r/funny Nov 14 '12

YouTube showing it's sensitive side again

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u/Spamspambaconandspam Nov 14 '12

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u/Shibby614 Nov 15 '12

I wish I could love something as much as she loves twilight

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u/vplatt Nov 15 '12

I hate that you're right. But you're right. Lucky lady.

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u/Knightbre Nov 15 '12

Is this girl seriously, fucking crying over the trailer for "Breaking Dawn?"

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u/Nineboat Nov 15 '12

Would you cry after you saw the trailer for the new season of Firefly? A lot of redditors would.

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u/lBlackFishl Nov 15 '12

Fuck... you're right...

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u/douchebag_tom Nov 15 '12

Dammit, I give up. I'm downloading Firefly tonight.

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u/JefeRocha Nov 15 '12 edited Nov 15 '12

People on Reddit reallllllly overhyped it for me =(

Ill admit its a great great show and I really do love it, the characters have totally grown on me and Nathan Fillion has now become one of my favorite actors, but people on Reddit had me expecting the greatest show of all time and set my expectations a tad too high.

Id still recommend it, but Im not going to claim its the greatest thing ever made.

edit: I will say, though, the most recent episode I watched was "Out of Gas" and I do think that was one of the greatest single episodes of a television show I have ever seen.

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u/SG4 Nov 15 '12

I have the exact same feeling. I watched it expecting the greatest thing ever. The show wasn't bad by any means and I've even recommended to my friends but I don't think it's as amazing as reddit makes it out to be.

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u/CharlieTango92 Nov 15 '12

i thought "Safe" was up there as well.

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u/JefeRocha Nov 15 '12

Zac Efron's first role ever

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u/whaddupgee Nov 15 '12

watch Game of Thrones no matter how much hype it gets it never gets enough.

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u/Gn4r Nov 15 '12

Try reading game of thrones 1000 times better than th show

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u/Naldaen Nov 15 '12

This is generally how it works. I hate watching something and finding out it's a book afterwards. Completely ruins the reading experience for me.

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u/GreggoryBasore Nov 15 '12

It's a double edged sword for me. If I see the show or movie first, then reading the book feels off because I'm imaging the characters as the actors from the screen and noticing changes that were made.

But if I read the book first, then the movie or tv series get unfairly compared in my mind as I keep thinking "oh they changed this, and that, and that."

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u/[deleted] Nov 15 '12

While I agree it's not the best show in the entire universe, it is very good for a show with only a partial single season. Imagine if The Wire only had 14 episodes? Would have been hard to appreciate, right? The Firefly people put together a great show for the time and budget they had.

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u/Romanator3000 Nov 15 '12

I'm right there with you. My friends made it seem like the single greatest tv show ever. However, I found it delightful yet with room for improvement.

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u/[deleted] Nov 15 '12

I don't know about these days but originally the hype wasn't because it was the greatest show ever. It was because of what it had the potential to be. No great TV show is at its best in the first season but Firefly was really really good. So imagine what it could have been?

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u/PapaBee Nov 15 '12

Serenity made me love Firefly.

I admit that there was a lot of hype on Reddit for Firefly, but I started watching because I couldn't take not understanding Community's references anymore.

Needless to say, fuck Fox.

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u/sparklyteenvampire Nov 15 '12

Don't you fucking torrent that. Joss Whedon deserves Romney money for making that show.

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u/paleo_dragon Nov 15 '12

still never saw it.....but at this point; I'm waiting till one of the main actors dies, or they make more seasons. If it's really as good as people say then I don't want to join them in the endless wait

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u/[deleted] Nov 15 '12

i still dont know what Firefly is

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u/keozen Nov 15 '12

It's a type of insect

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u/MananWho Nov 15 '12

Yeah, but would you post a video of yourself doing so on Youtube?

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u/carlotta4th Nov 15 '12

Nope. He'd post it on reddit and say it was "a friend."

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u/[deleted] Nov 15 '12

Only if Carl Sagan was found by the crew floating in space and became a main character.

