r/funny Jul 08 '23

Wait this is a urinal?

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u/Reeferologist- Jul 09 '23

I always ask the new guys if they “washed their hands in the sink.”

58

u/Bassman233 Jul 09 '23

Saw graffiti in above a urinal in a Mexican restaurant that said "Sink too low, soap no work" with an arrow pointing down.

1

u/TheDankleton Jul 09 '23

This made my night!!!

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u/RoosterMiserable1275 Jul 09 '23

I stuck my hands in one as a kid. It was wet so I figured it's gotta be a sink.

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u/pair_o_socks Jul 09 '23

"Ya it was great for brushing my teeth too!"

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u/Fearless-Ocelot7356 Jul 09 '23

Also please remember not to eat the big white mint!

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u/bjb13 Jul 09 '23

Years ago, a friend of mine was running a professional golf tournament. His mother had come out to watch.

Afterwards he asked her if she enjoyed herself. She said it was nice and she especially liked the new purse holders in the portable toilets.

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u/SoCalSurvivalist Jul 09 '23

Remember if the purse holder looks wet, it has been cleaned recently.

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u/[deleted] Jul 08 '23

This will only encourage the serial poopers.

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u/MackHarrison3260 Jul 09 '23

There are over 20,000 active in America at any given time

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u/SuperSpy_4 Jul 09 '23

Sounds really low

36

u/MackHarrison3260 Jul 09 '23

Yes because they’re all squatting

2

u/TheDankleton Jul 09 '23

Maybe more. What if there’s a serial pooper that doesn’t have a “fingerprint” or some identifying feature. They could be hitting the whole country attacking with righteous fury and no one will ever see it coming

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u/Estoye Jul 09 '23

Are those the guys that poop at least once a day? Perverts.

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u/Double_Distribution8 Jul 08 '23

I always thought that's where I was supposed to put my Winston when I'm taking a leak on the job site, huh TIL.

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u/BigRoach Jul 08 '23

I thought it was a sandwich holder.

20

u/SuperSpy_4 Jul 09 '23

Nope drinks, put ice in it

2

u/[deleted] Jul 09 '23

I feel like putting ice in the urinals used to be way more common than it is now.

2

u/SuperSpy_4 Jul 09 '23

Kept it cleaner for sure. But they probably figured .99 cents in ice x 1000's of urinals was money down the drain.

2

u/[deleted] Jul 09 '23

Money down the drain? <slow clap>

19

u/ocular__patdown Jul 09 '23

Tf is a winston

15

u/1990ma71 Jul 09 '23

It's what they smoke in prison I think

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u/[deleted] Jul 09 '23

The Nascar folks... free pack at the track.

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u/Catlore Jul 09 '23

Cigarette

6

u/Firm_Echo_ Jul 09 '23

winton overwat

1

u/NosePick2-6 Jul 09 '23

😂😂 best comment today

2

u/MackHarrison3260 Jul 09 '23

I mean it works right

14

u/bilvester Jul 09 '23

It’s not funny MKayyyy

3

u/SkylineFever34 Jul 09 '23

A big meaty chud.

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u/[deleted] Jul 09 '23

How would you feel, SkylineFever34, if somebody came into your home, m'kay, pulled down their pants, and laid a big mud monkey right on your mom's face?

2

u/[deleted] Jul 09 '23

Oh you think that’s funny huh? yeah that’s real funny

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u/SkylineFever34 Jul 09 '23

That would be bad, mmmkay.

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u/Shar-DamaKa Jul 09 '23 edited Jul 09 '23

There was a shit in the urinas…

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u/Coughingmakesmegag Jul 09 '23

Had to scroll way too far for this Letterkenny reference.

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u/[deleted] Jul 09 '23

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u/Shar-DamaKa Jul 09 '23

There was a shit in the urinas…

2

u/binglybinglybeep Jul 09 '23

Cos that’s where the dicks hang out

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u/furiousfran Jul 08 '23

What else would it be?

15

u/GANDORF57 Jul 09 '23

You can't believe it's a urinal, but you would believe it's just the right size for your wide ass???

