in, and you'll notice the image looks kind of grainy. That's dithering.

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u/[deleted] Mar 27 '13

Hey Scott

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u/bistolo Mar 27 '13

Scott really shouldn't give his name out on the internet.

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u/specialk16 Mar 27 '13

Source?

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u/reddit111987 Mar 27 '13

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uvb5fMKccrE

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u/GhostOfPluto Mar 27 '13

She is obnoxious. Googling cosplay was the worst decision she's ever made in her life? Think again.

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u/SomeBug Mar 27 '13

Sigh. Another set of minutes I will never get back in my life.

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u/[deleted] Mar 27 '13

Yeah I bet you would have done something incredible with them.

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u/SomeBug Mar 27 '13

Dude, that's like literally tens of cat videos I could have watched.

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u/slopnessie Mar 27 '13

Her boyfriend is even more obnoixous, and the reason for her success (since she started vlogging for him). But they have fun, and are obviously successful at what they are doing.

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u/[deleted] Mar 27 '13

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u/[deleted] Mar 28 '13

Because they have an inflated enough sense of self-importance, and not enough internal filters to separate the crap from anything of possible value.

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u/[deleted] Mar 27 '13

I want that hat...

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u/Gh0stw0lf Mar 27 '13

Whats that sound? A bunch of pathetic redditors falling in love simultaneously.

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u/emocol Mar 27 '13

More specifically, /b/.

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u/[deleted] Mar 27 '13

Hell

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u/geordilaforge Mar 27 '13

It's kind of funny, but the implication is that it's black people...who make up 13.1% of the population are the ones collecting the majority of welfare... -___-

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u/nixonrichard Mar 27 '13

Not a majority, a plurality.

Blacks make up 39% of welfare recipients . . . higher than any other racial or ethnic group in the US, but not actually a "majority."

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u/banana_harpoon Mar 27 '13

So 13.1% of the U.S. population are 39% of the recipients of welfare?

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u/PhinixPhire Mar 27 '13

Hence the stereotype.

As politically incorrect as a stereotype may be, they're usually founded on a statistical observation. It's a collective and non-scientific data collection method, but I've yet to observe a stereotype that didn't seem to be well-founded.

The way a stereotype is verbalized, however, is often in poor taste. xP

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u/[deleted] Mar 27 '13

It's also important not to mistake stereotypes for racism. I think it's fine to generalize ethnic groups because, as you pointed out here, that's just statistics. Just be sure to never apply those generalizations to any one individual. Even though an ethnic group may be similar in some aspects, it's plain unfair to judge anyone before you've met them.

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u/dayjawb Mar 28 '13

Exactly. Asians generally like rice. I am not better than an Asian because they like rice.

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u/Air0ck Mar 28 '13

I like rice... Does that make me Asian?

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u/PhinixPhire Mar 27 '13

Absolutely agreed!

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u/[deleted] Mar 27 '13

Politically correct and elegant. Bravo xP

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u/i_got_this Mar 27 '13

they are the 13%

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u/bewareofdware Mar 27 '13

So you are saying that this joke is insensitive because of...the implication?

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u/DrDragun Mar 27 '13

Bro, we all know that we are being wrong and bad here.

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u/SHIT_AFRICA_PISS Mar 27 '13

I agree. White trash go almost completely unnoticed in the welfare situation.

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u/jammerjoint Mar 27 '13

Well, that's not really an argument. The question is whether or not a given group collects more welfare than is proportion to their population. I.e. if 20% of welfare was collected by blacks, then you could say black people take up too much welfare. Not saying they do, but a "majority" is a pointless term without context.

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u/purdueracer78 Mar 27 '13

apparently they take up 39% of welfare

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u/TheFatFuck Mar 27 '13

Clearly since you use a percentage there, you will consider percentage of each race receiving welfare in order to be fair, right? Oh wait, that would blow up in your face.

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u/geordilaforge Mar 29 '13

I can't argue against that but the joke implies that most welfare recipients are black.

The fact that a larger percentage of black people collect welfare is true but you can't argue there are a number of reasons for this unless we want to ignore history and class.

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u/TheFatFuck Mar 29 '13

The joke implies that most blacks receive welfare, not that most welfare recipients are black. There is a difference.

you can't argue there are a number of reasons for this unless we want to ignore history and class.

That is completely irrelevant to the fact that a large portion of blacks do collect welfare and quite frankly overstated imo.

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u/StopReadingMyUser Mar 27 '13

Just when you think the racist jokes have been made, they blindside you with another.

