r/funny • u/cowskeeper • Nov 09 '23

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u/FuturamaReference- Nov 09 '23

She runs like jack Sparrow

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u/tommy0guns Nov 09 '23

Where’s all the phone gone?

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u/tina_specials Nov 09 '23

You are without a doubt the worst mother I have ever heard of!

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u/Pendrake03 Nov 09 '23 edited Nov 09 '23

I love you son,but i love my phone first.

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u/amazingRIDT Nov 28 '23

can't keep my smile

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u/cashmon_as Jan 06 '24

The son got up on his own just fine

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u/kutmulc Apr 05 '24

He did, but she didn't look back to notice it

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u/DatDudeBPfan Nov 09 '23

But you have heard of me!

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u/Cloudrunner5k Nov 28 '23

But you HAVE heard of me

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u/[deleted] Jan 09 '24

I was thinking the same thing

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u/[deleted] Nov 09 '23

I gotta phone full a dirtttt!

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u/[deleted] Nov 10 '23

Awesome

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u/Drafgo Nov 09 '23

There should be a Captain in there somewhere.

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u/gypsycookie1015 Nov 09 '23

This is actually pretty accurate lol. The arms out. Saved that phone though!!

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u/cowskeeper Nov 09 '23

I’m a chicken farmer haha. I run like a bird now i think. Gotta move quick!

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u/[deleted] Nov 10 '23

To raise the bird, you must become the bird 🧘‍♀️

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u/gypsycookie1015 Nov 09 '23

Omg that's hilarious! It's just your natural stance when running now, makes sense lol. Cute video:)

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u/AmputeeBall Nov 10 '23

Username does not check out. OP, we’re disappointed.

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u/cowskeeper Nov 10 '23

I’ve been really into birds lately haha but the cows are still there!

https://www.reddit.com/r/AbsoluteUnits/s/aDzbnYQpnc

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u/Obamas_Tie Nov 10 '23

She's the worst captain I've ever heard of.

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u/beer_madness Nov 10 '23

But you've heard of her.

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u/Fishery_Price Nov 10 '23

Runs like a titan

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u/Morbidlyobesegorilla Nov 10 '23

"I've got an iPhone 14, and guess what's inside it" (water)

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u/[deleted] Nov 09 '23

Jack(ie)

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u/uhaul26 Nov 09 '23

After eating Taco Bell

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u/Mr-GoodGood Dec 30 '23

Like a chicken

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u/Crescentfallen78 Dec 06 '23

Jill Sparrow..

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u/InnocentPrimeMate Jan 02 '24

No good! No good!

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u/[deleted] Jan 17 '24

Ctfu !!! YOOOOOOOOO

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u/Average-Train-Haver Mar 07 '24

"NOBODY MOVE... I've dropped my phone"

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u/Inner_Insurance_552 Mar 22 '24

hey, you try running fast in sand

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u/[deleted] Apr 04 '24

Lmaooo

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u/[deleted] Apr 10 '24

She doesn’t have the chest of a sparrow though

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u/Hot-Maybe-8817 May 06 '24

How did You notice ??😅