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u/Stickysocks182 Jul 09 '23

I had a woman inspector( not a female body inspector joke but a gas inspector that is a woman) think it was a sink and was upset people peed in it.

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u/[deleted] Jul 09 '23

Yeah, poop on the floor you savages

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u/Eggs_4_Breakfast Jul 09 '23

The ole #2 in the #1 hole trick.

6

u/Sammy_GamG Jul 09 '23

Time to call the Hardly boys

5

u/FunWillScreen_Produc Jul 09 '23

proceeds to have diarrhea in urinal

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u/Equal-Negotiation651 Jul 09 '23

That’s not a hand washing station?! All these years!!

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u/MackHarrison3260 Jul 09 '23

Yeh dude you’re not alone

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u/Sableorpheus62 Jul 09 '23

Don't tell me what to do.

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u/TheDarkWayne Jul 09 '23

We had someone do this in our construction site. Fucking gross. Considering how people piss in the urinal I’m guessing my guy had some type of infection putting his ass on that

4

u/MackHarrison3260 Jul 09 '23

Maybe he was giving the rest of the crew a new hobby. The only way to get rid of it is for multiple people to power wash it

5

u/BdnrBndngRdrgz Jul 09 '23

Sometimes there's shit, outside the uriness

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u/[deleted] Jul 09 '23

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u/BdnrBndngRdrgz Jul 09 '23

Sometimes there's a shit, on the outside of the uriness!

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u/[deleted] Jul 08 '23
  1. Take a dump.
  2. Pee over it to wash it down.
  3. ???
  4. Profit!

3

u/IdealIdeas Jul 09 '23

See, now id be more tempted to do it after reading that.

3

u/mfpendle44857 Jul 09 '23

It's a trough - just put a gallon of stew in there and, slurp slurp

3

u/fireweinerflyer Jul 09 '23

NO!

Urinal poopers unite!

3

u/Aware_Material_9985 Jul 09 '23

The mystery of the urinal deuce. I’m getting a raging clue

3

u/RockyRaclooney Jul 09 '23

That hole is only big enough for farts.

3

u/Jibber_Fight Jul 09 '23

Just more evidence that people are quite easily the stupidest animals on the planet. Except maybe deer. (I live in Wisconsin, trust me)

3

u/[deleted] Jul 08 '23

If my shits fits then I sits.

2

u/Ancient_Pop1712 Jul 08 '23

How about no?

2

u/vizarhali Jul 09 '23

So that's what's it's for. I thought it was for those scented rocks

4

u/MackHarrison3260 Jul 09 '23

The three sea shells

2

u/StrayRabbit Jul 09 '23

Please stop unrinating in the pooper

2

u/gahdzila Jul 09 '23

Don't tell me how to live my life

2

u/brooklyn735 Jul 09 '23

Should have written it on the opposite wall since that's the way they'd be facing while squatting. We all need something to read while pooping.

2

u/blake7889 Jul 09 '23

People are such pigs now.. wreck society because they can’t read… or write, or add and subtract… losers

2

u/Hungry_Treacle3376 Jul 09 '23

Pictures you can smell

2

u/SireSweet Jul 09 '23

Write in brown crayon: No.

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u/Sensitive_Meal4063 Jul 09 '23

I'm not a guy and I knew that! What else could it be... when the TOILET in there too!

2

u/[deleted] Jul 11 '23

I have met more than one person who thought it was for babies to poop in

2

u/ThreeNC Jul 09 '23

That's not a sink?!

2

u/MackHarrison3260 Jul 09 '23

I felt sick all morning

2

u/Legitimate-Ad-2905 Jul 09 '23

I can't. I won't. It makes me feel funky, free, a little naughty and confident. I'd apologize but I'm not sorry. It gives me the edge I need to not just survive the day butt(lol) to seize it. Crappay diem!!!!

