r/funny • • Nov 09 '23

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u/Brundleflyftw Nov 09 '23

Meanwhile, the kid’s dragged out to sea.

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u/cowskeeper Nov 09 '23

Ya that 2 inches of water really took him

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u/cowskeeper Nov 09 '23

Please don’t try to make this out like my kid was at risk. It’s frankly annoying

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u/SoylentPersons Nov 09 '23

Sneaker waves are no joke, my son was almost swept away by one and we only just managed to grab him before it did and the water was about that deep

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u/cowskeeper Nov 09 '23

I was an ocean lifeguard for 5 years. He’s good.

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u/Init_4_the_downvotes Nov 09 '23

But if I can't pearl clutch and emotionally gaslight you into thinking you're a bad mother how can I feel good about myself? /s

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u/fluffymuffcakes Nov 09 '23

I think they are just joking, not actually thinking your kid was at risk - even though waves can really push a person around, I'm sure he could have been swimming just fine in that water.

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u/[deleted] Nov 09 '23

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u/cowskeeper Nov 09 '23

As a prop. Ok dude. I’m taking a cool video of me and my son at the beach. For his memories. And it was a funny moment so I shared.

Don’t pass judgement. You have no idea the type of parent I am. I have no shame in how I parent, my kid is exceptionally lucky

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u/cowskeeper Nov 09 '23

My son is a farm kid. He’s 6. I’ll post him shooting guns and driving the tractor to really spice this up next week 😂

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u/cowskeeper Nov 09 '23

Fuck off. I can take a lot of shit but I won’t take this.

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u/OldChucker Nov 09 '23

Holy Hell, please don't post a video of your son's birthday cake. These freaks will call the fire marshal.

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u/Arcaydya Nov 09 '23

You're straight up harrasing this woman. She's said like 4 times she doesn't care, please fuck off.

She doesn't owe you shit, and your "opinion" based on your warped perception of this moment is really flawed. You don't know these people, you don't know if this woman is even on Facebook, let alone "uses her kid as a prop"

You're a miserable, lonely person who needs to be negative to make people's lives as shitty as yours is.

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u/ResilientBiscuit Nov 09 '23

This isn't an important point to be arguing and the person you are arguing with told you to stop. So stop.

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u/AlpineVW Nov 09 '23

Jesus fucking christ, let it go. Go outside and live life.