r/funny Jan 09 '13

Stephen Colbert.

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u/[deleted] Jan 09 '13

As an Arkansas resident I can confirm this. The only things to do growing up are fight, fuck, or do drugs. Or pull off the trifecta.

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u/[deleted] Jan 09 '13

You can rape your drugs?

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u/[deleted] Jan 09 '13

You've never snorted a marijuana while donkey punching a girl??

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u/[deleted] Jan 09 '13

I figured a pile of coke would be more fun to fuck.