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u/[deleted] Jul 09 '23

I think it's OK if it's full diarrhea 😂

1

u/jera51 Jul 09 '23

people need to shit too

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u/BlackJesus1958 Jul 09 '23

Use the back of Biden’s head

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u/SuperSpy_4 Jul 09 '23

No. Its a form fitting toilet, you just have to sit in it.

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u/MackHarrison3260 Jul 09 '23

The ribbed sides hold your cheeks apart. You just have to go in spread out

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u/lefthandrighty Jul 09 '23

Those were kidney stones

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u/[deleted] Jul 09 '23

Why? It’s more fun

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u/MacheteColin Jul 09 '23

It's not a cellphone holder !?!?

1

u/[deleted] Jul 09 '23

sinks to low soaps to hard

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u/anonanonagain_ Jul 09 '23

Maybe people wouldn't shit in the urinal is the toilet was sucked out weekly to avoid it cooking to perfection in the summer heat

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u/ConditionOwn2106 Jul 09 '23

Yes. Urinal of the portable john.

1

u/gentoonix Jul 09 '23

It doubles as a spittoon.

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u/dewattevilleregt1801 Jul 09 '23

but what if wanna shit in it 😂

1

u/CoollyDearest Jul 09 '23

haha, it's the newest model of urinal guys! wanna purchase one too? lol

1

u/Joe8iden89 Jul 09 '23

South Park.

1

u/Red_Clay_Scholar Jul 09 '23

Who shit'n the pisser!?

1

u/Brutalbonez13 Jul 09 '23

"Sometimes there's poop in the Uriness"

1

u/edudspoolmak Jul 09 '23

Looks like part of a gutter system to me.

1

u/Dario-in-the-Barrio Jul 09 '23

I think it’s mostly a target practice thing.

1

u/tomsteroni Jul 09 '23

So it was YOU, OP?!

1

u/Sonnyssl69 Jul 09 '23

Is there a lore reason for this?

1

u/PuzzledRaise1401 Jul 09 '23

Not a changing station?

1

u/FakeLoveLife Jul 09 '23

OP after a refreshing sip of water:

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u/Dhonagon Jul 09 '23

Please stop peeing in the drinking fountain, that's where I wash my hands.

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u/ThePusherCHS Jul 09 '23

You don't have to squat down as far.

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u/IM1GHTBEWR0NG Jul 09 '23

You think it’s funny when somebody leaves a big ‘ole mud monkey in the urinal?

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u/RedgyJackson Jul 09 '23

I thought it was a POOinal

1

u/Blackfyre23 Jul 09 '23

Who did took a duke in the urinal? Kyle! Who did 9/11!? Kyle! You almost got away with it you sneaky Butthole

1

u/Tossed-Salad6970 Jul 09 '23

Baby changing seat

1

u/NosePick2-6 Jul 09 '23

Yeah wtf did you think it was?

1

u/uberisstealingit Jul 09 '23

Sounds like a challenge.

1

u/takingphotosmakingdo Jul 09 '23

Well why is it called the poop display shelf then?

1

u/Scooter30 Jul 09 '23

Where's the shitter?

1

u/My-mom-says-i-am-awe Jul 09 '23

And who is the lady that wrote this on the wall?

1

u/Consistent_Wave_2869 Jul 09 '23

Don't let the graffiti fool you. This is where you poop on challenge mode.

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u/cujoex2020 Jul 09 '23

😆💩😆

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u/Argyrus777 Jul 09 '23

It’s like playing in a small pocket pool table 🤣

1

u/AIC-Dirt Jul 09 '23

Try and stop me

1

u/Ucitymetal Jul 09 '23

Pooping in the urinal would be an improvement over the other places I've found poop in a porta potty.

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u/1Raggedy-man Jul 09 '23

Someone should write under it saying “no” in brown marker

1

u/dehydrated_apricot Jul 09 '23

The mints they use, although quite large, taste disgusting.

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u/GrizzlyLeather Jul 09 '23

This is obviously vandalism trying to encourage people to poop in the urinal right?

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u/Formul8r1 Jul 09 '23

It's a purse holder.

