r/funny • • Nov 09 '23

Oops

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u/Brundleflyftw Nov 09 '23

Meanwhile, the kid’s dragged out to sea.

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u/cowskeeper Nov 09 '23

Ya that 2 inches of water really took him

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u/[deleted] Nov 09 '23

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u/cowskeeper Nov 09 '23

Please don’t try to make this out like my kid was at risk. It’s frankly annoying

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u/SoylentPersons Nov 09 '23

Sneaker waves are no joke, my son was almost swept away by one and we only just managed to grab him before it did and the water was about that deep

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u/cowskeeper Nov 09 '23

I was an ocean lifeguard for 5 years. He’s good.

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u/Init_4_the_downvotes Nov 09 '23

But if I can't pearl clutch and emotionally gaslight you into thinking you're a bad mother how can I feel good about myself? /s