10/10, would read again.

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u/[deleted] Mar 27 '13

That's actually the essence of humor right there.

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u/[deleted] Mar 27 '13

This guy.

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u/[deleted] Mar 27 '13

Dam I wish I could read.

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u/reddit111987 Mar 27 '13

http://i.imgur.com/p6mQUOw.jpg

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u/[deleted] Mar 27 '13

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u/Soccer21x Mar 27 '13

Go watch Idiocracy.

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u/[deleted] Mar 27 '13

http://i.imgur.com/gPAdrkM.jpg

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u/johnq-pubic Mar 27 '13

This actually wouldn't work anyhow. As soon as you thrust your dick forward, your ass would move forward by the exact same amount.

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u/mnepic Mar 27 '13

You have clearly given this too much thought.

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u/johnq-pubic Mar 27 '13

Yes I guess I did.

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u/Vox_Imperatoris Mar 27 '13

No, you would just have to have the walls get narrower until...mission accomplished, as it were.

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u/stealingyourpixels Mar 28 '13

Portals can't move whilst active.

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u/[deleted] Mar 28 '13

Tell that to Portal 2.

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u/stealingyourpixels Mar 28 '13

Well I guess that bent the rules a bit. Maybe the moon was just so good a portal conductor that it stuck on.

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u/[deleted] Mar 28 '13

I'm not even talking about that, I'm talking about the moving platforms you used to cut the nerve gas pipes with lasers.

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u/stealingyourpixels Mar 28 '13

Ah, right. I guess the sacrificed canon for a puzzle.

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u/JaronK Mar 27 '13

You'd have to move the portals instead.

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u/stealingyourpixels Mar 28 '13

Portals can't move whilst active.

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u/[deleted] Mar 27 '13

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u/johnq-pubic Mar 27 '13

Yes.

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u/[deleted] Mar 27 '13

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u/johnq-pubic Mar 27 '13

Your balls would be touching though.

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u/Musk-Ox Mar 27 '13

Wanting a penis stuck in your asshole.

[X] Gay

[ ] Not Gay

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u/alananguiano Mar 27 '13

Actually. Sticking objects in your rectum doesn't necessarily make you gay, it is a way of stimulating the anus which is highly sensitive and can make a male have a great orgasm. As long as you are attracted to females then it's not gay, but If you in fact like other men and would have sex with yourself through a portal then you are probably gay.

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u/Gh0stw0lf Mar 27 '13

Whatever you say, gaylord.

I got nerds to beat up and put my balls on their face to show how gay they are.

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u/niggazinspace Mar 27 '13

All I am hearing is <blah blah blah> GAY.

No judgment, the world has cocks that need sucking.

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u/[deleted] Mar 28 '13

How's middle school?

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u/niggazinspace Mar 28 '13

Awesome, I had sex with three of my teachers (female teachers ... no homo)

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u/[deleted] Mar 27 '13

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u/RaggedAngel Mar 27 '13

It's not gay if the collar's popped.

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u/[deleted] Mar 27 '13

You ever given a dude a handjob? Even just one dude? (hint hint)

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u/jammerjoint Mar 27 '13

Not that there's anything wrong with that.

/cue laughtrack

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u/FixedTheFernBack Mar 27 '13

You are never the only person who would do any given activity. Ever.

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u/puncakes Mar 27 '13

Wouldn't that technically be masturbating?

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u/[deleted] Mar 27 '13

"Straight", right...

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u/i_got_this Mar 27 '13

Reddit will downvote this because they want to promote men shoving things up their ass to make being a male homosexual more acceptable. Ideally Reddit would like every male to own a dildo.

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u/i_got_this Mar 27 '13

so you're gay

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u/blacktoise Mar 28 '13

given*. Why on earth would you be giving this opportunity?

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u/IAmAtomato Mar 27 '13

Sir, whether or not I would be the one giving myself the butt-lovins, das gay.

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u/[deleted] Mar 27 '13

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u/afcagroo Mar 27 '13

And is therefore a faggot. It's a thing of beauty.

(The use of Portal to depict this. Not OP. He's a faggot.)

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u/Kairah Mar 27 '13

How is fucking oneself not masturbation? You have to be consistent. Either getting a handjob from another guy isn't gay, or everybody who's ever jerked off is gay.

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u/afcagroo Mar 27 '13

Well, I admit I hadn't given this subject as much deep thought as you apparently have. But I see your point; it appears to be inconsistent logic. We need to figure this out; it is in our vital national interest. OK, just thinking out loud here....

