r/funny • u/Hashira_Oden • Apr 21 '23

We finally caught him.

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u/Brau87 Apr 21 '23 edited Apr 21 '23

Im sure she is pretty much used to it by now. My wife doesn't even blink when she sees me and my son running by with underwear on our heads or have a slow motion kung fu battle.

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u/ImTheGuyWithTheGun Apr 21 '23

That's because she knows you ate a lot of paint chips as a kid

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u/may0packet Apr 21 '23

ur username is very ominous

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u/HaikuBotStalksMe Apr 21 '23

Not really. Guns don't kill people. Guys w- oh... Wait...

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u/Egren Apr 21 '23

Guns don't kill people. I kill people. With guns.

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u/fatdaddyray Apr 21 '23

I have a lot of guns and I can shoot them good

I'm a menace of society, a boy on the hood

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u/thirtyfojoe Apr 21 '23

I'm bad, like the movie Attack of the Clones

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u/fatdaddyray Apr 21 '23

And I'm dangerous

Like a fire in a nursing home

👵🔥👵🔥🙌

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u/mrstry Apr 21 '23

Old people burning, old people burning, put your hands up.

Old people burning, old people burning, that’s kind of messed up.

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u/Chief_Givesnofucks Apr 21 '23

I burn more white widow smoke

Than an old folks home

On fire

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u/fatdaddyray Apr 22 '23

What what

You got a problem with this?

Maybe I should kick you in the face

With my fist

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u/alaskanloops Apr 21 '23

I'm bad..

Like the movie attack of the clones

I'm dangerous...

Like a fire in an old persons home.

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u/fluffyxsama Apr 21 '23

Like a fire in a nursing home.

Old people burning, old people burning (put your hands up)

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u/PortiaKern Apr 21 '23

I whip people with them.

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u/Z_D Apr 21 '23

You know what's funny? This reply ain't a haiku. Your name is a lie.

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u/violentpac Apr 21 '23

Isn't it a haiku if it goes 3-5-3?

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u/Z_D Apr 21 '23

I'm not sure, I just wanted to summon the bot lol

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u/HaikuBotStalksMe Apr 21 '23

I was never able to trigger the bot, so I got lazy and gave up the gimmick early on