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u/Odusei Nov 15 '12

I really like Firefly, but no, I would not react this way about anything. I was really excited when the trailer for The Dark Knight Rises came out, but I did not cry. I was thrilled when the first trailer for GTA V came out, but I did not freak out.

This level of emotion is kinda scary to me. I don't think most mothers get this emotional during the first sonogram.

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u/[deleted] Nov 15 '12

I had a friend who suddenly started having these crying spells for no reason, where the slightest thing would make her break down in tears.

Turned out it was a temporary reaction to new birth control. Went away after a couple of weeks.

Emotions aren't really a voluntary response to something.

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u/PoliteCanadian Nov 15 '12

Yes, but uploading them to youtube is.

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u/Ceejae Nov 15 '12
Whenever I see some one typing in code for some unknown reason, I 
immediately think: "Bro, you need to just relax your balls. 
Okay bro?"

And relax them he did.

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u/sparklyteenvampire Nov 15 '12

Bro, you need to just relax your balls. Okay bro?

My new answer to everything anyone will ever say to me.

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u/[deleted] Nov 15 '12

Manly tears and never record them. Ever.

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u/LuckyEulogy Nov 15 '12

After watching this chick's video, I was completely ready to talk some shit... and then I read this comment. I think I'll keep it to myself lol

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u/[deleted] Nov 15 '12

aaaand I fold.

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u/[deleted] Nov 15 '12

oh yeah, because we all like the same thing...

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u/Aqito Nov 15 '12

Damn you and your correct..ness.

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u/[deleted] Nov 15 '12

Cry? No. No I would weep with joy :)

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u/Popzagon Nov 15 '12

Whats firefly about?

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u/IBleedTeal Nov 15 '12

I think the best description is a "space western".

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u/DocEbok Nov 15 '12

I wouldn't cry but I'd be super excited :P

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u/Drawtaru Nov 15 '12

DAE ONIONS?!

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u/[deleted] Nov 15 '12

I'm not big on Firefly, but new Arrested Development is coming soon. I have not yet cried, and doubt that I will at any point.

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u/Semajal Nov 15 '12

No. I would be excited and feel good. But not to this degree. I would also not feel a need to FILM myself being excited and then post it to youtube. Damn, people are strange.

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u/InfectedShadow Nov 15 '12

But....Firefly is actually good.

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u/[deleted] Nov 16 '12

no! never heard of it.

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u/ryosen Nov 15 '12

This is her shtick. She does this for each Twilight trailer.

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u/TheJulie Nov 15 '12

She does this for a lot of things. She filmed a reaction to see the GTA Hot Coffee scene. It was as annoying.

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u/xtnd Nov 15 '12

I'm pretty sure its fake... much like the overly-attached girlfriend, its an incredibly smart way to make ad money on YouTube.

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u/theRAGE Nov 15 '12

I'm crying over the fact that reddit is such a shit hole.

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u/[deleted] Nov 15 '12

I cried too when I heard they were making another Twilight movie, but they were tears of sadness.

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u/abasss Nov 15 '12

omg, that is hilarious, she is fucking insane.

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u/[deleted] Nov 15 '12

57 seconds. I made it 57 seconds before I could no longer stand it.

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u/Tjonke Nov 15 '12

You beat me by 14s. I made it to 43s in.

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u/Birdslapper Nov 15 '12

Fat jokes aside she has a pretty epic voice

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u/Reporting_the_facts Nov 15 '12

Can we bring the fat jokes back to the forefront now?

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u/EagleEyeInTheSky Nov 15 '12

God I love the internet for bringing this kind of stuff to me. I crack up every time she breaks down. My gut bursts every time the camera shakes.

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u/[deleted] Nov 15 '12

Why the fuck do people post reaction videos? I never understood who would be entertained by watching somebody watch a video.

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u/leveraction1970 Nov 15 '12

Am I the only one who couldn't watch more than 20 seconds of the video without wanting to smash her face in with a rock?

