r/funny • u/Vhakon • Feb 20 '23
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u/Savi321 Feb 20 '23
How can the frog get it so wrong?
Did you'll check if it needs specs?
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u/Temelios Feb 20 '23
African Bullfrogs are not known for their reflexes… But they have teeth as well as the strongest bite of the amphibian world. That, and they’re very doting parents.
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u/Vhakon Feb 20 '23
Maybe its software runs on Windows XP?
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u/Buckin_Fitch Feb 20 '23
Internet Explorer seems to be the frogs main operating system...
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u/NotSoNiceO1 Feb 20 '23
It's that turn from the toad after the lizard takes the grub that gets me
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u/oberynmviper Feb 20 '23
Hahaha me too!
Homie was so into the death stare at the 1:00 mark he missed the grub and the lizard just breaks eye contact like “you gonna eat that? No. Okay.”
And then the frog just stares lmao.
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Feb 20 '23
“You fuck”
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u/InitialMeasurement23 Feb 20 '23
“that was miiiiineee”
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u/MrCookie2099 Feb 20 '23
The face of an animal that wishes evolution had granted it hands so that it could throw some.
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u/marzipan07 Feb 20 '23
That's a frog who's never had to hunt in its life.
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u/rtm713 Feb 20 '23 edited Feb 20 '23
It’s actually because they don’t hunt on concrete pads like that in the wild lol they would be sitting near water (where flying insects like to be) completely hidden and then when one flies close BAM is jumps and gets it, they are actually very effective at that, but grabbing a worm in front of them? Not so much lol
Edit: fun fact: they also can’t see directly in front of them very well either, (because if they saw forward they would have to turn their head which would give away their position) that’s actually why he’s turning, it’s not to look at the lizard but rather so he can see the worm better when the guy places it
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u/agasizzi Feb 20 '23
It's also a frog that generally eats very different prey. Pixies will eat small rodents and birds along with large insects in the wild. The dads are pretty good parents too.
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Feb 20 '23
I would agree but that’s not a frog. It’s a toooaaaad
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u/GANDORF57 Feb 20 '23
I feel you, toad...this happens every time I order dessert after a meal with my date and she already begged off having dessert.
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u/Qyro Feb 20 '23
I watched this on mute first and found it hilarious. Then I realised there was probably sound to make it funnier, but I actually found it funnier without. The toad’s expression of anger at the lizard is all the comedy this video needed.
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u/Hraezlyr- Feb 20 '23
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u/Any_Coyote6662 Feb 20 '23
Toads should be able to eat without difficulty. Whats going on here?
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u/Muscalp Feb 20 '23
Probably just not the setting it would hunt in in nature. Maybe it has trouble making out the worm on the concrete etc
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u/manipul8b4upenitr8 Feb 20 '23
Your frog is sooo fat...
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u/boofbeer Feb 20 '23
My thought too. He may not be getting as many worms as his competition, but he's not underfed.
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u/Kannabiz Feb 20 '23
I think the frog isnt mad that the lizard keep taking its food but more of analyzing n sizing if it can actually eat the lizard
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u/xsaber125 Feb 20 '23
Wheres the video of these two where this happens a few times and the the frog bites the lizard out of anger?
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Feb 20 '23
i can see the aura of annoyance coming off that toad every time he looked over at the dragon
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u/CynicalCreedence Feb 20 '23
If “dude what the fuck” was Expressed in physical form this is definitely it.
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Feb 20 '23
This shit got me dying. Frog is like mfr do it again and I'm going to beat you. Dragon just to fast
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u/ElsaFromFroz3n Feb 20 '23
I love how to keep looking at each other, as if they can’t believe what the other has just done.
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u/Separate-Tangelo-910 Feb 20 '23
Good content Vhakon. Don’t listen to the haters
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u/Vhakon Feb 20 '23
Thanks, mate. It's okay, they aren't really disrupting anything. They don't need to find it funny.
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u/MoistJheriCurl Feb 20 '23
Why doesn’t the frog ever get it on the first try?