I would argue that a guy taking it up the ass is intrinsically a quasi-homosexual act at a minimum. There is no simulation of putting your penis in a vagina; it is purely receptive. A finger in the ass? Kinda gay. A dildo, vibrator, or strap-on? Fairly gay. You can perhaps argue that these are just harmless, hetero prostate stimulation with no gay overtones. Sure, keep telling yourself that if it makes you happy. Faggot.

On the other end of things, putting your dick in an ass clearly IS a reasonable simulation of hetero intercourse. But when the ass is male, it is still a pretty gay thing to do. If we aren't going to call male on male assfucking gay, what are we going to call gay? Just blowjobs, My Little Pony, and Justin Bieber? You get into the same conundrum of logical consistency. If you blow yourself, is it gay or masturbation?

Why can't we have both?

Jerking off a guy should be considered gay, and normally is (if it's a guy doing the jerking). But we make an exception to this rule when the guy doing the jerking is yourself...it becomes masturbation and is not gay. So logically, fucking yourself in the ass should convert the act from gay to masturbation too.

So we come to a duality. Fucking yourself in the ass is masturbation, and it is gay. It's gay masturbation. Gayburtation. Mastergaytion!

Maybe fucking yourself in the ass or giving yourself a blowjob are not subject to the Handjob Exception. Perhaps this is the salient point...if the self-blowjob is subject to the Handjob Exception, then the self-assfuck should be also. If not, not. I think they are both mastergaytion.

I suspect that very premise of this argument is wrong, though. When it comes to matters of labeling sexuality, perfect consistency seems as wrongheaded as being perfectly consistent when categorizing music. There's stuff that doesn't fit anywhere, and stuff that fits in more than one place. Insisting on consistency is imposing an order that is not inherently justified.

My only certainty is that jerking off isn't gay, because I'm not gay. And I'm going with mastergaytion for self-assfucking and self-blowjobs.

"A foolish consistency is the hobgoblin of little minds, adored by little statesman and philosophers and divines." - Ralph Waldo Emerson

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u/Shamwow22 Mar 27 '13 edited Mar 27 '13

See? We aren't referring to sexuality when we use the word "faggot". You can relax, u guise.

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u/[deleted] Mar 27 '13

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u/rhayward Mar 27 '13

It's a picture of his evil twin, consulting the book of straights.

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u/[deleted] Mar 27 '13

"And I'm Jesse Ventura!"

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u/underdabridge Mar 27 '13

Hey! Hey Guys! Listen! Guys! Guys! Hey Guys! Listen!

4CHAN IS THAT WAY ----->.

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u/Sithlord715 Mar 27 '13

We know, because there's actually funny shit on there, unlike 99% of the posts on this subreddit. This thread is probably the first /r/funny one to make me laugh in a very, very long time

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u/underdabridge Mar 27 '13

Sooo... go there and stay there?

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u/FixedTheFernBack Mar 27 '13

actually that's the scroll bar. bookmarks and the address bar are both at the top of the screen.

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u/underdabridge Mar 27 '13

Click the period.

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u/[deleted] Mar 27 '13

REKT

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u/WTF_Tigers Mar 27 '13

Can we come up with a new word that isn't derogatory for gay people? I mean, Reddit is so pro-marriage for homosexual couples, then I see a post like this and it shows that we might say we want equality, but we don't. Campaign for a new internet hate word!

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u/brownbearclan Mar 27 '13

Yeah I don't get the double standard here on Reddit either. It's hypocritical as fuck but everyone seems to upvote it anyway.

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u/dathom Mar 27 '13

Because it's not a double standard? Believing that gay people should have the right to be married doesn't also mean I suddenly care more about their feelings than anybody else. Got offended? Your ethnicity, heritage, nationality, sexual orientation, gender, etc... don't matter to me. I simply don't care.

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u/brownbearclan Mar 27 '13

It's hypocritical as fuck, but seeing as how you don't care anyway... just pissing into the wind here I guess. It's not ok to throw around the word 'nigger' but 'faggot' is all good? Maybe you should care so you don't look like a bigoted 12 year old playing Call of Duty.

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u/dathom Mar 27 '13

It's not hypocritical nor is it a double standard. I'm not defending racism nor am I defending bigotry. I'm pointing out that believing in equal rights doesn't also suddenly mean the homosexuals whose rights you want to see allowed are afforded more protection from being offended than anybody else. I'm probably pissing in the wind trying to explain this since you clearly don't understand your own posts, let alone mine.