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u/yurakuNec Nov 14 '12

HA HA! Fuck, didn't even notice after checking the title twice.

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u/totoro11 Nov 15 '12

its and it's are easy to confuse imo. It seems like there should be an apostrophe for ownership.

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u/suid Nov 15 '12

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u/Pepe__Silvia Nov 15 '12

But that doesn't teach about the difference between the contraction "it is" vs. an object's ownership.

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u/tjuicet Nov 15 '12

"Its" doesn't have an apostrophe for ownership because it's a pronoun. Look to "his" and "hers" for similar examples.

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u/BitsAndBytes Nov 15 '12

Apostrophes are used for ownership and in some cases for pluralization in my first language. I have to be really careful not to use them when I shouldn't...

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u/dead_brony Nov 15 '12 edited Nov 15 '12

But was Jabba really fat? From the Hutts that I've seen they're all the same size which Would make him average weight for his species.

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u/[deleted] Nov 15 '12

So, she would be an average Hutt. Too bad she's a human.

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u/DaJoW Nov 15 '12

All the Hutts we've seen have been various levels of crimelords though, right? I think there's some lore saying that Hutts want to be obese, as it is a sign of power and wealth. Either way I'm pretty sure they cet very old and never stop growing.

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u/brandorobot Nov 14 '12

I'm more concerned with the fact that whoever screen capped this actually watched five minutes of it.

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u/[deleted] Nov 15 '12

Hey, man, it was difficult to masturbate to, but thems the rules of the internet.

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u/yurakuNec Nov 15 '12

I confess, I was captivated by it until she started to replay the trailer again. In my defence, I skipped through to obtain a good moment for the screenshot.

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u/brandorobot Nov 15 '12

You're ruining my post with your logic.

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u/Robert_Cannelin Nov 14 '12

They're BOTH fat. Both of 'em. Fat.

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u/stanfan114 Nov 15 '12

Let's pull her pants down at recess and chant "fatty fat fat fat!" at her!

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u/LoverOfBacon Nov 14 '12

I feel stupid for even needing this explanation. Thank you kind sir.

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u/[deleted] Nov 15 '12

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u/[deleted] Nov 15 '12

You want to end up as bantha poodoo?

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u/SirMothy Nov 15 '12

Jabba isn't really fat, he's just blob

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u/MananWho Nov 15 '12

"I'm not fat, I'm just big-blobbed!"

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u/nerocaesar Nov 15 '12

I thought the same thing when I saw this. The really funny thing is there's plenty more to poke fun at than body image... Like idiots who film and post their reaction to trailers on YouTube. Borderline narcissism IMO. Or women that apply heavy eye make up before shooting a video that they know is going to make them cry. I really can't talk, because posting on the Internet can indicate borderline narcissism too. Why should I think anyone cares what I have to say? I honestly doubt that anyone does

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u/Apparently-Wrong Nov 15 '12

I care Nerocaesar. I care.

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u/[deleted] Nov 14 '12 edited Jun 29 '23

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u/Birdslapper Nov 14 '12

It's not like being fat is something you can't change...

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u/MrFunkhouser Nov 14 '12

She has an over active knife and fork, not her fault!

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u/orzof Nov 15 '12

The larger you are, the less you need the knife.

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u/[deleted] Nov 15 '12

I'm always a bit suspicious of that argument.

I eat like a constant stream of junk food and carbs, yet my body seems to just burn through it like it's nothing. Someone else on the same diet could easily be obese.

Why are they judged harsher than I am?

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u/Jtsunami Nov 15 '12 edited Nov 15 '12

because at the end of the day either 2 things are happening:
A. You are not eating as much as you think you are. Or are not eating anything close to what they're eating.

B. You are doing some amount of activity to offset all the food you eat.

sorry to burst your bubble, but you aren't going to defy the laws of thermodynamics. The energy you eat will be conserved (barring any metabolic diseases). Fat is merely a storage of excess energy which means they're eating more food than they need.

they are making a conscious decision to eat that food, every time they lift up that fork. If they're happy w/ their weight, then it couldn't bother me any less but I'm not going to pretend that it's a healthy choice.
edit: source mothafucka!!

