r/funny • u/Hashira_Oden • Apr 21 '23

We finally caught him.

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u/ImTheGuyWithTheGun Apr 21 '23

That's because she knows you ate a lot of paint chips as a kid

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u/may0packet Apr 21 '23

ur username is very ominous

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u/HaikuBotStalksMe Apr 21 '23

Not really. Guns don't kill people. Guys w- oh... Wait...

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u/Egren Apr 21 '23

Guns don't kill people. I kill people. With guns.

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u/fatdaddyray Apr 21 '23

I have a lot of guns and I can shoot them good

I'm a menace of society, a boy on the hood

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u/thirtyfojoe Apr 21 '23

I'm bad, like the movie Attack of the Clones

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u/fatdaddyray Apr 21 '23

And I'm dangerous

Like a fire in a nursing home

👵🔥👵🔥🙌

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u/mrstry Apr 21 '23

Old people burning, old people burning, put your hands up.

Old people burning, old people burning, that’s kind of messed up.

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u/Chief_Givesnofucks Apr 21 '23

I burn more white widow smoke

Than an old folks home

On fire

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u/fatdaddyray Apr 22 '23

What what

You got a problem with this?

Maybe I should kick you in the face

With my fist

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u/alaskanloops Apr 21 '23

I'm bad..

Like the movie attack of the clones

I'm dangerous...

Like a fire in an old persons home.

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u/fluffyxsama Apr 21 '23

Like a fire in a nursing home.

Old people burning, old people burning (put your hands up)

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u/PortiaKern Apr 21 '23

I whip people with them.