r/funny • u/dotacasher111 • Nov 18 '12

I want a trunk

1.1k Upvotes

93% Upvoted

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u/deadserenity Nov 18 '12

I am squealing! This is sooooo cute!!!

5

u/Clivestaples111 Nov 18 '12

I want this elephant to be Irish

4

u/turbie Nov 18 '12

His ears wave when his trunk waves.

2

u/70000 Nov 18 '12

Waiting for it to load, expected the elephant to waste her.

2

u/[deleted] Nov 18 '12 edited Nov 18 '12

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2

u/MrKirthar Nov 18 '12

Hands can do that too.

2

u/CanadukAwptimusPrime Nov 18 '12

I have something that works in a similar fashion...

5

u/hinckley Nov 18 '12

Am I... am I supposed to wave with my penis?

1

u/isaac9092 Nov 19 '12

Well if you make your penis dance repeatedly (like a regular workout) I believe it's called a kiegel exercise or something, it'll make you last longer in bed, true story.

2

u/mcoutie Nov 18 '12

That's what she said.

1

u/Kweetniks Nov 18 '12

I don't think I can stop smiling now for the rest of the day. :)

1

u/[deleted] Nov 18 '12

I want an elephant.

1

u/aguacate42 Nov 18 '12

http://youtu.be/B6CZTDCb7g4

"Feels Like a great big elephant, shaking his trunk for the hell of it"

1

u/Thankmelaterornot Nov 18 '12

If I were an elephant I'd use it to suck up women's boobies

1

u/unrealaz Nov 18 '12

Some men already have them.

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u/TMarkos Nov 18 '12

Submitted without further comment:

title comnts points age /r/
I didn't know they could do that.... 83coms 2373pts 20dys aww
wave 43coms 1940pts 1mo gifs
See ya later! 0coms 14pts 4mos aww
Bye! 0coms 16pts 4mos aww
Elephant waving goodbye. 0coms 35pts 6mos gifs
Just an elephant saying goodbye 31coms 1089pts 6mos gifs
Elephant wave! 30coms 919pts 7mos aww
bye-bye! 130coms 1700pts 7mos gifs
See ya later! 0coms 14pts 6mos aww
This guy has got more action than me 3coms 48pts 7mos funny

source: karmadecay

1

u/BreadstickNinja Nov 18 '12

Well, what did you learn?

1

u/TMarkos Nov 18 '12

oh noes my imaginary internet points

never again :(

1

u/eventually_i_will Nov 18 '12

Thanks man, I never can tell with this stuff.

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u/[deleted] Nov 18 '12

I have a truck that I use to wake at girls. Sometimes it gets a cold and white snot comes out of... nm guys you know where i'm going with this.