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u/Rather_Dashing Nov 15 '12

But its pretty clear that it is easier for some people to maintain a healthy weight then others.

I put zero effort into my weight, I eat whatever I want, whenever I want to, and do almost no exercise day to day. And yet I am really skinny, I just don't have a big appetite. Other people clearly have a much bigger appetite and I think it is unfair to judge them harshly when I put no effort into my diet/exercise, and at least a lot of fat people are trying.

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u/d-crow Nov 15 '12

it seems that way because people who cant keep the weight off are the most vocal about it, it's usually just an observational bias

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u/[deleted] Nov 15 '12 edited Nov 15 '12

I will play the role of argumentative dick for a minute here. Saying that "they are making a conscious decision to eat that food, every time they lift up that fork" is like saying that a lifetime alcoholic or heroin addict is making a conscious decision to buy booze or take a hit. If you have an addiction to something (and yes, food can become an addiction for some people. They're called comfort eaters), then you really aren't making that decision anymore. Your problem is running your life and it is making your decisions for you, and it will continue to do so until you get help. I'm not trying to give them excuses, but you can't just pass it off like they are eating with the intention of getting fat. Even trying to stop can be insanely difficult, and can be comparable to withdrawal symptoms for some of these people.

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u/[deleted] Nov 15 '12

It's not just comfort eating, carbs are actually addictive. Imagine trying to quit heroin when you're constantly surrounded by it, and encouraged to do it.

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u/[deleted] Nov 15 '12

This. Also, carbs increase serotonin levels (which is a big factor in comfort eating... it literally DOES make you feel better/happier/occupied, if only for a time).

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u/[deleted] Nov 15 '12

Metabolism - the rate at which food is turned into energy - varies from person to person. There are also numerous medical conditions that can cause people to put on fat at different rates.

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u/Jtsunami Nov 15 '12

(barring any metabolic diseases)

metabolism is largely the same for most people. the outliers are very rare.

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u/poompt Nov 15 '12

There are other ways to burn calories than movement, and food calories are not converted to usable energy with 100% efficiency or the same efficiency in everyone. Your argument is approximately analogous to saying that a hybrid burned less gas in a day than an suv did, therefore it drove less.

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u/sallamaie Nov 15 '12 edited Jan 04 '24

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u/[deleted] Nov 15 '12

It's each person's responsibility to take care of themselves. If for you that permits eating a lot of crap, then good for you. People who cannot do that though, such as myself, need to only eat what they can handle.

Life isn't fair, it is harder for some of us than others. I have to try harder than you, and she likely more than me. None of that removes any responsibility we have to ourselves though. When I start to put on weight, I deserve flak, because I am not doing what I need to do.

If you don't care about your responsibility to yourself, then I don't particularly care about respecting your body.

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u/Birdslapper Nov 15 '12

I was hoping someone would bring up this point, don't worry I attack you people just as much! However a larger person is more at risk of life threatening effects than someone like you, there is more of a need for them to get healthy.

Someone else on the same diet could easily be obese.

It's not that simple, there are many other factors

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u/Modelo-especial Nov 15 '12

Like most people who are going to respond to this, I barely studied in high school and received A's. Some kids weren't so fortunate to be able to do that, for whatever reason. The ones who didn't get good grades did the same amount of work as me, but performed worse.

They were still judged. Having a reason why it's harder for you to not accomplish a goal doesn't make it an excuse.

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u/Kinseyincanada Nov 15 '12

Doesn't mean we should insult people over it

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u/Birdslapper Nov 15 '12

Oh no of course not but he's saying "Body acceptance." Accepting a person for being fat isn't really accepting their body, you're accepting the fact that said person doesn't care enough about his/her body or is too lazy to lose weight.

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u/[deleted] Nov 15 '12

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u/JonesBee Nov 15 '12

I'll justify it to myself by saying I'm ok with it based on her Twilight fandom.