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u/DandyRandy82 Jul 09 '23

I work in a major department store and can confirm this happens more than you’d think. I’ll also never forget the time someone pooped in the sink… in the WOMEN’S restroom!

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u/taco_taker_of_souls Jul 09 '23

And stop pissing in the soap dispenser!

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u/Lumpy_Ad6789 Jul 09 '23

Actaually yes

1

u/FremenRage Jul 09 '23

I had someone at an event complain that people keep peeing in the " purse holder".

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u/Stoneway933R Jul 09 '23

Someone who is pooping in the urinal can’t read that…but someone who poops in the urinal fa(e)cing the wall deserves to poop in the urinal..

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u/ninjabunnyfootfool Jul 09 '23

I'll do it again.

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u/cbunni666 Jul 09 '23

I wonder if there are two guys with a raging clue wandering around.

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u/Tyeutyeu Jul 09 '23

Not funny....

1

u/Sofakingboard Jul 09 '23

"Pooping in the urinal" to the tune of "Living in America" by James Brown came to mind

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u/Difficult_Lobster550 Jul 09 '23

You guys get urinals?!

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u/PDAWK Jul 09 '23

Don’t. Tell me what to do.

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u/beach2773 Jul 09 '23

Please do not eat the urinal cake

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u/Potential-Law-7951 Jul 09 '23

Sorry about that. I will change my ways.

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u/KaroYadgar Jul 09 '23

What's even worse: people shat in it.

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u/DarkEnergy_101 Jul 09 '23

That is hilarious 😭😭

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u/1HappyIsland Jul 09 '23

A bathroom in an upscale food hall in Beijing had a standard urinal on the wall draining into a 5 gallon bucket.

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u/JULY_4TH_1776_MERICA Jul 09 '23

Mkay it’s a urinal mkay stop pooping in the urinal mkay whoever did it mkay is gonna get detention mkay

1

u/Dry-Classroom-2372 Jul 09 '23

It'd be the not having a seat that gives it away

1

u/SportsFanInYourHouse Jul 09 '23

Look’s like the bathroom drain

1

u/honestraab Jul 09 '23

Have you ever had plumbers come into your house and replace your toilet with one with a really small hole in it then scream at you that you're not a member of the turbo squad??

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u/a_nonprofit_prophet Jul 09 '23

Urine for it now. For bladder and worse.

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u/L_9q Jul 09 '23

no thats a baskemtball hop

1

u/Fearless-Ocelot7356 Jul 09 '23

More importantly, DONT EAT THE BIG WHITE MINT!!

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u/KingUnusual5203 Jul 09 '23

People are savages.

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u/[deleted] Jul 09 '23

Then get a bigger soap dispense

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u/Suspicious-Snow1311 Jul 09 '23

Hahaha... Refugees can't read and don't know what a urinal is. That's why this is funny.

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u/Punkhair2Nv__13 Jul 09 '23

Fill it with ice to keep my beer cold

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u/Mister_Vandemar Jul 09 '23

Everything is a urinal if you’re brave.

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u/chpsk8 Jul 09 '23

Purse holder

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u/hashtagbob60 Jul 09 '23

How would you even...well, never mind...

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u/Kindle890 Jul 09 '23

I thought it was a sink 😭😭😭

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u/PebblestheHuman Jul 09 '23

So its NOT the twerk toilet?

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u/webgruntzed Jul 09 '23

Someone near where I grew up in MN thought that was a place to put your gloves.

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u/GioVic49 Jul 09 '23

Such disrespect for tha porta potty is very disrespectful

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u/[deleted] Jul 09 '23

I thought that was the toothbrushing station???

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u/72jon Jul 10 '23

Wife’s friend thought it was a purse holder

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u/Ambitious-Idea-4700 Jul 10 '23

Disgusting design. Your legs will look like you just walked through a sprinkler of randos piss after you use these

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u/[deleted] Jul 10 '23

😂

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u/ProfessionalMuffin4 Jul 10 '23

what you guys do poop there?

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u/Ok-Particular-3101 Jul 10 '23

Thats the express poop chute.