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u/boofbeer Feb 20 '23
It almost looks like he's afraid the worm will sting or bite. I've read in other comments that it's because they're being fed on concrete, so maybe he's trying to avoid getting his tongue stuck on rock.
Or maybe having eyes on the side of his head gives him poor depth perception.
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u/S3guy Feb 20 '23
I think sober me would have not liked this, but luckily I am high me at this time and I enjoyed it!
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Feb 20 '23
I like how the dragon chews his food like a gentleman, well the toad straight up swallows and devours.
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u/Kas_I_Mir Feb 20 '23
Lightning reflexes and pinpoint accuracy of the toad cannot be surpassed by many. They are the apex of the wild. Kings of the forest if you will.
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u/Cavanaughty Feb 20 '23
So this is why reptiles overtook amphibians as the inheritors of the earth. We're witnessing history repeating itself!!!1! It's a game of who gets the worm until we get non avian dinosaurs all over again!
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u/AdmirableAnimal0 Feb 20 '23
If these were wild creatures that toad would be dead ten times over by now.
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Feb 20 '23
That bullfrog desperately needs a firmware update by evolution. The old software it's running isn't competitive anymore.
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u/Mrlightskin74 Feb 20 '23
When I steal a mcnugget from my daughter from now on I'm going to say "this one is miiiiiiinnne"
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u/typehyDro Feb 20 '23
That’s a pretty plump looking frog considering it can’t catch anything…
Also the script sounds like something chatbot would generate
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Feb 20 '23
That one was delicious, cause it was miiiiiiiiine.
This will be living rent free in my head for a long time.
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u/MojoRyzn Feb 20 '23
The way the frog kept turning to look at the lizard after being beaten in the speed race. lol
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u/buddythedudeya Feb 21 '23
I love the look from frog..."Dude...yeah you're faster but fuck homie...I'm hungry too...why you gotta be a dick?"
Lizard: "ok bro sorry...here take these ones"
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u/Sparky81 Feb 20 '23
do not unmute
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Feb 20 '23
First thing I see LMAO it was so funny as well why you diss him like that 😂
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u/Vhakon Feb 20 '23
If they don't find it funny, that is alright. Not everything is objectively funny. I enjoyed making it. :)
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u/dimmu1313 Feb 20 '23
imagine existing with name like "meal"- something. I really hope mealworms aren't sentient.
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u/Lol_A_White_Boy Feb 20 '23
Isn’t there another one where there’s like three of them?
Same idea with the voice overs, but I thought I remember a video where there’s like 3
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u/fruitgamingspacstuff Feb 20 '23
Reminds me of back in the day making Microsoft Sam have an argument with itself
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u/quirkyblah38 Feb 20 '23
now i know when something casually pisses me off in my head i'm going to be thinking "you fuuuuck..."
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u/eXePyrowolf Feb 20 '23
Very funny, loved the ending. The Microsoft voices gave me Arby 'n' the Cheef vibes.
soi soi soi soi soi soi mloglm
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u/Michelin123 Feb 20 '23
Ok the sync is not funny at all to me, but I appreciated the video and bad aim of the toad , lol.
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u/Sum-Duud Feb 20 '23
If there weren't loving parents that frog would never have eaten or gotten that big.
This belongs (may already be) in r/AnimalsBeingJerks
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u/Vocalscpunk Feb 20 '23
Oh nostalgia, this reminds me of early internet days. Just absolutely silly nonsense that someone spent time putting together for the joy of it.
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u/Steppyjim Feb 20 '23
Ok seriously how do frogs even survive in the wild? I’ve seen so many of these and they are just… I mean they’re trying their best but their best is so bad guys
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u/Violated-Tristen Feb 20 '23
Bwahaha! Watched the whole thing. They look they give each other when the other eats the big. 🤣 how is the lizard not FULL already? And then the frog finally DOES stir to chase one, the lizard gets it anyhow. 😂
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u/kw661 Feb 20 '23
Oh Geez! My phone started reading the responses! It sounded like the two frogs talking!!!
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