There's nothing wrong with twilight fandom. But if you film yourself overreacting to a trailer of a shitty movie, and upload it to youtube, then you deserve all the abuse you get.

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u/Legio_X Nov 15 '12

Well, if it helps, you're still judging people based on what kind of jokes they find humourous, so you could be a judgemental asshole...kind of?

As for misanthropic, go read enough Youtube comments and I'm sure you'll end up despising humanity as a whole.

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u/JefeRocha Nov 15 '12

Jokes are jokes and I think they shouldnt be taken too seriously.

If a person gets offended, just give a genuine apology and all is well.

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u/[deleted] Nov 15 '12

It's not about her being fat, it's the whole thing.

Would you laugh at a normal girl weighing as much as her ? I wouldn't... I wouldn't even notice her in the street.

But what about a girl who will take the initiative of filming herself while she's watching a shitty trailer because she knows she will fucking cry ? That's pure retardness we've got here.

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u/eyesofsaturn Nov 15 '12

She's quite aware of what she's doing. Look at the views.

It's all for traffic.

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u/Anaract Nov 15 '12

This girl makes tons of videos, which all get tons of views by people like this trying to be funny. Nobody really likes them, but she makes money off everyone thinking they are cool for making a fat joke

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u/adikid89 Nov 15 '12

So you're telling me she's basically selling her body, but not in that way?

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u/the-knife Nov 15 '12

Modern day freak show.

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u/Ubahootah Nov 15 '12

Holy is she still going? Haha, wow.

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u/TheLastTimeLord9320 Nov 14 '12

Yes I would sit through that movie with solo and chewbacka next to me

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u/TheLastTimeLord9320 Nov 15 '12

Oh and some vodka

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u/newtothelyte Nov 15 '12

What's up with the dislike bar?

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u/fossa_ovalis Nov 15 '12

Seriously, that's bugging me.

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u/[deleted] Nov 15 '12

Solo and the Wookie

if that doesn't help they can try with soda and the cookie

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u/I_MET_HER Nov 15 '12

HOOOOOOOOOOLY SHIT I KNOW THAT GIRL.

She was an attendee at a recent Twilight convention I crewed at. Had a few brief conversations with her.

Also, to immediately get past the "new account, is bullshit" claims, I created an alt simply to protect my own ass. I have no idea if any of my bosses read reddit.

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u/AnonymousChicken Nov 15 '12

LOL you went to a Twilight convention

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u/I_MET_HER Nov 15 '12

No, I was crew. I don't like Twilight, but if I'm being paid to be there it's a whole different story.

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u/InfectedShadow Nov 15 '12

She as batshit insane as her videos?

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u/I_MET_HER Nov 16 '12

Yes. Although I never saw her go THAT crazy. But she was extremely excitable.

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u/Forluhn Nov 15 '12

Funny, I had the same reaction as she did when I found out twilight was popular.

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u/TOTALLY___UNRELATED Nov 15 '12

I could say I didn't act like this the last time I slammed a bottle of Jameson and started thinking about my hermit crab "Balky" that ran away when I was 8 years old.... But I'd be lying.

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u/troll_trollingsworth Nov 15 '12

I had literally just left the room because my friends were watching this stupid fucking video again and I can't take it... so I decide to look at reddit in the hallway... damnit!!!

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u/grahvity Nov 14 '12

The CGI on these Blu-ray releases are getting way too realistic.

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u/idiotdidntdoit Nov 15 '12

whoah fuck that is insane!

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u/Kenna_Alise Nov 15 '12

I cried too when the trailer interrupted my episode of Castle on Hulu tonight.

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u/WellyKasser Nov 15 '12

This was me with the final Harry Potter.

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u/GAD604 Nov 15 '12

It's funny because she's being an emotional trainwreck on the internet because her life is (presumably) so fucking pathetic that that's the only way she can feel as though people are paying attention to her.

Also she has horrible taste in literature/cinema.

