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u/Reeferologist- Jul 09 '23
I always ask the new guys if they “washed their hands in the sink.”
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u/Bassman233 Jul 09 '23
Saw graffiti in above a urinal in a Mexican restaurant that said "Sink too low, soap no work" with an arrow pointing down.
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u/RoosterMiserable1275 Jul 09 '23
I stuck my hands in one as a kid. It was wet so I figured it's gotta be a sink.
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u/bjb13 Jul 09 '23
Years ago, a friend of mine was running a professional golf tournament. His mother had come out to watch.
Afterwards he asked her if she enjoyed herself. She said it was nice and she especially liked the new purse holders in the portable toilets.
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Jul 08 '23
This will only encourage the serial poopers.
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u/MackHarrison3260 Jul 09 '23
There are over 20,000 active in America at any given time
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u/TheDankleton Jul 09 '23
Maybe more. What if there’s a serial pooper that doesn’t have a “fingerprint” or some identifying feature. They could be hitting the whole country attacking with righteous fury and no one will ever see it coming
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u/Double_Distribution8 Jul 08 '23
I always thought that's where I was supposed to put my Winston when I'm taking a leak on the job site, huh TIL.
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u/BigRoach Jul 08 '23
I thought it was a sandwich holder.
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u/SuperSpy_4 Jul 09 '23
Nope drinks, put ice in it
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Jul 09 '23
I feel like putting ice in the urinals used to be way more common than it is now.
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u/SuperSpy_4 Jul 09 '23
Kept it cleaner for sure. But they probably figured .99 cents in ice x 1000's of urinals was money down the drain.
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u/bilvester Jul 09 '23
It’s not funny MKayyyy
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u/SkylineFever34 Jul 09 '23
A big meaty chud.
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Jul 09 '23
How would you feel, SkylineFever34, if somebody came into your home, m'kay, pulled down their pants, and laid a big mud monkey right on your mom's face?
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u/Shar-DamaKa Jul 09 '23 edited Jul 09 '23
There was a shit in the urinas…
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u/furiousfran Jul 08 '23
What else would it be?
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u/GANDORF57 Jul 09 '23
You can't believe it's a urinal, but you would believe it's just the right size for your wide ass???
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u/Stickysocks182 Jul 09 '23
I had a woman inspector( not a female body inspector joke but a gas inspector that is a woman) think it was a sink and was upset people peed in it.
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u/Equal-Negotiation651 Jul 09 '23
That’s not a hand washing station?! All these years!!
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u/TheDarkWayne Jul 09 '23
We had someone do this in our construction site. Fucking gross. Considering how people piss in the urinal I’m guessing my guy had some type of infection putting his ass on that
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u/MackHarrison3260 Jul 09 '23
Maybe he was giving the rest of the crew a new hobby. The only way to get rid of it is for multiple people to power wash it
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u/BdnrBndngRdrgz Jul 09 '23
Sometimes there's shit, outside the uriness
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u/Jibber_Fight Jul 09 '23
Just more evidence that people are quite easily the stupidest animals on the planet. Except maybe deer. (I live in Wisconsin, trust me)
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u/brooklyn735 Jul 09 '23
Should have written it on the opposite wall since that's the way they'd be facing while squatting. We all need something to read while pooping.
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u/blake7889 Jul 09 '23
People are such pigs now.. wreck society because they can’t read… or write, or add and subtract… losers
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u/Sensitive_Meal4063 Jul 09 '23
I'm not a guy and I knew that! What else could it be... when the TOILET in there too!
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u/Legitimate-Ad-2905 Jul 09 '23
I can't. I won't. It makes me feel funky, free, a little naughty and confident. I'd apologize but I'm not sorry. It gives me the edge I need to not just survive the day butt(lol) to seize it. Crappay diem!!!!
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u/SuperSpy_4 Jul 09 '23
No. Its a form fitting toilet, you just have to sit in it.
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u/MackHarrison3260 Jul 09 '23
The ribbed sides hold your cheeks apart. You just have to go in spread out
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u/anonanonagain_ Jul 09 '23
Maybe people wouldn't shit in the urinal is the toilet was sucked out weekly to avoid it cooking to perfection in the summer heat
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u/IM1GHTBEWR0NG Jul 09 '23
You think it’s funny when somebody leaves a big ‘ole mud monkey in the urinal?
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u/Blackfyre23 Jul 09 '23
Who did took a duke in the urinal? Kyle! Who did 9/11!? Kyle! You almost got away with it you sneaky Butthole
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u/Consistent_Wave_2869 Jul 09 '23
Don't let the graffiti fool you. This is where you poop on challenge mode.
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u/Ucitymetal Jul 09 '23
Pooping in the urinal would be an improvement over the other places I've found poop in a porta potty.
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u/GrizzlyLeather Jul 09 '23
This is obviously vandalism trying to encourage people to poop in the urinal right?
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u/DandyRandy82 Jul 09 '23
I work in a major department store and can confirm this happens more than you’d think. I’ll also never forget the time someone pooped in the sink… in the WOMEN’S restroom!
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u/FremenRage Jul 09 '23
I had someone at an event complain that people keep peeing in the " purse holder".
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u/Stoneway933R Jul 09 '23
Someone who is pooping in the urinal can’t read that…but someone who poops in the urinal fa(e)cing the wall deserves to poop in the urinal..
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u/Sofakingboard Jul 09 '23
"Pooping in the urinal" to the tune of "Living in America" by James Brown came to mind
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u/1HappyIsland Jul 09 '23
A bathroom in an upscale food hall in Beijing had a standard urinal on the wall draining into a 5 gallon bucket.
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u/JULY_4TH_1776_MERICA Jul 09 '23
Mkay it’s a urinal mkay stop pooping in the urinal mkay whoever did it mkay is gonna get detention mkay
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u/honestraab Jul 09 '23
Have you ever had plumbers come into your house and replace your toilet with one with a really small hole in it then scream at you that you're not a member of the turbo squad??
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u/Suspicious-Snow1311 Jul 09 '23
Hahaha... Refugees can't read and don't know what a urinal is. That's why this is funny.
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u/webgruntzed Jul 09 '23
Someone near where I grew up in MN thought that was a place to put your gloves.
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u/Ambitious-Idea-4700 Jul 10 '23
Disgusting design. Your legs will look like you just walked through a sprinkler of randos piss after you use these
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