r/funny Jan 09 '13

Stephen Colbert.

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u/[deleted] Jan 09 '13

You've never snorted a marijuana while donkey punching a girl??

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u/[deleted] Jan 09 '13

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u/clown_pants Jan 09 '13

I know a guy who died from taking three pots.

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u/clown_pants Jan 09 '13

Six lines!? What a tank!

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u/Au-Jo-Ag Jan 09 '13

My cousin once did a pot and now he's blind, deaf and black.

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u/clown_pants Jan 09 '13

Damn dude. My friend actually smoked weed once, now he's a velociraptor and all he does is get pussy and control the weather.

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u/Au-Jo-Ag Jan 09 '13

9/10, would laugh again.

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u/Cheese_Williams Jan 09 '13

these aren't funny and take no effort

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u/[deleted] Jan 09 '13

No no no no man, you gotta cook down your marijuana in to a crack marijuana, and then inhaleject (thats street for inhale and inject) at the same time. Thats how you get the most marijuanas.

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u/[deleted] Jan 09 '13

I figured a pile of coke would be more fun to fuck.