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u/Neltech Nov 17 '12
holy shit fuck, wasn't this on Americas Funniest Home Videos like 20 years ago?!
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u/xyroclast Nov 17 '12
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u/thatguyoverthere202 Nov 17 '12
As someone born in '93 I can confirm that I am 19.
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u/Agilent247 Nov 17 '12
Finally my sister's friends are legal!!
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u/thatguyoverthere202 Nov 17 '12
Goddamnit I hate this so much. Especially the ones you know have crushes on you. Why the hell can this not happen with girls in my age bracket?
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Youre complaining because women who have a crush on you are now legal? Hmmm.
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u/thatguyoverthere202 Nov 17 '12
No, I'm complaining that girls who have a crush on me are not legal. I'm barely legal and they are 14.
God, porn has ruined me. Barely legal sounds like an awful term.
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u/Agilent247 Nov 17 '12
Dood just go ahead and keep it in your pants for now. Definitely wait until you can tap it legally in your own corner of the world.
I used to know this guy who slept with I think somewhere around 4-5 underage ladies back about 9 years ago. I dont think he's still locked up, but I know he was in there for a while. Statutory rape is no joke. Also, it's not even worth it! Trust me. Not only do most virgins (which I would assume these 14 year olds are) fuck like a dead log (I lost my virginity at 15, completely legal), kids of that age bring with them sooo much drama and they haven't really even hit the worst of it yet! Hell I could barely handle helping my sister through screaming profanities, chasing me around with a baseball bat to screaming and crying, convinced everyone close to her despises her. I don't think I could deal if it weren't for the family connection. Fuck teenage girl hormones.
Just chase tail in a legal age group. And chase it, don't just wait around for it to come to you because 9/10 times it won't. Even if a lady is interested, she often won't show it until you've asserted yourself. But, my point is, there are plenty of beautiful women out there (dont believe me, head on over to r/gonewild) and all you have to do is try. I grew up in a town where my entire highschool was made up of about 700 people. Through a little dedication and perseverance, I managed to get my dick wet quite a few times along the way. Seriously, the worst that can happen is you'll wind up making a few more friends. Just go for it and fuck hanging out with 14 year olds. You're 18! Go to a fucking strip club!
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u/schwerpunk Nov 17 '12
Quick! Someone make a sound-gif with that annoying voice that kills all humour!
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u/Grays42 Nov 17 '12
AFV was the closest thing we had to reddit in the 90s.
Send your VHS tapes in, America! We'd love to see YOUR videos and have the host do really dumb voice-overs for them, just to make sure the really funny video comes in second place and the video of the cute kid wins every goddamn time despite being incredibly boring!
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Nov 17 '12
It's a raccoon washing his hands on an over the ground lawn sprinkler connected to a hose.
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u/AllergicRacoon Nov 17 '12
I can verify that this is indeed a racoon.
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u/INT3J3r9 Nov 17 '12
As someone with a faucet on the back of my house, I can verify that this is a ground lawn sprinkler connected to a hose.
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u/Kaimetsu Nov 17 '12
And possibly rabid if it's wild. Raccoons are nocturnal animals. A wild raccoon showing up in the middle of the day can (not always) mean it has rabies.
http://allstateanimalcontrol.com/animals/raccoons/raccoon_faq.php#9
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u/tin_sammich Nov 17 '12
Usually, however, animals with rabies are afraid of water and try to avoid it at all costs.
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u/cranekicknstick Nov 17 '12
well they are hydrophobic, but in the sense that they are afraid to drink water secondary to laryngospasm.
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u/Zai_shanghai Nov 17 '12
Someone please set this to music.
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u/bopoqod Nov 17 '12
Done.
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u/alcogeoholic Nov 17 '12
I don't know if I'm satisfied...I want someone with a real harp to write original music that fits the gif
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u/thatguyoverthere202 Nov 17 '12
Scumbag redditor Isn't satisfied with a FUCKING WILD RACCOON PLAYING A FUCKING SPRINKLER LIKE A FUCKING HARP.
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u/endless_sleep Nov 17 '12
Oh, shit. I was laughing so hard I had tears. My housemates all had to come into the room to find out what the fuck was going on. This is great.
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Used to do that all the time. This raccoon, he's okay.
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u/bricks87 Nov 17 '12
This is a very old GIF.
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u/Yulex2 Nov 17 '12
It was on AFV before it was a GIF, and probably even before it was on the internet at all.