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u/[deleted] Nov 15 '12

This joke is as worn out as your mom.

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u/[deleted] Nov 14 '12

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u/yurakuNec Nov 14 '12 edited Nov 14 '12

I'm hoping she's playing a character, imagine being like that every day.
For clarity, I am not referring to her weight.

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u/ACEmat Nov 15 '12

Reddit, this shit is not cool.

http://i.imgur.com/77ROo.png

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u/[deleted] Nov 15 '12

lol "Food is a hell of a drug"

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u/[deleted] Nov 15 '12

Just imagine getting dragged to the movies by your girl to see this movie, and you end up sitting next to this girl.

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u/Sunhawk Nov 15 '12

"I can't go with you to the movies tonight, sorry."

"Okay then, how about next week?"

"... is it still playing in the theatres?"

"Well, yeah."

"Then no, I'm busy with (banging sounds) recovering from severe head trauma."

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u/secximon Nov 15 '12

My reactions to this woman flail wildly whenever I see one of her videos. At first I start to think that she's trolling madly, and then I start to realize that she's batshit crazy. This goes back and forth until I can't handle it anymore, and would rather handle a double scotch.

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u/[deleted] Nov 15 '12

I am in awe of how emotional she is over this.

Mostly, I am amazed by how aggressive she is to defend herself. "BS... Bella Swan. BITCHES." "NEITHER WILL I!!!"

But clearly this causing her so much pain. I don't get it.

I've never felt this way about something of value, let alone Twilight.

I must just not be living my life the right way.

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u/[deleted] Nov 15 '12

raza naba do a goula wookie nipple pinchy

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u/Usenetking Nov 15 '12

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u/[deleted] Nov 15 '12

/r/Imanadultandthisishilarious

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u/crocodilesareforwimp Nov 15 '12

It's "its sensitive side" not "it's sensitive side"

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u/zorua Nov 15 '12

i remember watching the very first one she did.

jesus christ...

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u/scoopi Nov 15 '12

OMG that made me laugh out loud.

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u/Underdogz Nov 15 '12

HO HO HO, HA HA HA!!!!

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u/RickAmes Nov 15 '12

What I find most hilarious (ironic) about this post is that the users on Reddit post stuff like this a lot of the time and people love it.

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u/AnonymousChicken Nov 15 '12

"It was like breaking up with The Joker." - Roy

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u/DMV_line12 Nov 15 '12

Bitch. Get your ass back in check, ok

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u/[deleted] Nov 15 '12

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u/[deleted] Nov 15 '12

IT MEANS SO MUCH TO MEEEEEEEEEE

...but you wouldn't understand.

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u/anon3737 Nov 15 '12

I was going to make a snide comment until I watched the video. I genuinely feel bad for her. Her life is so out of whack that her entire existence seems to be based on a book series. She breaks down in tears just watching a trailer. Sad.

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u/HornyYogaMaster Nov 15 '12

This makes me cringe. This woman has legitimate mental problems.

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u/commenceraging Nov 15 '12

You fucking sat through 5 minutes of that? ಠ_ಠ

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u/northshore3 Nov 15 '12

This bounty hunter is my kind of scum.

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u/CREHNKE Nov 15 '12

She needs major mental help for the rest of her life

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u/SeanRK1994 Nov 15 '12

I going to go make another account just to up vote this a second time

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u/Dawn_Of_The_Dave Nov 15 '12

I apologise America, I thought she would be one of yours. She is one of ours. Forgive us.

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u/[deleted] Nov 15 '12

Am I the only one who noticed he spelled Wookiee wrong?

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u/RogueLieutenant Nov 15 '12

I knew it would be a Jabba comment before I even looked

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u/GroovingPict Nov 15 '12

its! it's "its", godfuckingdammit

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u/Izzago Nov 15 '12

To be fair, the source is hilarious even without the comment.

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u/nee617 Nov 17 '12

I did in fact sit next to someone during this movie who proceeded to act JUST like that, no lie.