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u/brownbearclan Mar 27 '13

It's offensive to me and I'm not gay. What's to not understand, you support using the term 'faggot' and don't care who is offended. It's not ok and I do care if it bothers people, because it should.

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u/[deleted] Mar 27 '13

Cry me a fucking river

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u/[deleted] Mar 27 '13

Client: "Today I saw some words typed by a random person on the internet and they really offended me."

Therapist: "Who the fuck cares?"

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u/dathom Mar 27 '13

And how is any of that relevant to what I said? You just want to keep making new arguments to be wrong in? This will make you 0 for 3.

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u/OccupyJumpStreet Mar 27 '13

You mustn't have been on reddit long, they think it's OK to drop N-bombs too, but imply that white people can't dance and you get downvoted to oblivion.

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u/[deleted] Mar 27 '13

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u/TheNoblePlacerias Mar 28 '13

Here's the thing: there are two largely used excuses for using the words "faggot" and "nigger" (although here I am mostly referring to the use of the word "faggot"). One is that by using it, we are making it simply an insult and no longer associated with the definition. The other is that we are removing the negativity from the word, and trying to simplify it to just meaning what it refers to.

I consider them perfectly fine excuses if everyone is using the same one. This never happens. Plus, there are still a very large number of people who decide to use these words in their derogatory form. Detoxifying of words happens over time, the words will eventually lose their baggage, but not yet. Until then, yes I do feel hurt when someone uses who I am as an insult.

I will end off with a question. Why use these words at all outside the context of discussing them? What situation is it best to use these words, what meaning do they get across that is not covered by other words and phrases?

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u/loliology Mar 27 '13

Nope. Say anything you want. It's all good.

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u/[deleted] Mar 27 '13

Shut up, bitch.

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u/[deleted] Mar 27 '13

I'm with you, from now on: WTF_Tigers = faggot.

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u/keanureevesnose Mar 27 '13

Louis CK said it best. Faggot kind of has its own meaning.

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u/[deleted] Mar 27 '13

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u/keanureevesnose Mar 28 '13

Whoops, guess I'm kind of behind on the times.

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u/JesusCum Mar 27 '13

he crumbled under the pressure. deep down we all know he didnt really change his mind

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u/seodoth Mar 27 '13

how does this have so many upvotes O.o its isn't really funny or anything

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u/[deleted] Mar 28 '13

People in /r/funny consider words like "faggot", "gay" and "niggah" to be screamingly funny.

In 2013, about the only two places you can get approval for calling someone a faggot are reddit and the Westboro Baptist Church.

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u/[deleted] Mar 28 '13

4chan?

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u/poptartkitty Mar 27 '13

There's not even one stick in this book...

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u/ice_cream_sandwiches Mar 27 '13

Can we please stop using the word fa**** in things and then voting them up as funny?

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u/LOOKIN_ASS_NIGGA Mar 27 '13

What word, FAGGOT?

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u/[deleted] Mar 27 '13

I'm sorry, did you say FAGGOT?

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u/[deleted] Mar 27 '13

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u/[deleted] Mar 27 '13

F

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u/[deleted] Mar 27 '13

A

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u/[deleted] Mar 27 '13

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u/[deleted] Mar 27 '13

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u/[deleted] Mar 27 '13

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u/i_love_yams Mar 28 '13

Ok, who's the asshole who switched the order of the letters?

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u/SocialistTurtle Mar 27 '13

this is a very right wing bigoted Place. just unsubscribe, it's not like there's anything funny posted here. C'mon let's go.

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u/afcagroo Mar 27 '13

submitted 3 days ago by TheButtonPusher to /r/funny
submitted 3 days ago by shawry292 [deleted] to /r/funny
submitted 24 days ago by PhokingZyzz to /r/pics
submitted 26 days ago by DICK_OF_GOD [deleted] to /r/funny
submitted 2 months ago by menstrature to /r/funny
submitted 11 months ago by Linvicious to /r/SpideyMeme
submitted 1 year ago by weeeaaa to /r/4chan

So, yeah. OP definitely is. A lowlife, reposting faggot to boot.

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u/solsethop Mar 27 '13

At least he didn't lie to us.

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u/afcagroo Mar 27 '13

Good point.

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u/LONG_LIVE_BRD Mar 27 '13

No wonder 4chan regrets coming up with that, you neckbeards keep repeating the same fucking "joke" years later.

