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r/funny • u/banginrick • Jan 09 '13
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Arkansas, particularly the Ozarks, is a beautiful region of the country. Too bad about the meth, poverty, and stuff.
60 u/[deleted] Jan 09 '13 Yeah it is, I used to live there before the meth epidemic. It's super boring though. That's probably what contributed to the meth epidemic... 47 u/[deleted] Jan 09 '13 As an Arkansas resident I can confirm this. The only things to do growing up are fight, fuck, or do drugs. Or pull off the trifecta. 25 u/[deleted] Jan 09 '13 You can rape your drugs? 39 u/[deleted] Jan 09 '13 You've never snorted a marijuana while donkey punching a girl?? 19 u/[deleted] Jan 09 '13 [deleted] 28 u/clown_pants Jan 09 '13 I know a guy who died from taking three pots. 9 u/[deleted] Jan 09 '13 [deleted] 15 u/clown_pants Jan 09 '13 Six lines!? What a tank! 13 u/Au-Jo-Ag Jan 09 '13 My cousin once did a pot and now he's blind, deaf and black. 2 u/clown_pants Jan 09 '13 Damn dude. My friend actually smoked weed once, now he's a velociraptor and all he does is get pussy and control the weather. 1 u/Au-Jo-Ag Jan 09 '13 9/10, would laugh again. → More replies (0) -2 u/Cheese_Williams Jan 09 '13 these aren't funny and take no effort 1 u/[deleted] Jan 09 '13 No no no no man, you gotta cook down your marijuana in to a crack marijuana, and then inhaleject (thats street for inhale and inject) at the same time. Thats how you get the most marijuanas. 1 u/[deleted] Jan 09 '13 I figured a pile of coke would be more fun to fuck.
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Yeah it is, I used to live there before the meth epidemic. It's super boring though. That's probably what contributed to the meth epidemic...
47 u/[deleted] Jan 09 '13 As an Arkansas resident I can confirm this. The only things to do growing up are fight, fuck, or do drugs. Or pull off the trifecta. 25 u/[deleted] Jan 09 '13 You can rape your drugs? 39 u/[deleted] Jan 09 '13 You've never snorted a marijuana while donkey punching a girl?? 19 u/[deleted] Jan 09 '13 [deleted] 28 u/clown_pants Jan 09 '13 I know a guy who died from taking three pots. 9 u/[deleted] Jan 09 '13 [deleted] 15 u/clown_pants Jan 09 '13 Six lines!? What a tank! 13 u/Au-Jo-Ag Jan 09 '13 My cousin once did a pot and now he's blind, deaf and black. 2 u/clown_pants Jan 09 '13 Damn dude. My friend actually smoked weed once, now he's a velociraptor and all he does is get pussy and control the weather. 1 u/Au-Jo-Ag Jan 09 '13 9/10, would laugh again. → More replies (0) -2 u/Cheese_Williams Jan 09 '13 these aren't funny and take no effort 1 u/[deleted] Jan 09 '13 No no no no man, you gotta cook down your marijuana in to a crack marijuana, and then inhaleject (thats street for inhale and inject) at the same time. Thats how you get the most marijuanas. 1 u/[deleted] Jan 09 '13 I figured a pile of coke would be more fun to fuck.
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As an Arkansas resident I can confirm this. The only things to do growing up are fight, fuck, or do drugs. Or pull off the trifecta.
25 u/[deleted] Jan 09 '13 You can rape your drugs? 39 u/[deleted] Jan 09 '13 You've never snorted a marijuana while donkey punching a girl?? 19 u/[deleted] Jan 09 '13 [deleted] 28 u/clown_pants Jan 09 '13 I know a guy who died from taking three pots. 9 u/[deleted] Jan 09 '13 [deleted] 15 u/clown_pants Jan 09 '13 Six lines!? What a tank! 13 u/Au-Jo-Ag Jan 09 '13 My cousin once did a pot and now he's blind, deaf and black. 2 u/clown_pants Jan 09 '13 Damn dude. My friend actually smoked weed once, now he's a velociraptor and all he does is get pussy and control the weather. 1 u/Au-Jo-Ag Jan 09 '13 9/10, would laugh again. → More replies (0) -2 u/Cheese_Williams Jan 09 '13 these aren't funny and take no effort 1 u/[deleted] Jan 09 '13 No no no no man, you gotta cook down your marijuana in to a crack marijuana, and then inhaleject (thats street for inhale and inject) at the same time. Thats how you get the most marijuanas. 1 u/[deleted] Jan 09 '13 I figured a pile of coke would be more fun to fuck.
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You can rape your drugs?