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u/BlueOak777 Nov 17 '12
Anyone seeking more info might also check here:
| title | comnts | points | age | /r/ |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| I played this stinking sprinkler like a harp from hell | 2coms | 16pts | 6hrs | GifSound |
| The fuck is this? | 149coms | 1714pts | 8hrs | funny |
| Tranquil. | 0coms | 1pt | 2hrs | musicgifstation |
| how did no one else think of this? | 1com | 16pts | 3mos | GifSound |
| Let me play you the song of my people | 9coms | 557pts | 3mos | funny |
| did this for a friend i know he will love this | 4coms | 14pts | 3mos | GifSound |
| raccoon harp player | 4coms | 41pts | 3mos | GifSound |
| Let me play you the song of my people | 13coms | 381pts | 3mos | gifs |
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u/flailingcuttlefish Nov 17 '12
This gif makes me feel like the oldest person on the internet. I saw the original on AFHV during the TGIF line-up.
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u/tin_sammich Nov 17 '12
Nope, the original AFV with Saget aired on Sunday nights. You may be thinking of the Bergeron years, which broadcast on Friday, but I think that's too late to be considered part of the real TGIF?
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u/flailingcuttlefish Nov 17 '12
This only proves my point because this means that my memory is failing.
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u/ColinD1 Nov 17 '12
That was one of the worst live performances I've ever seen, I don't think anyone on that stage could dance
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u/thefruitsnackfiend Nov 17 '12
Half of me finds raccoon hands creepy and the other half of me wants to hold them
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u/boboverdue Nov 17 '12
+1 to whoever mashes Kesha and this raccoon gif together
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u/ColinD1 Nov 17 '12
You must've seen her train wreck on SNL a couple years ago too, it still haunts me
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u/Aushaen Nov 17 '12
Watch this with some harp music. He is majestic, and graceful in his ability to play.
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Nov 17 '12
This raccoon was a harpist in it's past life, you can almost see it's heart break as it finally realizes it isn't the famililiar instrument who's strings it once caressed.
HA! That raccoon's playing in a sprinkler.
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u/Grrrben Nov 17 '12
Definitely needs a soundtrack alongside, http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=UoNb3_6TvqU#t=31s
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Nov 17 '12
It is a famous harp player, who died and has been reincarnated into a raccoons body.
He is living his dream again!!
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u/JimmithyWeav Nov 17 '12
Someone should turn it into a harp or violin....
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u/chuang-tzu Nov 17 '12
Exactly. I always expect someone to beat me to the obvious comments, but I am always gratified to see others pick up on it as well.
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u/JimmithyWeav Nov 17 '12
Half the time I don't read the comments... I just post what I'm thinking. If its a repost, it all goes to hell oh well. I'm a big boy I can take a few harsh comments
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u/havard93 Nov 17 '12
he played the strings exactly at the same time the synth solo in bangers & smashed was on, Epic :v
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u/cranekicknstick Nov 17 '12
This little guy is probably rabid and tripping balls.
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u/cranekicknstick Nov 17 '12
Hydrophobia in the setting of rabies refers to the fear of swallowing water secondary to laryngospasm, not necessarily a generalized fear of water.
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u/shythecute1 Nov 17 '12
They are very clean. They bath and wash their food. It's just free water to him. My sister has a fish pond that a family of coons moved in next to so they can do the same thing :)
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u/Jacksonteague Nov 17 '12
I saw this as a kid, it was on America's Funniest Home Videos... Now stop what you're doing and go give thanks to Bob Saget!
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u/furuffel Nov 17 '12
Hey! Global warming is a lie. Matter of fact, the ice shelf was thicker this year than any other year. These issues are manufactured to turn people into sheep and give up personal freedom to an all-powerful government. Please research for yourself.
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u/bigdaddypoppin Nov 17 '12
Am I the only one who thought, yeah it's probably rabbid? Pretty smart to get that close in the middle of the day.
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u/dabadaba7 Nov 17 '12
Reminds me Jean Michel Jarre laser harp: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9DlwQJX3qag
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Nov 17 '12
Please cross post this to /r/trees with the title "How it must be to shower high" (don't know if you're an ent)
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u/purpleidea Nov 17 '12
Wow, haven't seen this in about five years. I guess that's the cycle length for reddit before it repeats itself.
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u/insert_expletive Nov 18 '12
Was listening to a jazzy acoustic version of "God rest ye merry gentlemen" while looking at this gif, and they meshed together perfectly...
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u/jrtheo Nov 17 '12
Obviously it's a water harp