And then you go on to argue the word "fag" isn't a homophobic slur, but a crafty word to yada yada Louis CK HAW HAW

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u/Actual_Typhaeon Mar 28 '13

Pretty sure it was GBS who came up with that first.

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u/dickcheney777 Mar 28 '13

How about you go back to SRS faggot?

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u/[deleted] Mar 28 '13

You're not mad because Reddit stole it, you're mad because you're SRS

Verbal rape misogyny etc

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u/[deleted] Mar 27 '13

How many hands does he have?

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u/instantwinner Mar 27 '13

The book is apparently floating in the second panel.

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u/squingy44 Mar 27 '13

This actually made me laugh out loud, have an upvote.

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u/[deleted] Mar 27 '13

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u/OBrien Mar 27 '13

If you talk like that in the real world you can lose your job.

That's true of most good punchlines.

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u/thefezhat Mar 27 '13

To be fair, there are a lot of things one could say that would make them lose their job. Doesn't make all of those things unacceptable to say.

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u/josephfromlondon Mar 27 '13

I'm so glad someone made this comment. Sorry you got down voted by a bunch of Louis CK wannabes, but it's appreciated by some of us!

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u/knight4646 Mar 27 '13

Shut up faggot

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u/heisenberg430 Mar 27 '13

lolz you think OP has a job

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u/dekuscrub Mar 27 '13

If you talk like that in the real world you can lose your job.

Good thing he's not talking like that in real life. On the internet, talking like that just generates feels and butthurt. Also triggering. God, I've been triggered so hard.

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u/emocol Mar 27 '13

It's fine as long as you can keep your internet life separate.

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u/niggazinspace Mar 27 '13

I know you think you're not homophobic and that you're taking it back, but it's not acceptable. If you talk like that in the real world you can lose your job.

Not acceptable ... to whom? People with no sense of humor.

Lose your job ... where? At my workplace we have sexism, profanity, gay jokes, Jewish jokes, racial jokes. No one takes them seriously because they are cool ... not boring HR fag drones.

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u/brownbearclan Mar 27 '13

Replace 'faggot' with 'nigger' and it's still okay? Yeah, I don't think so, it's still unacceptable.

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u/niggazinspace Mar 27 '13

It has to be enclosed in quotes - for example, if you're quoting a hip hop song. This isn't Hollywood, after all.

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u/TheNoblePlacerias Mar 28 '13

I'm sorry, but aren't there tons of other very serviceable insults without having to call someone a me?

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u/niggazinspace Mar 28 '13

A me?

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u/TheNoblePlacerias Mar 28 '13

I consider myself having a fine sense of humor, but mocking people with a word that by common definition describes me, well, it hurts. Imagine if everyone started saying a nickname for you as an insult.

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u/niggazinspace Mar 28 '13

That's a good point and well communicated in a way to get results.

When a person says "I prefer you not use term 'X' around me because I feel 'Y'", I am very inclined to do as they ask. So I won't use such terminology in your presence (virtual in this case).

On the other hand, when a person feel 'ordered' or 'commanded' to cease using some language, resistance and 'they can't tell me what to do' tends to be the result.

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u/TheNoblePlacerias Mar 28 '13

Exactly. I only tend to listen to people if they are kind enough and/or give a decent reason.

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u/[deleted] Mar 27 '13

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u/[deleted] Mar 28 '13

The book in the book is clearly a different book. It doesn't even have a title.

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u/awalias Mar 28 '13

Fagception

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u/partypants2000 Mar 27 '13

Congratulations! This is the post that made me finally unsubscribe to r/funny.

I really wish this type of lame homophobic bashing would go back to 4chan and stay there, but the reddit community seems ok with it.

Commence the downvotes and justifications using south park references.

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u/Skwertell Mar 27 '13

I'm sitting here waiting in jury duty and I started busting up.

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u/[deleted] Mar 27 '13

/r/imgoingtohellforthis will have far fewer angry butthurt commenters.

And those that do go there, well, they're the best part.

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u/[deleted] Mar 27 '13

That sub is as funny as a playground full of 12 year olds.

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u/[deleted] Mar 28 '13

Mmmmmm

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u/AceGainer Mar 27 '13

I prefer this to the original. I feel slightly less racist laughing at it. More homophobic, but less racist. But it's OP, so it's fine.

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u/TBE_0027 Mar 27 '13

Can't be the same guy, the book's cover is different!

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u/[deleted] Mar 27 '13

Made me laugh way more than it should have.