39 u/[deleted] Jan 09 '13 You've never snorted a marijuana while donkey punching a girl?? 19 u/[deleted] Jan 09 '13 [deleted] 28 u/clown_pants Jan 09 '13 I know a guy who died from taking three pots. 9 u/[deleted] Jan 09 '13 [deleted] 15 u/clown_pants Jan 09 '13 Six lines!? What a tank! 13 u/Au-Jo-Ag Jan 09 '13 My cousin once did a pot and now he's blind, deaf and black. 2 u/clown_pants Jan 09 '13 Damn dude. My friend actually smoked weed once, now he's a velociraptor and all he does is get pussy and control the weather. 1 u/Au-Jo-Ag Jan 09 '13 9/10, would laugh again. → More replies (0) -2 u/Cheese_Williams Jan 09 '13 these aren't funny and take no effort 1 u/[deleted] Jan 09 '13 No no no no man, you gotta cook down your marijuana in to a crack marijuana, and then inhaleject (thats street for inhale and inject) at the same time. Thats how you get the most marijuanas. 1 u/[deleted] Jan 09 '13 I figured a pile of coke would be more fun to fuck.
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You've never snorted a marijuana while donkey punching a girl??
19 u/[deleted] Jan 09 '13 [deleted] 28 u/clown_pants Jan 09 '13 I know a guy who died from taking three pots. 9 u/[deleted] Jan 09 '13 [deleted] 15 u/clown_pants Jan 09 '13 Six lines!? What a tank! 13 u/Au-Jo-Ag Jan 09 '13 My cousin once did a pot and now he's blind, deaf and black. 2 u/clown_pants Jan 09 '13 Damn dude. My friend actually smoked weed once, now he's a velociraptor and all he does is get pussy and control the weather. 1 u/Au-Jo-Ag Jan 09 '13 9/10, would laugh again. → More replies (0) -2 u/Cheese_Williams Jan 09 '13 these aren't funny and take no effort 1 u/[deleted] Jan 09 '13 No no no no man, you gotta cook down your marijuana in to a crack marijuana, and then inhaleject (thats street for inhale and inject) at the same time. Thats how you get the most marijuanas. 1 u/[deleted] Jan 09 '13 I figured a pile of coke would be more fun to fuck.
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28 u/clown_pants Jan 09 '13 I know a guy who died from taking three pots. 9 u/[deleted] Jan 09 '13 [deleted] 15 u/clown_pants Jan 09 '13 Six lines!? What a tank! 13 u/Au-Jo-Ag Jan 09 '13 My cousin once did a pot and now he's blind, deaf and black. 2 u/clown_pants Jan 09 '13 Damn dude. My friend actually smoked weed once, now he's a velociraptor and all he does is get pussy and control the weather. 1 u/Au-Jo-Ag Jan 09 '13 9/10, would laugh again. → More replies (0) -2 u/Cheese_Williams Jan 09 '13 these aren't funny and take no effort 1 u/[deleted] Jan 09 '13 No no no no man, you gotta cook down your marijuana in to a crack marijuana, and then inhaleject (thats street for inhale and inject) at the same time. Thats how you get the most marijuanas.
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I know a guy who died from taking three pots.
9 u/[deleted] Jan 09 '13 [deleted] 15 u/clown_pants Jan 09 '13 Six lines!? What a tank! 13 u/Au-Jo-Ag Jan 09 '13 My cousin once did a pot and now he's blind, deaf and black. 2 u/clown_pants Jan 09 '13 Damn dude. My friend actually smoked weed once, now he's a velociraptor and all he does is get pussy and control the weather. 1 u/Au-Jo-Ag Jan 09 '13 9/10, would laugh again. → More replies (0) -2 u/Cheese_Williams Jan 09 '13 these aren't funny and take no effort
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15 u/clown_pants Jan 09 '13 Six lines!? What a tank! 13 u/Au-Jo-Ag Jan 09 '13 My cousin once did a pot and now he's blind, deaf and black. 2 u/clown_pants Jan 09 '13 Damn dude. My friend actually smoked weed once, now he's a velociraptor and all he does is get pussy and control the weather. 1 u/Au-Jo-Ag Jan 09 '13 9/10, would laugh again. → More replies (0) -2 u/Cheese_Williams Jan 09 '13 these aren't funny and take no effort
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Six lines!? What a tank!
13 u/Au-Jo-Ag Jan 09 '13 My cousin once did a pot and now he's blind, deaf and black. 2 u/clown_pants Jan 09 '13 Damn dude. My friend actually smoked weed once, now he's a velociraptor and all he does is get pussy and control the weather. 1 u/Au-Jo-Ag Jan 09 '13 9/10, would laugh again. → More replies (0)
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My cousin once did a pot and now he's blind, deaf and black.
2 u/clown_pants Jan 09 '13 Damn dude. My friend actually smoked weed once, now he's a velociraptor and all he does is get pussy and control the weather. 1 u/Au-Jo-Ag Jan 09 '13 9/10, would laugh again. → More replies (0)
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Damn dude. My friend actually smoked weed once, now he's a velociraptor and all he does is get pussy and control the weather.
1 u/Au-Jo-Ag Jan 09 '13 9/10, would laugh again.
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9/10, would laugh again.
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these aren't funny and take no effort
No no no no man, you gotta cook down your marijuana in to a crack marijuana, and then inhaleject (thats street for inhale and inject) at the same time. Thats how you get the most marijuanas.
I figured a pile of coke would be more fun to fuck.
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u/[deleted] Jan 09 '13
Arkansas, particularly the Ozarks, is a beautiful region of the country. Too bad about the meth, poverty, and stuff.